How do you get a friend laid?

[JLBats]

cry me a river

I'm sorry for my empathy. You see, the soapbox comes with the SAG card.

 

[CyberFaust]

I'm sorry for my empathy. You see, the soapbox comes with the SAG card.

sorry?... why are you sorry damnit?!
it was a joke

 

[Apollo]

Wow...some guys really are pigs. I don't mean to quote cruel intentions or anything, but I don't think people should experience the acts of love until they are in love.

agreed

 

[Gotendbz-2]

Why do you care? It's none of your bizzy-ness.

 

[tzarinna]

His friend wants this to happen.

 

[Sean Adisano]

Wow...some guys really are pigs. I don't mean to quote cruel intentions or anything, but I don't think people should experience the acts of love until they are in love.

i agree

 

[tzarinna]

This may be the reason why he hasn't done it.
He deeply wants it to mean something even though he says he just wants to do the deed.

 

[mightiest_mortal]

Meh! More likely that if hes not really had much experience chatting up girls he's probably just been too nervous to really make much of an impression on girls he actually likes.

 

[Sean Adisano]

This may be the reason why he hasn't done it.
He deeply wants it to mean something even though he says he just wants to do the deed.

i think your right.

 

[JLBats]

Hey, maybe your friend had some sort of sexual trauma in his youth, like being molested by Steve Guttenberg.

 

[Apollo]

^JLBats you're crazy

 

[Sean Adisano]

Hey, maybe your friend had some sort of sexual trauma in his youth, like being molested by Steve Guttenberg.

*shivers*...disturbing

 

[Fred_Fury]

MySpace + Car = sex every night

 

[fangrl06]

This may be the reason why he hasn't done it.
He deeply wants it to mean something even though he says he just wants to do the deed.

If that's the case...good for him.

 

[JLBats]

^JLBats you're crazy

Wh-why?

Do you consider the hands of Steve Guttenberg to be healing ones?

 

[Apollo]

Wh-why?

Do you consider the hands of Steve Guttenberg to be healing ones?

 

[Apollo]

MySpace + Car = sex every night

myspace + no car= tormented every night

 

[CyberFaust]

 

[Apollo]

JLBats what happend to your "baby, i dont give a damn", speeches

 

[ShadowBoxing]

Wh-why?

Do you consider the hands of Steve Guttenberg to be healing ones?

 

[JLBats]

JLBats and hes "baby, i dont give a damn", speeches

I think my narcissism and nihilism swirl into a beautiful ******* cocktail, which everyone knows is irresistible to women

 

[JLBats]

JLBats what happend to your "baby, i dont give a damn", speeches

Hmm, whaAaAa?

 

[Apollo]

i just dont know anymore, maybe i'm just tired, just daaaamnn tired...

 

[tzarinna]

*Cries*

 

[Kritish]

You're thread might be vaginaphobic.