Groundhog Lounge

[KRYPTON INC.]

 

[Perfect Cell]

Japan vs Sweden in women's hockey is currently on right now. As you can see, my Friday night is at peak excitement. Japan is tenacious.

 

[Reek]

I have a bonfire going on the porch with the dogs .. enjoying the storm, music, and other party favors.

 

[Greens]

Japan vs Sweden in women's hockey is currently on right now. As you can see, my Friday night is at peak excitement. Japan is tenacious.

Japan, Sweden and women's hockey.... Some nice dames on that Swedish team?

 

[Perfect Cell]

Well, they all wear full faceguards, so... maybe? They are all definitely blonde though. That stereotype is in full effect.

And Japan just scored. A monumental upset is in the making here.

 

[Reek]

I just now saw the Tarantino thread.

You know how when you're in grade one or whatever, they give you a calculator that can only do basic arithmetic like addition, subtraction, multiplication and division? They only give you a basic one because that's all the math you know at that point. But as you get older, they give you a scientific calculator, that can do a whole bunch of magical ****. You can figure out complex problems and plug in elaborate formulas.

Some people here never got their scientific calculator. All they can do is 1+1=2.

Is this post condoning rape? If you buy a scientific calculator and can understand deeper math, you're a bad person.

 

[Perfect Cell]

I stole my scientific calculator from the school. I am therefore a Robin Hood-like rogue, and people love those. Everyone knows catholic schools are rich as all hell.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

I stole my scientific calculator from the school. I am therefore a Robin Hood-like rogue, and people love those. Everyone knows catholic schools are rich as all hell.

Well... They've had to part with some cash recently... Some unforeseen increases in overhead.

 

[Greens]

I stole my scientific calculator from the school. I am therefore a Robin Hood-like rogue, and people love those. Everyone knows catholic schools are rich as all hell.

I had to buy one for 100 goddamn euros. Those things are expensive.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

I'm texting a Dominican-Brazilian woman right now that remembers when she saw HEAVY METAL with me by referring to it as the movie "with the Super Chicken" in it.

"Super Chicken". The cartoon violence, the nudity, drug use, music... None stuck with her... But Super Chicken made an impression.

This is my life.

 

[Greens]

I hope they find her body...

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

I hope they find her body...

Her body would be easy to find in a crowd, that's for sure.

 

[Greens]

I hope they find your mass grave...

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

I hope they find your mass grave...

G, this is NYC... Even serial killers can't afford mass graves around here. The square footage alone...

 

[Greens]

I guess they stack them then. Make the most out of a small surface.

 

[Perfect Cell]

Short track speed skating is now on. This seems like a sport with razor-thin margins of error. In the "if you slip and fall, everyone dies" sort of way.

 

[Perfect Cell]

...Two people just slipped and fell.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Short track speed skating is now on. This seems like a sport with razor-thin margins of error. In the "if you slip and fall, everyone dies" sort of way.

I feel these winter games need to have more hand to hand combat in them.

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Then I remember hockey is also included and realize it's picking up all the slack.

 

[Perfect Cell]

I do believe that if you fight in international hockey, there is a chance you could get the team disqualified, depending on the scope of it.

...It's happened before.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

You can't fool me Cell... That's just a fresco of a gladiatorial match in the Coliseum.




The thing about skill in sports is... Sometimes you have to know when to quit.

https://imgur.com/gallery/R4p21

 

[Perfect Cell]

The best part about that picture is that it's Canada vs the USSR again. Canada was likely going to win the tournament regardless of the outcome of the game, but decided it was more important to beat up the Commies. They did a poll at the time, and like 92% of the Canadian public said "yeah, that was probably the right thing to do". It also made the tournament this happened at one of Canada's most popular events each year, whereas before it was relatively obscure. Canadians really don't like Russians when it comes to hockey.

 

[Reek]

i am going to get **** hammered later and live post the snowboarding events....


and then start counterpart.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

The best part about that picture is that it's Canada vs the USSR again. Canada was likely going to win the tournament regardless of the outcome of the game, but decided it was more important to beat up the Commies. They did a poll at the time, and like 92% of the Canadian public said "yeah, that was probably the right thing to do". It also made the tournament this happened at one of Canada's most popular events each year, whereas before it was relatively obscure. Canadians really don't like Russians when it comes to hockey.

Is this like a pride/identity thing?

"No... Sorry Ivan, but WE'RE the vast, cold frozen nation state with a taste for booze and expertise in hockey. Find some other gimmick."

 

[Perfect Cell]

The first time snowboarding was at the Olympics, a Canadian won the gold medal, but had it stripped because he tested positive for weed. I mean, really... is that going to make him snowboard better? They later gave it back to him. He now runs a medical marijuana business called Ross' Gold. That's a success story worthy of a movie. Not that ski jump kid that was trained by Hugh Jackman.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

The first time snowboarding was at the Olympics, a Canadian won the gold medal, but had it stripped because he tested positive for weed. I mean, really... is that going to make him snowboard better? They later gave it back to him. He now runs a medical marijuana business called Ross' Gold. That's a success story worthy of a movie. Not that ski jump kid that was trained by Hugh Jackman.

Get Franco and Rogen on the the case.

Not even joking... That actually would make for probably a funny biopic.