I feel like such an Idiot!

[Crook]

Yeah, that's it life's a movie.

I'm just making this whole thing up for attention. cause i'm a attention ****e and i need constant 24/7 attention.

But yep, you caught me, this is the latest script i'm working on and i tried to turn it into a angle for myself on the hype, to see how people would react to Mr. Frankenberry actually trying to be a normal person.

The bloods on my hands i'm guility as charged. You know how silly i am. I'm just a big silly phony. Maybe some mod can put something over my profile that mentions to everyone i'm just a big phony.

Mmm. Yeah. A Movie. Thats the delusional world I live in, Seen one too many damn movies. When in reality I have nothing, Cause i'm just a frankenberry loser who lives at home, doin nothing, cause i have no life or friends and my only goal is to impress the various people of the hype.

Bravo to you for catching all the clues i left throughout this thread.

Cheers.

Now you're just being melodramatic in the state of being defensive.

For all we know, you could be telling the truth. But from what I've read in this thread, in it's entirety, it sounds orchestrated. Doesn't mean all the stereotypes about you over the years are true, in lieu of this falsehood either.

Just stating my gut-feeling. It was all fun and jokes when this started out as a relatively "normal" teenaged thing, but the events just started getting crazier and crazier for me to believe this was all entirely accurate as told.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

PHOOONY! BIG PHOOOOOOONY!

Hey guys, this is guy is a big phony!






had to say it after all that phony talk...

I wouldn't expect anything less.

 

[Star]

I'm shocked that JAL hasn't left the hype, the amount of mockery he constantly deals with...

 

[The Apatow Crew]

...

My...what a headache I have now.

Why, what's not to understand?


It's only ridicous to people to think some girl would have sex with me. None the less get her pregnant by accident.

Cause you know what happens in the movies, means it never really happens in real life. Thats just silly. Movies can never come true.

Cause the nerdy or fugly guys never get the girl like in the movies. Thats just unheard of. Cause in real life i'm a 27, almost 28 year old virgin, who lives with my dad and i'm about to be kicked out since i'm not getting any hours at work. and i don't even have a car to to sleep in, if i do get kicked out.

So i'm just trying to provide as many entertaining stories as i can before I get the book.

Its all but a sham and a Illusion.

Head still hurt yet? Did i clear it up enough for you and everyone else in here? t:

 

[DarknessOfDeath]

Why, what's not to understand?


It's only ridicous to people to think some girl would have sex with me. None the less get her pregnant by accident.

Cause you know what happens in the movies, means it never really happens in real life. Thats just silly. Movies can never come true.

Cause the nerdy or fugly guys never get the girl like in the movies. Thats just unheard of. Cause in real life i'm a 27, almost 28 year old virgin, who lives with my dad and i'm about to be kicked out since i'm not getting any hours at work. and i don't even have a car to to sleep in, if i do get kicked out.

So i'm just trying to provide as many entertaining stories as i can before I get the book.

Its all but a sham and a Illusion.

Head still hurt yet? Did i clear it up enough for you and everyone else in here? t:

Well head still hurts but what you just said doesn't change...how I feel about you... I mean, in some ways, you and I are kinda alike.

I respect your honesty, sir.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

I'm shocked that JAL hasn't left the hype, the amount of mockery he constantly deals with...

Where else am i gonna go, according to them i'm a frankenberry loser who can't get a girl to save my life and if i ever would she be some sort of reject or have a disabilty with her.

So like i said where else am i gonna go? My options are kinda limited.

So if no one ever hears from me again i did one of the following
1. Left the hype for good.
2. Got kicked out of my house and wasn't back on for obvious reasons.
3. Or what i've been told to do a few times by a few hype members. kill myself and get the misery over with.

I see options 2 and 3 more likely of happening.

 

[DarknessOfDeath]

Where else am i gonna go, according to them i'm a frankenberry loser who can't get a girl to save my life and if i ever would she be some sort of reject or have a disabilty with her.

So like i said where else am i gonna go? My options are kinda limited.

So if no one ever hears from me again i did one of the following
1. Left the hype for good.
2. Got kicked out of my house and wasn't back on for obvious reasons.
3. Or what i've been told to do a few times by a few hype members. kill myself and get the misery over with.

I see options 2 and 3 more likely of happening.

Option 3 is pretty obvious to me...for me in a way... cause I sometimes think about suicide and death...

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Now you're just being melodramatic in the state of being defensive.

For all we know, you could be telling the truth. But from what I've read in this thread, in it's entirety, it sounds orchestrated. Doesn't mean all the stereotypes about you over the years are true, in lieu of this falsehood either.

Just stating my gut-feeling. It was all fun and jokes when this started out as a relatively "normal" teenaged thing, but the events just started getting crazier and crazier for me to believe this was all entirely accurate as told.

Yeah, cause you'd rather believe i'm telling a huge lie out my ass then believe me too, huh?

I just thought one night how could i f with everyone on the hype. I've been runnoing this joke into the ground since what sometime in October and its mid November already. That must me i'm one hell of a entertainer and i need to get some either acting or story writting gigs right?

Me a actual person, thats unthinkable, its better to think of me as Frankenberry or the obessive stalker of a crappy movie actess right?

You don't need to tell me im right cause i know i am. So stupid of me what was i thinking. Trying to be a normal person in society, when i'm just suppose to be who i am. The laughing stock of where ever i am. Internet or in real life. It makes no difference to me at all. So congrats. you made me feel even ****tier then i already was and i didn't think it was possible.

*thumbs up* *Both of them way up for everyone else to see with pride*

 

[Exploding Boy]

Yeah, cause you'd rather believe i'm telling a huge lie out my ass then believe me too, huh?

I just thought one night how could i f with everyone on the hype. I've been runnoing this joke into the ground since what sometime in October and its mid November already. That must me i'm one hell of a entertainer and i need to get some either acting or story writting gigs right?

Me a actual person, thats unthinkable, its better to think of me as Frankenberry or the obessive stalker of a crappy movie actess right?

You don't need to tell me im right cause i know i am. So stupid of me what was i thinking. Trying to be a normal person in society, when i'm just suppose to be who i am. The laughing stock of where ever i am. Internet or in real life. It makes no difference to me at all. So congrats. you made me feel even ****tier then i already was and i didn't think it was possible.

*thumbs up* *Both of them way up for everyone else to see with pride*

Well you know dude, and I'm totally not trying to insult you or anything, but the whole "JAL" persona is what people know you as. And yeah, that guy probably couldn't get a girl to save his life. But you may be a different person now and have a new screen name but to everyone you're still that wacky-movie-star-obsessed-JAL. So I'm just saying you may be different, you may have finally got laid by this hot chick with B cups, she may be pregnant, thats all VERY possible but to people who just know you as JAL...not so much.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Here's a picture of my true self.

And from the other side.

So yeah, you're right. what woman could possible even love something this ugly. so hidious. so down right an abombinnation of nature, so vile and disgusting it makes babies cry at the mere sight of me.

 

[JLBats]

Both your pictures are from the same side, but it was a noble attempt

 

[JLBats]

Why, what's not to understand?


It's only ridicous to people to think some girl would have sex with me. None the less get her pregnant by accident.

Dude, it's WEIRD just PHYSICALLY that you'd have sex with her ONCE and she'd suddenly have morning sickness and know she's pregnant in under like TWO WEEKS?

If it's true, it's ****ing OUTRAGEOUS
If not, you think we're total idiots and have zero conception of how the female body works.

EiITHER WAY, d00d, this whole thread is BIZARRE.
Like, BIZARRE.
Like, I used to feel sorry for you and now I'm JUST CONFUSED

 

[Erzengel]

I gave JAL the benefit of the doubt although I did have a few doubts of my own. Mainly because any of the women especially at her age, I know would want to date a man with a level of "security" something that JAL was currently on his way to.

However, there are women out there where money at what not aren't as important.

Regardless, though, if this is all true, I don't understand how JAL is not freaking the f' out?

 

[November Rain]

why the hell is this thread 82 pages long?

 

[Matt Murdock]

I wish I'd kept up with this.

 

[Prison Mike]

JAL, you should use this thread to document the birth of your kid...like a diary.

 

[Eggyman]

So where we at now?

Is she or isn't she?

 

[knowsbleed]

She is and I have two words for that...





... oh ****.

 

[Eggyman]

lol

Jesus Christ bananas

That's enough to put anyone off sex. JAL, you said you wore a condom... where did you wear it? They're like 95% effective, but that's if you put it on your penis.

 

[Prison Mike]

it could be worse. He could have gotten AIDS...

 

[I Am The Knight]

Wow. JAL is going off the deep end

 

[Eggyman]

He hasn't been checked yet...

 

[Matt Murdock]

Wow. JAL is going off the deep end

We are so far beyond the deep end with this guy.

 

[Crook]

Yeah, cause you'd rather believe i'm telling a huge lie out my ass then believe me too, huh?

Read what I type instead of jumping to conclusions. I did believe you at first, it's when things started getting outrageous week after week that it started to give me doubts.

Excuse me if I find it hard to swallow that in a span of one month, you managed to find a hot girl, get to bang her, be in a relationship, and are about to have a damn family. One f'n month. I wouldn't even believe my best friend if he told me that story. And he pulls more ***** than a kitten shelter. Add to the fact that this is you, and yes, I'm not ashamed to say that I'm a little biased.

I just thought one night how could i f with everyone on the hype. I've been runnoing this joke into the ground since what sometime in October and its mid November already. That must me i'm one hell of a entertainer and i need to get some either acting or story writting gigs right?

One month of f**kin' with people isn't really out of the ordinary. Especially for someone who has been ridiculed for over 3 years. Please look at the entire Aunt Petunia incident and you will realize lies for a period of time isn't new at the Hype.

Me a actual person, thats unthinkable, its better to think of me as Frankenberry or the obessive stalker of a crappy movie actess right?

You don't need to tell me im right cause i know i am. So stupid of me what was i thinking. Trying to be a normal person in society, when i'm just suppose to be who i am. The laughing stock of where ever i am. Internet or in real life. It makes no difference to me at all. So congrats. you made me feel even ****tier then i already was and i didn't think it was possible.

I never said any of those things, so you really have no one to blame but yourself there. All this self-loathing isn't healthy and does nothing for either party. Look, I don't believe you. But it seems I'm in the minority. So one little opinion shouldn't be that disturbing. ESPECIALLY if it's true...right? Right.

So if everything is as you say, you should feel comforted that I'm dead wrong. Stop crying already.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

why the hell is this thread 82 pages long?

Because everyone loves a clown and apparentky i'm it.