How Should MJ Die?

Discussion in 'The Comics' started by Calcinator, Apr 16, 2006.

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How should she meet her fabled end?

  1. The Tinkerer tinkers with the brakes in her car.

  2. MJ gets "smoked" (that's a pun)

  3. A brick wall falls on her

  4. She gets her knees blown out with a shovel and dumped in a creek

  5. Has her limbs torn off and thrown in a lake

  6. The vulture takes a 14 pound dump on her as she is leaving her manicure place

  7. Drowns herself, accidently, while washing dishes

  8. Other (state how)

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  1. Calcinator Registered

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  2. WOLVERINE25TH The Best There Is

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    Howabout not at all?
     
  3. CConn Fountainhead of culture.

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    Old age.
     
  4. Effect Newtype

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    I also vote for old age. I don't really want her killed. I'd just like if she wasn't a supermodel or actress but something else.
     
  5. Calcinator Registered

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    Who voted for the Vulture?

    I voted for her having her knees blown out.
     
  6. Kraven Registered

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    I voted for the vulture one :D but only as a joke. I really don't want MJ to die in the near future, probably old age if anything.
     
  7. Calcinator Registered

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    I hope she dies soon
     
  8. hulkamania85 Registered

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    Galactus eats her. He wasn't very hungry, but stopped in for a snack. Spider-Man then kills Galactus somehow.

    Or she gets shot randomly, something sudden.
     
  9. SouLeSS Registered

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    I want Peter to go all spider-emo on her and bit her head off, Morlin style.
     
  10. WOLVERINE25TH The Best There Is

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    I think someone's just jealous that, as a dork, he couldn't get someone as hot as MJ.
     
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    In a horribly ironic twist She gets mauled by a Bengal Tiger in the face immediately after she hits the New York State, lottery jackpot :up:
     
  12. Cyclops Registered

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    She spontaneously combusts while ramming her fist down Calcinator's mouth, blowing his head clean off his shoulders.
     
  13. Silverstein Registered

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    Calcinator....dude...what's your obsession with water death? Out of six specific deaths 3 are about water. And out of the 8 total, 2 are open ended, so you could conceive your own water deaths.

    Heh. Intresting. I wonder...

    Anyway, no, MJ should die of old age.
     
  14. Silverstein Registered

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    This one is also acceptable.
     
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    I can buy a dude getting spider powers from radiation as opposed to cancer, but getting a super model? That's a real stretch.
     
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    MJ shouldn't die.
     
  17. Abaddon Watching

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    I voted the bricks falling on her.:up:
     
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    Whilst taking it from behind by Norman's cucumber.
     
  19. WOLVERINE25TH The Best There Is

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    Well, honestly, when's th' last time th' "supermodel" title could've been appropriately applied to MJ? Her career took like a serious nose-dive to where she's back to doin' off-Broadway plays. Also, she's not thin enough to be a "super" model; requirement fer that title's anorexia. 'Sides, I'm sure there are plenty average girls out there with aspirations to be an actress/model. I would agree with all you guys who say th' hook-up is unreleastic...save fer th' one little fact that when she got with Peter she was ASPIRING. Now, if she was from th' start, THEN I'd say yeah, dream on buddy.
     
  20. Doc_OCK_4MUGEN I love 6" not 3 3/4" toys

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    Old age... is my real answer... but some stupid possibilities...
    Peter Impales her with the stingers during sex...
    chokes eating peanut M&Ms... (Or allergic reaction to said peanuts)
    Heart attack...
    Clone degenreation... Norman replaced MJ with a clone...
     
  21. Calcinator Registered

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    Haha.
     
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    Forget the first part, but he second half of this sounds entertaining...

    *shakes head sadly*

    Awww... Calcinator, poor thing.... did an attractive redhead scare you as a little boy? Or are you just a naturally obnoxious little troll?
     
  23. Hobgoblin Veritas veritatum

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    Oh good, another spamming troll. :rolleyes:

    I say that MJ die while helping or protecting Peter. Think of it this way:
    1. Uncle Ben died because Peter did nothing.
    2. Gwen died because Peter acted.
    3. MJ dies by getting involved. That way, its kind of Peter's fault (she helped because she knew he was Spidey). Its in character too. MJ has tried to help Peter during dangerous situations before. Sooner or later its gotta catch up with her.
     
  24. The Infernal Mky Mk

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    MJ should die of old age, outliving Peter and raising their child.
     
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    I'm down w/ that.
     

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