How to Kill Wolverine

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A while back in some crappy Venom/Wolverine crossover I saw where Wolvie, after being vaporized at ground zero of a nuclear explosion, completely regenerated. This is stupid.

I think there are many many ways that Wolverine could be killed and I invite you to explore them with me.

Firstly, unless I'm quite mistaken, Wolverines healing factor is a purely boilogical feature of his mutation. That is to say, he doesn't draw upon any mystical, cosmic or otherwise unknown energry source to fuel his healing factor.

Given that fact as a base to begin from, I think it would be relatively easy to eliminate the aforementioned hairy little meatball.

Here's one way:

First- Wolvie must be incapactiated and completely immobilized. (Admittedly this part is a bit tricky.)

Second- While he's in this condition he is completely deprived of food and rest while large lumps of flesh are cut from his body until whatever source his healing factor is fueled by is exhausted.

Easy. Simple. No dicking around with trying to circumvent his unbreakable skeleton.



So...who else can think of a way to kill Wolverine?
 
Deactivate his mutant abilty and his Adamantium will poison him, slowlying killing him.
 
if he is poisoned. would his body have to heal itself continiously nonstop to stop the poison from hurting him???
 
Freeze him, because maybe in ten or twenty years they'll have invented a way to kill wolverine.
 
ges681 said:
if he is poisoned. would his body have to heal itself continiously nonstop to stop the poison from hurting him???

Only if there were a constant supply of poison pumping into him. With a limited ammount he'd eventually metabolize all of it.
 
Healing is not immortal so if you restrained him and put a plastic bag over his head he'd die.

See it is worth putting those warnings on ;)
 
hippy fascist said:
Healing is not immortal so if you restrained him and put a plastic bag over his head he'd die.

See it is worth putting those warnings on ;)

An excellent point. :up:
 
i hate the idea of how people think wolverine can heal so quick...he can heal fast, but not to the point where he can regenerate his entire body back after being blown up.
 
Eh, considering he just came back from being a friggin' skeleton, I'm not even going to bother.
 
When did Wolverine's healing factor get so powerful? There was a time when Cyclops was afraid of killing him with his blasts when using them to stop Logan falling, now he can regenerate from being fried down to his skeleton (although a sentinel did exactly that in a future story and he wasnt getting up in no hurry there...)
 
all im gonna say is .... thats ratner's point of view
 
Harlekin said:
Eh, considering he just came back from being a friggin' skeleton, I'm not even going to bother.

See, now that's just bull****. I'm not sure how healing works for normal humans, but I'm fairly confident that he'd need at least a functioning circulatory and nervous system to heal at all.

He's not magic.


Only Jesus is Magic.
 
Deadpools healing factor clowns wolverines. Wolverine has displayed Deadpool level regeneration.
 
Jesus is cool but he's not even in the same league. Do you think Jesus would have had the same impact if he'd spent the final years of his life walking around in a yellow jumpsuit?
 
aidol said:
i hate the idea of how people think wolverine can heal so quick...he can heal fast, but not to the point where he can regenerate his entire body back after being blown up.


You mean like this?

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hippy fascist said:
Jesus is cool but he's not even in the same league. Do you think Jesus would have had the same impact if he'd spent the final years of his life walking around in a yellow jumpsuit?

Are you seriously saying that Wolverine is better than Jesus?

How dare you make such an implication!? And in all places, here. In "God's America!"

You heathen!
 
Decapitate him by separating his head from his spine. Pack his head into a rocket and shoot it the farthest away you can from earth while digging the rest of his body underground and filling the whole with cement.
 
Darthphere said:
Decapitate him by separating his head from his spine. Pack his head into a rocket and shoot it the farthest away you can from earth while digging the rest of his body underground and filling the whole with cement.
That "might" work.
 
Zeu said:
You mean like this?

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wol04.jpg
I admit that's going beyond his powers as recently UPGRADED,...
Prior to the Nuke incident,... He needed at least ambiant energy, (The Macranw Crystal) to come back from "nothing"

He should've died in that explosion,...

But hey,.... shoulda died in the nuke a few years ago,..

And Shouldn't have died, (based on this weeks comics) , in Days of future Past.


TSK.
 
He has already been thrown into the sun so that ain't gonna work, and he has travelled from Madripor to Tokyo by walking on the sea bed so he can't drown.

I'd like to know how to kill all those bl00dy characters who die but keep coming back like Phoenix, Colossus, Uncle Ben - feckin' Foggy will back next week I bet!!!
 

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