A few moments:
Before Spidey's first mission with the New Avengers, and he's so overwhelmed by everything, he sighs, "I've been an Avenger for ten minutes, already I need to lay down".
In Untold Tales of Spider-Man (I think) Spidey and Johnny Storm keep playing practical jokes on each other, and eventually Spidey asks Sue Storm on a date to piss Johnny off (this was before Sue and Reed were married). So Johnny decides to get back at Spidey by finding Namor (who was smitten with Sue at the time) and telling him that Spidey kidnapped Sue. Namor swears to rescue Sue and make Spidey pay for abducting her. So Spidey and Sue are eating in a little pizza place (and Spidey even webs himself up a little bowtie to look presentable) when Namor finds them and starts beating the hell out of Spidey. They fight for awhile and stop when somebody almost gets hurt (I think it may have been Betty and JJJ but I can't quite remember) and Spidey stops fighting to go rescue them. That's when Sue spots Johnny, who was watching the fight, and makes him confess what he did. Namor storms off angrily at being manipulated, and Sue yells at Johnny. That night, Johnny thinks that he's at least gotten the last laugh. But when he goes into his garage to work on his hot rod, he finds it hanging several feet off the ground from webbing. There's a note from Spidey that informs Johnny that Spidey's webbing dissolves in an hour. Moments later, the webbing dissolves, and the car crashes to the ground.
In USM, when Spidey breaks into Kingpin's office and Kingpin catches him. He asks, "Who sent you?" to which Spidey replies "Carson Daly". Kingpin says, "I don't know who that is" to which Spidey replies "That's because he didn't invent a line of pastries, you fat-fatty of a fat man". Later, after Electro kicks Spidey's ass and Kingpin throws him out of the window, Electro asks, "Anything else, boss?" The Kingpin answers, "Yes. Find this Carson Daly person and destroy him".
I need to get that issue - The new marvel team-up books?
