I feel like such an Idiot!

[The Apatow Crew]

Here's why.

I feel like such a dumbass right now. Like a stinky ass turd. I'm suxh a pathetic loser.

Why is it i can't even do the easiest of takes like talking to a girl. one simple sentance?

This girl at work. It was my chance to talk to her and i scrwed it up by saying something completely stupid.

Well she was at the sink filling up a bucket of sanitzer.And i ask her if she needed any help. and she was like no. and said something along the lines of forgetting how to use the sink or something like that Cause she was in a hurry.

It left me open for a line to say to her but i just frooze. I mean i would have helped her but i had to leave to catch the bus.


Thats why i said i feel like a pathetic loser. and for this week i think shes working the 3-11 shift so i won't really see heer til the last hour. her and a friend swtich off sehifts each week. one week a person takes days and the next week they take lights.

But the person working days this week is her best friend so i guess that could be a good thing kinda. talk to and ask her friend stuff about her.

Any advice from anyone on how to fix tthis and properly tslk to her without seeming like a moron or idiot and saying something stupid like this again?

 

[Zephyr Alexian]

Don't over-analyze everything. Tell her that you wished that you could've helped her, but you had to leave. Whatever you do, don't try to impress her. If she doesn't like you, don't worry about it. Find someone else. Too many women out there; don't settle for attitude or bs.

You'll find someone eventually JAL.

 

[Franklin Richards]

How 'bout growin' a pair and talking to her. And don't talk to her like a wimp. Don't worry about her feelings. Be confident and tell her how you want to go see Movie X and she'd be a dumbass not to go with you cause a night with you is like a night on the open road.

Exciting and unpredictable.


Now Cowboy Up!

 

[black_dust]

I wouldn't dwell on the sink thing, she wont even care i bet, just talk to her normally (hey how was your weeked) stuff like that, just talk like you were talking to one of your mates, the best way to win a woman over is just being around and not being a dick toward them

 

[Alex The Great]

Oh No! A JAL Rant about his horrible girl getting skills!

Run for the hills!

 

[The Apatow Crew]

How 'bout growin' a pair and talking to her. And don't talk to her like a wimp. Don't worry about her feelings. Be confident and tell her how you want to go see Movie X and she'd be a dumbass not to go with you cause a night with you is like a night on the open road.

Exciting and unpredictable.


Now Cowboy Up!

Thats my thing. i can't get up the courage to saything and thats why i saw that one thing as my opening.

I also kinda forgot to say she was like sorta flirting with me last week. Touching my shoulders and arm all the time.

 

[Untilteld]

Oh No! A JAL Rant about his horrible girl getting skills!

Run for the hills!

boy, you haven't been here long enough to read them all.

jal, get her number from the friend and call her about work, than go off topic.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

I wouldn't dwell on the sink thing, she wont even care i bet, just talk to her normally (hey how was your weeked) stuff like that, just talk like you were talking to one of your mates, the best way to win a woman over is just being around and not being a dick toward them

shes a manager and shes working a diff times this weke then me. shes working from 3pm to 11pm and i'm working from 9am to 4pm. only giving me one hour to say or do anything.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Oh No! A JAL Rant about his horrible girl getting skills!

Run for the hills!

Hey i never made one beore about this. So i think its way overdue.

 

[black_dust]

shes a manager and shes working a diff times this weke then me. shes working from 3pm to 11pm and i'm working from 9am to 4pm. only giving me one hour to say or do anything.

well you know how to solve that

"When are you off next? Really so am i, fancy going for a beer or summit?"


then you have hours and hours

And if she blows you off, **** her you only see her an hour a day!

 

[Alex The Great]

Get The Chloroform

 

[Gallagher]

This shall be forever known as 'The Sink Incident'.

My advice? Go out get smashed and talk to every damn girl in that club like she's your best mate.

Practice, practice, practice.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

well you know how to solve that

"When are you off next? Really so am i, fancy going for a beer or summit?"


then you have hours and hours

And if she blows you off, **** her you only see her an hour a day!

I mean my days off might be diff then hers. Plus i don't gat any money until the 20th of this month. I heard her say she was having a prty next friday. I guess thats for her birthday.


And thats her scedule for this week. next week it will be 7am to 5pm.

 

[StorminNorman]

You know what you need?

A Dakota Fanning avatar.

 

[Alex The Great]

He needs more cowbell

 

[The Apatow Crew]

You know what you need?

A Dakota Fanning avatar.

Just what are you trying to imply?

 

[black_dust]

I mean my days off might be diff then hers. Plus i don't gat any money until the 20th of this month. I heard her say she was having a prty next friday. I guess thats for her birthday.


And thats her scedule for this week. next week it will be 7am to 5pm.

And they might not be, see when she has days off, get chummy with her this week she might invite you to that party, also get her a card regardless (just make sure it is her bday/the correct day before hand!)

 

[The Guard]

A guy who gets tonguetied when a girl is around? Heaven forfend.

In all seriousness, though, you're sort of moving into stalker territory when you memorize her schedule. Ask if she wants to do something, THEN worry about the schedule. Otherwise it gets kinda creepy.

You shouldn't need to think up a "line" while you're standing at the sink. If you can't enjoy silence together and can't make small talk like "How are you today?" and "That's a nice rack you're wearing", you won't be compatible anyway. Think of something real to say to her, maybe something complimentary, but don't just sit there thinking up "lines".

But beyond that...it's generally a really, really bad idea to become romantically involved (or even interested) with your manager or a coworker.

Don't **** where you eat.

Don't **** where you eat.

Don't **** where you eat.

 

[Gallagher]

You know what you need?

A Dakota Fanning avatar.

Everyone does. We should announce a 'Fanning Day' wherein everybody must where the badge of Fanning proudly.

 

[Jolie_Desastre]

Aw Jal, it's alright, nearly all of us have been there.
You choked, it's ok. You'll get another shot, you work with her. If she does have an interest in you, she won't let something like that ruin it. Keep your head up man. Whenever you feel comfortable and feel like saying something to her, go for it.

 

[Pluto]

Just try to be yourself. If a guy gets nervous around me it's kinda cute sometimes.

 

[black_dust]

Don't **** where you eat.

I thought it was dont **** where you sleep?

 

[The Apatow Crew]

And they might not be, see when she has days off, get chummy with her this week she might invite you to that party, also get her a card regardless (just make sure it is her bday/the correct day before hand!)

Okay, i'll try. to muster up some confidence. and like i said shes working from 3 to 11 and i will see her about a hour or so. My biggest fear is just trying to get something out of my mouth that doesn't sound like something a moron or idiot would say.

I think i am kinda friendly with her .but not enough yetto be invited to a party. and second i don't know how i would get to it.

 

[black_dust]

Okay, i'll try. to muster up some confidence. and like i said shes working from 3 to 11 and i will see her about a hour or so. My biggest fear is just trying to get something out of my mouth that doesn't sound like something a moron or idiot would say.

I think i am kinda friendly with her .but not enough yetto be invited to a party. and second i don't know how i would get to it.

You know movies, talk about movies "Hey you seen that, what you think of this..." ect

But when you get over it all and you are banging her nightly. Give me a thought

 

[The Apatow Crew]

A guy who gets tonguetied when a girl is around? Heaven forfend.

In all seriousness, though, you're sort of moving into stalker territory when you memorize her schedule. Ask if she wants to do something, THEN worry about the schedule. Otherwise it gets kinda creepy.

You shouldn't need to think up a "line" while you're standing at the sink. If you can't enjoy silence together and can't make small talk like "How are you today?" and "That's a nice rack you're wearing", you won't be compatible anyway. Think of something real to say to her, maybe something complimentary, but don't just sit there thinking up "lines".

But beyond that...it's generally a really, really bad idea to become romantically involved (or even interested) with your manager or a coworker.

Don't **** where you eat.

Don't **** where you eat.

Don't **** where you eat.

Ididn't memorize nothng. people just usually work the same time thr whole week. so i don't think thats bad.


I mean i was at the sink and she came over real quick to fill it up. she wasn't standing next to me. was there for like 30 seconds or so.