World How Should MJ Die?

[Calcinator]

Discuss.

 

[WOLVERINE25TH]

Howabout not at all?

 

[CConn]

Old age.

 

[Effect]

I also vote for old age. I don't really want her killed. I'd just like if she wasn't a supermodel or actress but something else.

 

[Calcinator]

Who voted for the Vulture?

I voted for her having her knees blown out.

 

[Kraven]

I voted for the vulture one but only as a joke. I really don't want MJ to die in the near future, probably old age if anything.

 

[Calcinator]

I hope she dies soon

 

[hulkamania85]

Galactus eats her. He wasn't very hungry, but stopped in for a snack. Spider-Man then kills Galactus somehow.

Or she gets shot randomly, something sudden.

 

[SouLeSS]

I want Peter to go all spider-emo on her and bit her head off, Morlin style.

 

[WOLVERINE25TH]

I think someone's just jealous that, as a dork, he couldn't get someone as hot as MJ.

 

[Citizen_Kaine]

In a horribly ironic twist She gets mauled by a Bengal Tiger in the face immediately after she hits the New York State, lottery jackpot

 

[Cyclops]

She spontaneously combusts while ramming her fist down Calcinator's mouth, blowing his head clean off his shoulders.

 

[Silverstein]

Calcinator....dude...what's your obsession with water death? Out of six specific deaths 3 are about water. And out of the 8 total, 2 are open ended, so you could conceive your own water deaths.

Heh. Intresting. I wonder...

Anyway, no, MJ should die of old age.

 

[Silverstein]

She spontaneously combusts while ramming her fist down Calcinator's mouth, blowing his head clean off his shoulders.

This one is also acceptable.

 

[hulkamania85]

I think someone's just jealous that, as a dork, he couldn't get someone as hot as MJ.

I can buy a dude getting spider powers from radiation as opposed to cancer, but getting a super model? That's a real stretch.

 

[KingOfDreams]

MJ shouldn't die.

 

[Abaddon]

I voted the bricks falling on her.

 

[WillemBurr]

Whilst taking it from behind by Norman's cucumber.

 

[WOLVERINE25TH]

Well, honestly, when's th' last time th' "supermodel" title could've been appropriately applied to MJ? Her career took like a serious nose-dive to where she's back to doin' off-Broadway plays. Also, she's not thin enough to be a "super" model; requirement fer that title's anorexia. 'Sides, I'm sure there are plenty average girls out there with aspirations to be an actress/model. I would agree with all you guys who say th' hook-up is unreleastic...save fer th' one little fact that when she got with Peter she was ASPIRING. Now, if she was from th' start, THEN I'd say yeah, dream on buddy.

 

[Doc_OCK_4MUGEN]

Old age... is my real answer... but some stupid possibilities...
Peter Impales her with the stingers during sex...
chokes eating peanut M&Ms... (Or allergic reaction to said peanuts)
Heart attack...
Clone degenreation... Norman replaced MJ with a clone...

 

[Calcinator]

Whilst taking it from behind by Norman's cucumber.

Haha.

 

[Captivated]

She spontaneously combusts while ramming her fist down Calcinator's mouth, blowing his head clean off his shoulders.

Forget the first part, but he second half of this sounds entertaining...

*shakes head sadly*

Awww... Calcinator, poor thing.... did an attractive redhead scare you as a little boy? Or are you just a naturally obnoxious little troll?

 

[Hobgoblin]

Oh good, another spamming troll.

I say that MJ die while helping or protecting Peter. Think of it this way:
1. Uncle Ben died because Peter did nothing.
2. Gwen died because Peter acted.
3. MJ dies by getting involved. That way, its kind of Peter's fault (she helped because she knew he was Spidey). Its in character too. MJ has tried to help Peter during dangerous situations before. Sooner or later its gotta catch up with her.

 

[The Infernal]

MJ should die of old age, outliving Peter and raising their child.

 

[Dangerous]

Howabout not at all?

I'm down w/ that.