Comics All Others Will Fail Compared to MJ

[DACMAN]

Of course he won't listen to his fans. He ended the marriage in the first place because his sorry fat @$$ can't maintain a healthy relationship of his own so why should a character like Spidey be so lucky. I'll just let the whole world feel my sorry fat @$$ pain and end it all. I should go to Megacon this year and tell his sorry @$$ off.

You should. And throw a torn up issue of OMD/BND at him too.

 

[Visionary]

That's right, assault a man with tainted comics, in the name of tainting fictional characters.

 

[Themanofbat]

What I believe about Oprah is she's a liberal nut job. What I believe about soulmates is that there is a God. And God gives you a person that only you where meant to marry.

I don't believe everyone has a soulmate, regardless of what they "thought at the time."

 

[Themanofbat]

Yeah, it's in the comics. Ever hear of the devil?...and I'm not talking about Joe Q.

From Marvel.com...

A Class Two Demon or Hell-Lord, Mephisto rules a fiery nether realm that he refers to as Hell or Hades, though it is neither the Biblical Hell nor Pluto's Olympian Hades. In the distant past, Mephisto became engaged to the lover of one of his former soldiers, then manipulated that demon into slaying his lover; the demon became Darklove, cursed to always perform the opposite of love. Mephisto's realm includes the Arena of Tainted Souls where tainted souls are locked in perpetual combat. Mephisto delights in impersonating the Biblical Satan. Empowered by the souls of the damned, he often strikes deceptive bargains with the living. Mephisto takes particular interest in the souls of extremely powerful or exceptionally pure beings.

Mephisto is NOT the Devil... a demon from Hell, yes... but not the devil.

Not to mention Peter even praying in one of the more recent story lines to save Aunt May.

I pray all the time, but not to a diety of christian design...

A prayer to "god" does not necessarily mean THE christian god... nor does the act of praying automatically mean "praying to a christian god".

 

[DACMAN]

I never mentioned the Chrisitan God. What you said was religion.

Man, I wish we could keep religion out of Spider-Man Message Boards like they do in Spider-Man comics...

But seeing as you brought up Christianity and obviously have some sort of animosity towards it, it must have really pissed you off when Aunt May was saying the "Lord's Prayer" in the movie huh...

 

[moraldeficiency]

From Marvel.com...

A Class Two Demon or Hell-Lord, Mephisto rules a fiery nether realm that he refers to as Hell or Hades, though it is neither the Biblical Hell nor Pluto's Olympian Hades. In the distant past, Mephisto became engaged to the lover of one of his former soldiers, then manipulated that demon into slaying his lover; the demon became Darklove, cursed to always perform the opposite of love. Mephisto's realm includes the Arena of Tainted Souls where tainted souls are locked in perpetual combat. Mephisto delights in impersonating the Biblical Satan. Empowered by the souls of the damned, he often strikes deceptive bargains with the living. Mephisto takes particular interest in the souls of extremely powerful or exceptionally pure beings.

Mephisto is NOT the Devil... a demon from Hell, yes... but not the devil.



I pray all the time, but not to a diety of christian design...

A prayer to "god" does not necessarily mean THE christian god... nor does the act of praying automatically mean "praying to a christian god".

Though to be fair, that's the same marvel dot com that stated spider-man had energy projection powers and hulk could run at the speed of sound.

I always just thought mephisto was marvel's representation of the devil in the classical sense. They hedge their bets with that high level demon stuff, but he represents "evil incarnate" in his form and actions.

All of you are praying to the wrong god. I'd tell you the right one, but @uck you all, I want room in heaven.

 

[Themanofbat]

But seeing as you brought up Christianity and obviously have some sort of animosity towards it, it must have really pissed you off when Aunt May was saying the "Lord's Prayer" in the movie huh...

No... not at all... I have great respect for people's beliefs and creeds...

... as I would expect anybody else to respect my own.

 

[Themanofbat]

All of you are praying to the wrong god. I'd tell you the right one, but @uck you all, I want room in heaven.

That last comment might get you a room with broken air conditioning... if you get my drift.

 

[moraldeficiency]

That last comment might get you a room with broken air conditioning... if you get my drift.

Nah, the real god (who I will not tell you about) is actually kinda a prick (I mean look at politics if you want proof) and he approves of my wacky antics. But to show I'm a decent enough guy I promise to throw you all some peanuts as you boil in fire for all eternity.

 

[Lord Doom]

Well, I'm actually glad that Marvel made Mephisto "not really the Devil, but likes to pretend he's the Devil" just so they don't step on anybody's toes (I have close friends who happen to worship the Devil). Anyway, I'm very interested in what MJ whispered to Meph before the deal was on.

 

[Lord Doom]

Nah, the real god (who I will not tell you about) is actually kinda a prick (I mean look at politics if you want proof) and he approves of my wacky antics. But to show I'm a decent enough guy I promise to throw you all some peanuts as you boil in fire for all eternity.

See, this is why religion should never be discussed on-line. Telling someone that they are going to "boil in fire for all eternity" is not necessarily the most polite thing to say to someone. It's quite rude. However, while I may not agree with your religion, I'll fight to the death for your right to practice it.

 

[DACMAN]

No... not at all... I have great respect for people's beliefs and creeds...

... as I would expect anybody else to respect my own.

Fair enough...

 

[DACMAN]

See, this is why religion should never be discussed on-line. Telling someone that they are going to "boil in fire for all eternity" is not necessarily the most polite thing to say to someone. It's quite rude. However, while I may not agree with your religion, I'll fight to the death for your right to practice it.

As should all Americans.

 

[DACMAN]

Well there it is, it's been written many times and according to Joe it didn't happen, even though this is physical proof that it did....hmm...

AW SNAP TO THE 16 PEOPLE WHO VOTED AGAINST MJ!! Great find.

 

[moraldeficiency]

See, this is why religion should never be discussed on-line. Telling someone that they are going to "boil in fire for all eternity" is not necessarily the most polite thing to say to someone. It's quite rude. However, while I may not agree with your religion, I'll fight to the death for your right to practice it.

See this is why someone without the ability to recognize blatant scarcasm shouldn't post on a message board.

 

[Lord Doom]

See this is why someone without the ability to recognize blatant scarcasm shouldn't post on a message board.

I think YOU shouldn't be on a message board if you can't realize the difficulty of using sarcasm online.

 

[moraldeficiency]

I think YOU shouldn't be on a message board if you can't realize the difficulty of using sarcasm online.

Yeah, I said that everyone in the world but me was worshipping the wrong god, then stated I wouldn't tell anyone the right god cause I wanted more leg room in heaven then stated that I would be nice and throw peanuts down to hell for everyone else. Is there anyone that thought I was being serious other than doomy?

I actually posted those comments to ease up the religious tension being offered for some reason I didn't really understand to begin with but then you had to jump in and bring the fun back.

 

[Themanofbat]

Yeah, I said that everyone in the world but me was worshipping the wrong god, then stated I wouldn't tell anyone the right god cause I wanted more leg room in heaven then stated that I would be nice and throw peanuts down to hell for everyone else. Is there anyone that thought I was being serious other than doomy?

I actually posted those comments to ease up the religious tension being offered for some reason I didn't really understand to begin with but then you had to jump in and bring the fun back.

peanuts???

 

[moraldeficiency]

what you don't like peanuts?

 

[Themanofbat]

what you don't like peanuts?

I like peanuts... I wish I caught on to this peanut thing before...

 

[Kanon]

From Marvel.com...

A Class Two Demon or Hell-Lord, Mephisto rules a fiery nether realm that he refers to as Hell or Hades, though it is neither the Biblical Hell nor Pluto's Olympian Hades. In the distant past, Mephisto became engaged to the lover of one of his former soldiers, then manipulated that demon into slaying his lover; the demon became Darklove, cursed to always perform the opposite of love. Mephisto's realm includes the Arena of Tainted Souls where tainted souls are locked in perpetual combat. Mephisto delights in impersonating the Biblical Satan. Empowered by the souls of the damned, he often strikes deceptive bargains with the living. Mephisto takes particular interest in the souls of extremely powerful or exceptionally pure beings.

Mephisto is NOT the Devil... a demon from Hell, yes... but not the devil.

I'm confused... So are we suppposed to believe that there are other demons of a higher level than Mephisto? (in the Marvel Univers, of course)

 

[Themanofbat]

I'm confused... So are we suppposed to believe that there are other demons of a higher level than Mephisto? (in the Marvel Univers, of course)

There are many demons in Marvel's version of Hell... as far as which ones are on higher levels, you'd have to search it out...

There are lists of known Marvel Demons that have pretended to be Satan on the internet...

I think Lucifer might be the closest thing to a Marvel version of Satan.

 

[farmernudie]

I like those orange circus peanuts a lot.

 

[carnageehw]

Forget any and all logic pertaining to the comic book universe....

The reason MJ will never be able to be replaced is because EVERY SINGLE READER who read OMD(and you at least have to know the jist of it to understand why things are so ****ed up) knows...KNOWS MJ and Peter are meant to be together. Mephistio said it himself. There will be a part of them that will ALWAYS remember.


So they are not only asking the readers to accept a new continuity, but they are asking readers to literally forget what they JUST READ, in order to accept any new relationships, or storylines. The ONLY way this ret con could be of any sort of interest is the journey of how they get back together, which of course, would negate the entire thing in the first place.

 

[Lord Doom]

Forget any and all logic pertaining to the comic book universe....

The reason MJ will never be able to be replaced is because EVERY SINGLE READER who read OMD(and you at least have to know the jist of it to understand why things are so ****ed up) knows...KNOWS MJ and Peter are meant to be together. Mephistio said it himself. There will be a part of them that will ALWAYS remember.


So they are not only asking the readers to accept a new continuity, but they are asking readers to literally forget what they JUST READ, in order to accept any new relationships, or storylines. The ONLY way this ret con could be of any sort of interest is the journey of how they get back together, which of course, would negate the entire thing in the first place.

Agreed