I can see it now!
DC flash logo appears followed by a SLICK SILVER WB logo silhouetted by a marooned sky that quickly gets drowned by thousands of bats screeching past the screen, they hint-ly form the shape of the Batman Begins logo. The Bats keep coming, flapping by ever more prominently, more and more, their screams become deafening until the screen turns black and all we hear is the painful, frightful, sound of thousands of bats.
SUDDENLY they stop, we are in the movie.
The black screen is only followed by a whisper of theme music, and street sounds. The city commotion becomes more prominent as we begin to descend onto a city landscape. We begin to focus on one building, as we dredge closer to it we see a HUGE 'W' on the building, its WAYNE ENTERPRISES. We tilt the camera 90 degrees as we scale up the building as if flying. We reach the rooftop and a noticeable figure overcomes the screen. We pan upwards, higher and higher. Until we see...
FANBOY (me): This is the Mother ****in Batman movie, bithces!
...dressed in a semi-homemade Robin out fit!