Gymrats & Stalkers: "I Was Assaulted In A Public Restroom"

[Ace of Knaves]

Why would he be arrested? You get arrested for that but not for carrying around a Desert Eagle?

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Hell no.

 

[Eggyman]

If it's possible to get three years locked up for eating a rat then nothing's out of the question haha.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

He was trying to make a point to me...and chances are, he possibly wasn't even sexually interested at all. One of the "details" I edited for content above was the fact that he called me a n***** after I walked off.

I was waiting for this part. Freakin knew it.

 

[Ace of Knaves]

Yea LS, you should of definitely smashed his face into the urinal.

 

[Ace of Knaves]

Yea that's cool I understand that.

But what are you supposed to do? Just let someone beat the crap out of you and wait for the police to do something?

 

[Eggyman]

You give them three warnings...

1, Please desist from doing that, please.
2, Your non cooperation in disisting should stop. Please.
3, If you do not pull your hand out of my arse, I shall raise attention to the nearest onlooker who will then help me help you disist from intruding my bodily orfices.

(And then)

....I'm sorry you were unable to cooperate with my request. Please hault what you are doing whilst I call the proper authorities. Thank you.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

What is he, the robot from Robocop?

 

[Nivek]

He was trying to make a point to me...and chances are, he possibly wasn't even sexually interested at all. One of the "details" I edited for content above was the fact that he called me a n***** after I walked off.

Damn, that's messed up, man. Are you sure they were actually gay, or possible White Power A'holes picking a fight? That kind of thing does happen (using the gay stuff as an antagonizer), but some of the comments (like the "pretty skin" **** is pretty creepy) sound pretty heavy handed in a public restroom at a movie theater. Sounds like just making a point with you wasn't the only thing on their agenda. Attacking someone in a public venue with security cameras and possible witnesses walking in at any time? Why think they were just going to walk out?

Considering what you said though, I think you are lucky. Had a friend down here who was jumped in a nightclub restroom by some gangbangers like that a few years ago, except the races were kind of flip-flopped (he's hispanic, not white, the other 3 guys were black). And it wasn't some angry gays, it was just some dumb Orlando/ Pine Hills thugs who thought my buddy was "gay/ checking them out" because he made too much eye contact or some B.S. But he had 3 cracked ribs and had bruises and cuts all over his face before Club security came in to break up the fight/ beatdown, and hauled them to jail and him to the hospital. But it's a messed up world man. You literally have to watch your back some places anymore.

You going to press assault charges against these clowns? I'm sure 'Daddy' already has some time on his record.

 

[knowsbleed]

I'm glad you're okay...

I'm eagerly awaiting the continuation...

You should have smacked him up with your "attitude problem".

 

[enterthemadness]

I'm gonna add some cheer into thsi thread with a CSI Miami joke...

Looks like they couldn't...*sunglasses* resist touching you.

Yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh.

 

[Panophobia]

I'm gonna add some cheer into thsi thread with a CSI Miami joke...

Looks like they couldn't...*sunglasses* resist touching you.

Yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh.

 

[katie_girl09]

Sooo... Didja get with Jason or not, dude?

 

[TinkTonks]

Man! Sorry to hear this happened, but glad you're alright!!!

I can't see where you may have done anything to egg on the event....you were clearly not interested. Some people just don't take 'not interested' as an answer. Course once you find that out, it's probably gonna be to late.

 

[Lasirius]

Terrible thing to go through, glad you're okay

If it's possible to get three years locked up for eating a rat then nothing's out of the question haha.

When did that happen?

 

[Sarge 2.0]

If someone comments about how pretty my skin is, it's time to get the **** outta there.

Yeah I don't care who says it...the follow up to "You've got pretty skin..." is "...and I'd like to wear it".

 

[C. Lee]

When did that happen?

I don't think the jail time has actually happened....a guy on an Australian version of I'M A CELEBRITY....killed, cooked, and ate a rat on the show....he was arrested for cruelity to animals becaus of a law about killing animals for the benifit of entertainment.

 

[Nivek]

Rightly so. There is no excuse for that crap.

 

[Darthphere]

I don't know, maybe after the first time the dude looked at you with his rape eyes, you maybe should have buttoned 2-3 more buttons on your shirt.

 

[Lasirius]

I don't think the jail time has actually happened....a guy on an Australian version of I'M A CELEBRITY....killed, cooked, and ate a rat on the show....he was arrested for cruelity to animals becaus of a law about killing animals for the benifit of entertainment.

Ah, well that makes sense.

 

[Ace of Knaves]

Well they ate it, what's the problem? It's not like they started kicking it around like a football. And at the end of the day it's a ****ing rat.

 

[Dr Lee]

Thought it was the UK version.....

 

[Cunning Stunts]

Well, three good things came out of this:

1: You know you've got a badass cop friend to help you in those situations.

2: Even after having your face shoved into the wall, you've proven your badassery enough to know that, while delirious, you still took one of the mother****ers down.

3: ... Well, you've been assured you've got a big dick.

 

[Nell2ThaIzzay]

Well, three good things came out of this:

1: You know you've got a badass cop friend to help you in those situations.

2: Even after having your face shoved into the wall, you've proven your badassery enough to know that, while delirious, you still took one of the mother****ers down.

3: ... Well, you've been assured you've got a big EGO.

Ermm... fixed!

 

[Paradyme]

Yeah I don't care who says it...the follow up to "You've got pretty skin..." is "...and I'd like to wear it".

"It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again"