Glee Episode V: The Sylvester Strikes Back

[Sawyer]

I want to see Finn get curbstomped.

Like.... to death.

 

[Speedball]

I want to see the boys form a band. I don't mean like the boy band crap that Sam tried to start, I mean an actual rock band. You've got Finn on drums, Puck on Guitar, Sam on vocals and guitar.
We could get some Guns and Roses songs finally.

 

[Pink Ranger]

And Mike could be the Lead Male Dancer, just like the Lead Male Dancer Guns and Roses has.

 

[Sawyer]

I'd be okay with Finn on drums...... in a Turkish prison where he can only play 30 minutes a day and is regularly beaten and starved the other 23.5 hours a day.

 

[flash13]

Wow, you hate Finn more than I hate Tina t:

 

[Sawyer]

Honestly, at this point, I have genuine hatred for at least 25% of the characters. Finn, Quinn, Mr. Schue... Rachel's a contender too.

 

[Sawyer]

My hatred of Rachel still pales in compairison to the first three however. The slap in the promo makes me want to see Rachel get her girlfight on all over Quinn's pretty little face.

 

[JP]

Sweet Jesus, some people STILL think Sam is gay.

 

[Sawyer]

It's okay, JP. They just dont know any better. People can only learn so much by 6th grade.

 

[JP]

It just hurts my brain so much. It's like arguing that Kurt is really straight and should be with Mercedes.

 

[Jennifer Walters]

The fact is when you want to shut up people talking about a character's sexuality you don't do two episodes where that character's sexuality is doubted by everyone and say a second time that he's not. That's not gonna do anything, until they stop bringing it up or hell at this point even having Kurt and Sam acknowledging each other some people will never get the message.

I still don't think it's completely out of the realm of possibility that he is gay or bisexual. It's just a much much much much lesser chance of happening now than it was in the beginning of the season. Plus this whole poor and kicked out of his home thing? Not the big secret that he was ashamed of that he hinted about with Quinn. This had to have happened fairly recently.

 

[JP]

The big secret was that he dyed his hair.

 

[Sawyer]

It just hurts my brain so much. It's like arguing that Kurt is really straight and should be with Mercedes.

Well THAT would be one helluva twist.

 

[JP]

Yeah, and it would make sense because they occasionally look at each other.

 

[Sawyer]

Hey.... in the Glee writers room, sometimes that's all it takes.

 

[JP]

Yeah, Mercedes' crush in Season one was obvious foreshadowing. They even brought it up again this season, so OBVIOUSLY they're hinting at it.


I smell Kurtcedes in our future.

 

[Sawyer]

BIG time.

Wait til the finale, when we find out Rachel's pregnant with Mike Chang's baby.

Oh yeah.... the baby is also black. Make of that what you will.

 

[JP]

Well, that look Mercedes gave Mike for half a second in last weeks epsiode was an obvious indicator that she's really a man with a penis. And Rachel had that heartfelt talk with Mercedes in the car a few episodes ago. So, yeah. They're pregnant. Mike Changs lack of dialog in this episode was meant to hint at the fact that he's keeping silent and covering it up by saying he's the father.

I can prove this all with gifs and dialog taken out of context.

 

[Jennifer Walters]

Wow. Okay. First off there was an intended plotline for Sam to be gay. There's no denying that. It's a common fact. Blaine was NEVER hired to be a boyfriend. NEVER. There's no denying that either. That's part of why there is still people who think it will happen.

Kurt was intended to be gay. And is gay. Also the secret was NOT he dyed his hair obviously. Unless his kid bro and sister dye their hair as well.

 

[JP]

Wow. Okay. First off there was an intended plotline for Sam to be gay. There's no denying that. It's a common fact. Blaine was NEVER hired to be a boyfriend. NEVER. There's no denying that either.

Kurt was intended to be gay. And is gay. Also the secret was NOT he dyed his hair obviously. Unless his kid bro and sister dye their hair as well.

It was blatantly obvious that it was. Otherwise there would be a "Sam's secret" storyline.

 

[Sawyer]

I noticed that Quinn and Finn sang "I Dont Want to Know" tonight. Appropriate.... considering neither of them want to acknowledge the fact that they're brother and sister!

BTW, Finn is the sister and Quinn is the brother... you guys picked up on that, right?

 

[Schlosser85]

Just because Sam was conceived on paper at the beginning of the season as Kurt's boyfriend and Blaine as a platonic mentor doesn't mean any of that still has any bearing. I think it's pretty obvious RIB start with a general outline but write fluidly (to put it nicely) and change their minds about where they're going with things all the time.

And I have to question, if Murphy didn't know by Never Been Kissed that Blaine was Kurt's boyfriend, what was up with Blaine's introductory scene involving him and Kurt running in slow motion down the hall with piano music playing in the background? If that didn't look like some subtle-as-a-flashing-neon-sign foreshadowing, I don't know what does.

 

[JP]

Also, if Santana has the best gay-dar wouldn't she know that Sam is gay?

I noticed that Quinn and Finn sang "I Dont Want to Know" tonight. Appropriate.... considering neither of them want to acknowledge the fact that they're brother and sister!

BTW, Finn is the sister and Quinn is the brother... you guys picked up on that, right?

Don't worry, later on they'll duet to a Donny/Marie song, which will be the major hint we're looking for.

 

[CaptainCanada]

Aww, Santana. So close, and yet, so far.

 

[Pink Ranger]

Don't worry, later on they'll duet to a Donny/Marie song, which will be the major hint we're looking for.

That, and the three-toed, six-eyed, double-tailed baby they will produce.