How do you get a friend laid?

[raybia]

He is a virgin at the age of 20 and me and my roomate desperately want to get him laid. I've introduced him to women but he is far too shy and sheepish to really get anywhere with them. No seriously, outside of taking this guy on as a wingman (which hasn't worked, and turns out to hurt me and him more than it helps him), I am fresh out of ideas.

By the way B_f I am NOT going to buy him a Hooker.

He just seems pathologically afraid of women or something, I don't get it...maybe he is love shy or something.

Well, you can make the ultimate sacrific and take one for the team.

 

[tzarinna]

Party girls,yeah way too aggressive.
I took some guys virginity and he went all Fatal Attraction on me. Be careful. He showed on the job crying with flowers,video camera,followed me home in traffic to see where I was living. Called me to say he was going to kill his
self. Big mess.

 

[Cyrusbales]

he needs a decent wingman, you mustn't be doing a decent job!

 

[Assassin]

Drunk *****es

 

[ShadowBoxing]

Party girls,yeah way too aggressive.
I took some guys virginity and he went all Fatal Attraction on me. Be careful. He showed on the job crying with flowers,video camera,followed me home in traffic to see where I was living. Called me to say he was going to kill his
self. Big mess.

*gulp*.......................................................

 

[USMC]

He's probably gay.

Seriously, do you ever catch him meat-gazing at you in the locker room?

 

[Mr Sparkle]

I've never understood that "We gotta get Billy LAID guys!" attitude.

yes, that one's a puzzler.

 

[USMC]

yes, that one's a puzzler.

It's from guys that haven't grown up yet.

 

[jaguarr]

The new word for the day is "meat-gazing". Hahaha!

jag

 

[Lackey]

Party girls,yeah way too aggressive.
I took some guys virginity and he went all Fatal Attraction on me. Be careful. He showed on the job crying with flowers,video camera,followed me home in traffic to see where I was living. Called me to say he was going to kill his
self. Big mess.

You ****

 

[CyberFaust]

It's from guys that haven't grown up yet.

this comment from a man with 14000 posts on a comic book forum is somehow redundant

 

[Lackey]

He's probably gay.

Seriously, do you ever catch him meat-gazing at you in the locker room?

No, but this was him at his last birthday party

 

[USMC]

this comment from a man with 14000 posts on a comic book forum is somehow redundant

HAHAHA!!!! I like when people use big words in the wrong context. You're special.


And god help me when I ever grow up. Who wants that?

 

[mightiest_mortal]

Called me to say he was going to kill his
self. Big mess.

AARRrrgghhh I hate it when people do that. I always feel really bad hanging up on them.

 

[jaguarr]

Where did you get that picture of Tuki from?

jag

 

[The Lizard]

I've never understood that "We gotta get Billy LAID guys!" attitude.

I blame too many lame 1980s sex comedies.

 

[Mr Sparkle]

Party girls,yeah way too aggressive.
I took some guys virginity and he went all Fatal Attraction on me. Be careful. He showed on the job crying with flowers,video camera,followed me home in traffic to see where I was living. Called me to say he was going to kill his
self. Big mess.

on the upside, this means that you must've been amazing.

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

Why are you so passionate about your friend getting to do the repetitive feel-good piston pump with a real life girl?

I've never understood that "We gotta get Billy LAID guys!" attitude.
I'm only concerned with whether or not I'm getting laid.
I don't even like to think about my friends wiggling their clumsy white asses all over some poor girl.

Now, when my best friend had an extended loneliness-spell...of course we talked about it, laughed about how he was exploding while walking down the street, needing to screw every single dickless object that he passed......but I just can't imagine actually trying to help him in some way.

How smooth you are when you're alone with a chick, how well you're maintaining your attractiveness to strangers, how social you're being...that's your business.


Like, what is the pay off for you?
You can both now high five and go "Sex is AWEsome!...huh?"?
I don't get it.

Expanding on that, even if you DO get him a girl alone in a bedroom, how he behaves in there might ruin it altogether.

 

[Lackey]

AARRrrgghhh I hate it when people do that. I always feel really bad hanging up on them.

They never go through with it anyway...f***ing p*ssies.

What, You O.D.'ed on Tylenol?! You drank a few ounces of bleach?! give me a f***ing break, be a man and slit your throat you big cry baby.

 

[USMC]

I blame too many lame 1980s sex comedies.

I didn't know they were in 2 movies together!!!

 

[USMC]

oh, Cruise, not Hanks.

 

[ShadowBoxing]

I didn't know they were in 2 movies together!!!

Tom Cruise was in Losin It

 

[GunBlade]

Please..

Having laid by the help of a friend is even lamer than being a virgin. Let him do it alone at his own pace.

 

[CyberFaust]

HAHAHA!!!! I like when people use big words in the wrong context. You're special.


And god help me when I ever grow up. Who wants that?

not my native tongue so i realy have a good excuse

and noone wants to grow up, but you can't tell other people to grow up it's STUPID (there, good word)

 

[The Lizard]

oh, Cruise, not Hanks.

Yep, that was young Maverick who showed Diane the barmaid his Top Gun.