I feel like such an Idiot!

[Carcharodon]

so that makes no one better then the other.

I got laid at 16.

I win.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

If he ever does post a pic, I'm willing to bet my entire week's paycheck that she has some oddball physical feature about her. Like a wonky eye or something.

Going by his description of the girl's looks...I just....can't believe he got laid so easily.

Just What are you trying to say? I couldn't get a GF since i'm such a hideous disgusting freak? and that I have to get one that she has to have sone defects?

So if your willing to put your check up huh? Okay.

 

[Carcharodon]

Just What are you trying to say? I couldn't get a GF since i'm such a hideous disgusting freak? and that I have to get one that she has to have sone defects?

2 + 2 = 4.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Oh c'mon, he put forth the time and effort. He took her to McD's for JALsakes.

Lets get one thing straight here. I didn't wanna go there. She wanted to go there. Plus it was close around to where when we got out. Okay, so don't bust my balls over that.

 

[Captain_BluTac]

Just What are you trying to say? I couldn't get a GF since i'm such a hideous disgusting freak? and that I have to get one that she has to have sone defects?

So if your willing to put your check up huh? Okay.

How much does she weigh.

 

[knowsbleed]

well... she loves McD's.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

How much does she weigh.

I don't know not alot. what do i look like a scale? shes only about 5'4-5'5. you figure it out.

 

[Crook]

Just What are you trying to say? I couldn't get a GF since i'm such a hideous disgusting freak? and that I have to get one that she has to have sone defects?

So if your willing to put your check up huh? Okay.

I didn't say any of that. I'm saying I find it hard to believe the first chick you bagged in the sack looks as hot as you say she is.

It'd be like a high schooler telling me his first car is gonna be a tricked out Lambo. But hey, pics are apparently on the way. So we'll see.

 

[Captain_BluTac]

I don't know not alot. what do i look like a scale? shes only about 5'4-5'5. you figure it out.

Playing the numbers if she is 5'5 and going out with you I'm guessing around 190 pounds.

 

[I Am The Knight]

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[knowsbleed]

If you gave us a tiny bit more information we might be able to figure it out better... like a picture of her, preferably without any of your body parts inside of her.

 

[black_dust]

I don't know not alot. what do i look like a scale? shes only about 5'4-5'5. you figure it out.

Lol! you could be the shortest person in the world and still be a lard ass, what does height have to do with it?

 

[The Apatow Crew]

well... she loves McD's.

if your refering if she's a fat chick. no shes not a fat chick. Okay.

 

[I Am The Knight]

if your refering if she's a fat chick. no shes not a fat chick. Okay.

"Fat" is such a loose term...

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Playing the numbers if she is 5'5 and going out with you I'm guessing around 190 pounds.

Your about a 100 pounds off. she's about 90-100 pounds or so. maybe a but more i don't know.

Like i said its not like i asked her to onto a scale.

 

[knowsbleed]

if your refering if she's a fat chick. no shes not a fat chick. Okay.

Ok... serious question time.

Are you falling for this girl?

 

[Captain_BluTac]

if your refering if she's a fat chick. no shes not a fat chick. Okay.

Let me guess she's just "curvy" does she also happen to have a "bubbly personality"?

 

[Captain_BluTac]

Your about a 100 pounds off. she's about 90-100 pounds or so. maybe a but more i don't know.

Like i said its not like i asked her to onto a scale.

You should of done.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Ok... serious question time.

Are you falling for this girl?

If we are actually being serious for once.

Then Yes I am. I know its early though.

 

[knowsbleed]

I'm seriously going to laugh if JAL posts her pic and she is a pretty damn good looking woman. What will everyone say next?






Everyone will probably start talking about her vagina.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

If you gave us a tiny bit more information we might be able to figure it out better... like a picture of her, preferably without any of your body parts inside of her.

Like I siid Just wait, okay?

 

[Captain_BluTac]

I'm seriously going to laugh if JAL posts her pic and she is a pretty damn good looking woman. What will everyone say next?






Everyone will probably start talking about her vagina.

I bet it goes sideways!

 

[knowsbleed]

If we are actually being serious for once.

Then Yes I am. I know its early though.

You are falling into a really dangerous trap JAL. I've known lots of late bloomers who fall in love with their first waay too fast for their own good and I've yet to see a positive outcome. Tread carefully and slow your emotions down... otherwise you might wind up asking the wrong question to the wrong person at the wrong time.

 

[I Am The Knight]

If we are actually being serious for once.

Then Yes I am. I know its early though.

You're falling for your first bangee? Careful, m'boy.

 

[Prison Mike]

this is getting ridiculous. let the guy enjoy his woman and life. All of you act as if you have dated supermodels or something.