Glee Episode V: The Sylvester Strikes Back - - - - Part 13

[Sawyer]

http://insidetv.ew.com/2013/11/18/glee-photos-puppets/

I don't know why, but those pictures really make me want to throw a punch Blaine's way.

 

[protocida]

Minor spoilers.

Spoiler

In Puppet Master, there's a gas leak at the choir room, which causes certain characters to have hallucinations. That's why Blaine pictures everyone as puppets, why Jake is suddenly in a massive dance-off with the Cheerios, why there are 1980's students walking around, etc.

Previously Unaired Christmas is supposedly what happened after last year's Christmas episode, Glee, Actually. Santana is visiting New York and ends up working as mall elfs with Rachel and Kurt in NYC, while New Directions puts up a nativity show in Ohio, with Marley as Virgin Mary and Becky as Baby Jesus.

 

[Primal Slayer]

Well neither of those sound remotely entertaining.

 

[protocida]

How surprising you have such opinion.

 

[Primal Slayer]

I know right? Glee always surprises me.

 

[Schlosser85]

According to Chord Overstreet, graduation is episode 14.

Wooo so excited to find out how much more ridiculous filler we'll have to endure until then...

 

[Primal Slayer]

Don't know why they dragged it out so long. Shouldve happened before they go on their long hiatus so we can start fresh.

And how have we not gotten any info on the big 100? Better not be just another below average episode.

 

[Schlosser85]

Probably no one cares, but here's "Just the Way You Are" (Billy Joel) from tonight's episode, featuring Kurt/Blaine/Rachel/Santana/Sam.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mf-BTgmdRTo

For the love of God, Chord, cut your hair!

Also, I really hope they weren't slightly hinting at a Rachel/Sam "thing" there.

 

[Sawyer]

Glee returning to Tuesdays at 8, starting midseason

I'd rather New Girl and Brooklyn Nine-Nine have a lead in that people still give a **** about, though...

 

[Schlosser85]

Are they seriously going there with Sam/Rachel?

 

[RiXi]

Are they seriously going there with Sam/Rachel?

I was thinking about it and if they want to have someone with Rachel, Sam's not a terrible choice. He told her in season two that she wasn't her type, but both characters have changed a lot. And, well, Sam is silly, handsome and a caring boyfriend. Just like Finn.
Also, he's so much better than a random guy from New York

A true Finchel fan speaking, btw.

 

[Sawyer]

Oh, look, a bunch of the younger, uninterestings are arguing about stuff.

 

[flash13]

This was seriously a **** episode. The first one of the season where I actually didn't give a crap about anything. It would have been great if Jake beat the crap out of Ryder though, it would have made it more entertaining at least.

 

[Sawyer]

Team Sue.

 

[Primal Slayer]

It was ok. Didn't care about any of the songs.

Kurt should've been the one to help Sam with his modeling, since ya know he spent some time working at a magazine and having a pretty good connection.

Sam and Santana should've had a nice little convo since last we left those two, they weren't exactly each others biggest fans.

Jarlyder is boring and didn't need as much focus.

Blaine all of sudden has an interest that isn't music? lol ooookay....

Still don't know why Mercedes of all people isn't in NY. She needs to come back next season so her and Santana can be roomies and become famous together.

I wish they didn't have to make Becky/Artie scenes so PSA.

Santana of course was great and made so much sense. Wouldve been great if she just started blasting some random music in the middle of the performance instead of giving in and singing along with them.

And oh god, please do not introduce Samchel into my life.

I don't even think Jenna is even trying anymore though I don't blame her with the dialogue they have given her these past few episodes. I hate that they declawed Kitty and have made her so boring.

 

[Schlosser85]

Kurt should've been the one to help Sam with his modeling, since ya know he spent some time working at a magazine and having a pretty good connection.

Unfortunately I think they were shoehorning a Rachel/Sam budding romance.

Sam and Santana should've had a nice little convo since last we left those two, they weren't exactly each others biggest fans.

The writers probably don't remember that. It was a whole....few episodes ago.

Jarlyder is boring and didn't need as much focus.

Also, asking someone out is not about just wearing them down until they say yes, Ryder.

Blaine all of sudden has an interest that isn't music? lol ooookay....

Well, he was really just making excuses because he was nervous about his NYADA audition, but....yea. They've never spent two sentences talking about Blaine's interests before.

Still don't know why Mercedes of all people isn't in NY. She needs to come back next season so her and Santana can be roomies and become famous together.

I won't hold my breath to see Mercedes again anytime soon.

I wish they didn't have to make Becky/Artie scenes so PSA.

Ah, Becky Jackson, who Glee uses 95% of the time as a one-joke pony, then the other 5% of the time as a heartwarming walking PSA.

 

[Schlosser85]

Also, for the love of all that's holy when is Chord going to get a damn haircut?

WHEN?!

He's not the least bit attractive right now, no matter how much Glee expects us to believe he is.

 

[Sawyer]

I honestly want Sue to just grab a pair of scissors and take off a good five inches.

God knows, she's the only one who can.

 

[Sawyer]

Also, they need to cut the **** with the tribute weeks.

 

[Primal Slayer]

If I never saw a tribute episode again I would be so happy. But if they are going to do tribute episodes they need to be generalized. Do a 90s tribute or 80s tribute where you can cover multiple artists. And I wish they would cut down the amount of songs per episode but I think they are hellbent on getting to 1000 songs by the end of the series since they just hit 600. And sadly the 600th song probably won't live up to the 300th song/performance.

 

[Hush]

I like Chords hair and really hated this episode aside from the music as it was. A legends songs.

 

[Hunter Rider]

Rachel and Sam? That's random but okay......

Surely Blaine gets into NYADA, he's clearly more talented than Kurt and more diverse than Rachel.

Jake's a full *****e now and Ryder is a lame desperado? check, great work making both those characters actively suck instead of just being bland.

I was surprised they didn't use New York State of Mind.

The writing for Becky is so weird, it's like Murphy and co get some odd pleasure out of giving her awkward sexual dialogue because she has down syndrome so they think that makes it funny.

Sue's Genghis Khan line and Marley's scene with her Mom were the only things I liked in this ep.

 

[Schlosser85]

I was surprised they didn't use New York State of Mind.

Rachel did that a while ago.

 

[ravn0s]

i would prefer they pair sam with rachel over some new random person.

 

[Hunter Rider]

Rachel did that a while ago.

I forgot about that, was that in the ep where Marley was introduced and they cut between her and Rachel singing the song?