How do you get a friend laid?

[Cyrusbales]

now, slip the drugs in the drink.......

 

[Erzengel]

Update: So yesterday we were going around to find a restaraunt to eat at. Most places had waits, so we just finally settled on this Thai place. While we were waiting there was two groups of girls, one of which Will knew. So I told Will "go talk to her"....of course he did not. About 3 seconds later I started chatting it up with a very attractive blonde and her friends in the lounge area reserved for those waiting on a table. While I was talking all of the sudden Will walks right by me and starts talking to the girl who he knew. I was so proud, it's like he saw me start a conversation with random strangers with no hestitation and all of the sudden it just clicked for him....

I dunno, I take that as him talking to a girl he knew as opposed to him talking to a bunch of strangers with you. He obviously took the easier route.

 

[ShadowBoxing]

now, slip the drugs in the drink.......

Whoa whoa he has to make it past step one first...

 

[ShadowBoxing]

I dunno, I take that as him talking to a girl he knew as opposed to him talking to a bunch of strangers with you. He obviously took the easier route.

That's true...but if he likes the girl, which I think he does, he should talk to her...however I know little about the relationship they have together. It is quiet possible this is a "just friends" situation.

 

[Erzengel]

Your friend will find his own way. He's obviously isn't as comfortable around women as you are but some people you can't just make good with women. Some have to learn from their own mistakes.

But I understand where you are coming from. It's good to see almost a "baby brother" grow up a little. I haven't read most of your posts in this thread but I'm sure that's the case. At least he's not crippling shy.

 

[Super_Child]

Just let him get there in his own time. I had a friend like this, untill recently he was scared and shy and never had a girlfriend and for some unseen reason ( I can only assume he was finally ready ) He just came right out of his shell and is now seeing someone.

 

[zanos]

You didn't have a point other than "push sex on your friend", which you kept harping on long after it had already been addressed. Get over yourself.

jag

Uh my point was explained in my first post. If you argue it I'm going to respond with an explanation since you're the only one that seems to need one. How is this harping? I suppose I'm not allowed an opinion in the first place because it was somehow "addressed" by someone else's opinion a few pages ago? You must make a living out of being the resident forum jerk.

 

[zanos]

I dunno, I take that as him talking to a girl he knew as opposed to him talking to a bunch of strangers with you. He obviously took the easier route.

I agree. Talking to someone you know who happens to be female isn't exactly a huge leap.

 

[tzar]

Maybe for him it was.

 

[Arkady Rossovich]

Dude, for the last time, you're odd and alienating and this is a terrible suggestion

Fine,then you suggest something to ShadowBoxing.I doubt it will be much better than what i said.

I seriously want to know what country this guy lives in, since he seems to honestly believe that in Europe men just point at the women they want and proceed to rape them

I actually mentioned once on this forum where i am from.Some think like this,its just that this problem boggles the mind.

tzarinna I think he's in England.
*Sigh*
I tried to be nice but his creepy value shot off the meter.

I vacation to England,i dont live there.As for being nice,this is a forum,we arnt talking in person.What`s to be nice?As for creepy...you would be suprised how many think this way,or close to it.But they dont say it out loud.

now, slip the drugs in the drink.......

I hear that this method can be quite effective,but women today are wise to accept drinks from men they just meet on dates.

 

[Edd Extraordinaire]

To get a friend laid:

1. Make sure it's the sort of friend you can coax into coming to a party or bar or club with you and your other friends.

2. Make sure you have at least 1 ****ty friend. This will come in handy.

3. Make sure he dresses at least ok. If he wears sweatpants to a party he's probably not going to get laid.

4. Make sure he at least doesn't smell at all. Smelling good is a +, but having no smell is better than smelling like ass and BO.

5. Talk to him about being confident and stuff like that. Make sure he's funny without being disgusting, and funny without being too obnoxious. Make sure he is constantly involved in the conversation, no matter who is there.

6. Tell the ****ty friend to **** him. She will more than likely makeout with him if not go down on him. So at least he is getting something. HOMERUN.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Just curious - a bit off-topic, I know - but how young is too young for one to lose their virginity in your opinion?

 

[Edd Extraordinaire]

14.

 

[jaguarr]

Uh my point was explained in my first post. If you argue it I'm going to respond with an explanation since you're the only one that seems to need one. How is this harping? I suppose I'm not allowed an opinion in the first place because it was somehow "addressed" by someone else's opinion a few pages ago? You must make a living out of being the resident forum jerk.

You have somehow missed the part where I understood exactly what you were saying and disagreed with you, and explained why, Mr. Stick Around And You Might Learn Something.

jag

 

[The Original Bamfer]

14.

Ironic.

 

[Asteroid-Man]

give the guy brain food

 

[ShadowBoxing]

Just curious - a bit off-topic, I know - but how young is too young for one to lose their virginity in your opinion?

You should be able to handle a car before you can handle a woman.

 

[tzarinna]

What`s to be nice?As for creepy...you would be suprised how many think this way,or close to it.But they dont say it out loud.

Off the ****ing chart crazy.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

You should be able to handle a car before you can handle a woman.

It's not me, but a friend who keeps complaining about not getting any.

 

[ShadowBoxing]

It's not me, but a friend who keeps complaining about not getting any.

So are you trying to say he is like really young or something...

 

[Canadian Rider]

It's not me, but a friend who keeps complaining about not getting any.

There is more to life than getting laid ...

 

[ShadowBoxing]

Again,let me repeat myself. RAPE.How else are you going to get your friend to have sex?I do not think he is of the social type,and from what you say..he has a hard time getting along with people.Its called "Anti-Social" where people can not,or have a hard time doing anything with people around.He could be shy,that would make sence also.

Because I created the thread...I guess I should respond to this.

This is sick, alright. That's nothing to joke about, nor would I tell my friend to rape or date-rape college girls. That's pretty...ummm....f***ing sick.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

So are you trying to say he is like really young or something...

Yeah, by my terms...

 

[ShadowBoxing]

Yeah, by my terms...

Like how young are we talking...

 

[The Original Bamfer]

There is more to life than getting laid ...

Yeah, I know... but how do you get that through the head of a hormone-raging teen?