I feel like such an Idiot!

[amazingfantasy15]

You guys are taking this really serious. The guy's just lost his virginity, not found a lump on his sack.

Mission accomplished; Appletoe got laid. It's all good. And you guys are making it worse by taking things said in jest and presenting them as people being serious. The guy knows how to have a joke.

If I seriously cared, I would've been checking this thread and posting all weekend. I just think it's funny, every time JAL gets to the next step, people start telling him what could go wrong.

 

[JaD]

And as far as all this STD stuff that everyone is harping about... I'll just say one thing...

... it takes a few weeks for the blisters to show sometimes... or so I've read.

... oh and Herpes... its the gift that keeps on giving.

Reading this makes me pretty satisified and happy about still being a virgin

And this thread is classic, it should go in the SHH Hall of Fame

 

[Eggyman]

If I seriously cared, I would've been checking this thread and posting all weekend. I just think it's funny, every time JAL gets to the next step, people start telling him what could go wrong.

Better to know the pitfalls than to be ignorantly blissful. Ask Batman - prep time is important.

 

[Prison Mike]

So you expect him to fail too?

No I don't expect him to fail. As far as I am concerned, he succeeded. He got laid.

I was just saying that if he posts a pic of this girl on here, I'm sure there will be people who will criticize how she looks no matter what. And like I said before, I'm sure she wouldn't like a pic of herself being posted on some messageboard.

 

[Ronny Shade]

If your only goal is to get laid, you failed the goal-making process.

 

[Prison Mike]

If your only goal is to get laid, you failed the goal-making process.

well I don't know what his goal was. It could be to get laid or have a long steady relationship.

 

[Immortalfire]

It had to be done...

 

[knowsbleed]

Agreed. and don't post a pic of her on here. I'm sure she won't appreciate being on the internet and it will only give more ammo to the posters who want to see you fail.

booooo hissss... there are some people here who want to see JAL succeed in this relationship. We just like giving him a hard time, hard to understand? Do you not have friends you pick on just because they give a good reaction? Same thing here... quit taking this so seriously.

 

[Crook]

booooo hissss... there are some people here who want to see JAL succeed in this relationship. We just like giving him a hard time, hard to understand? Do you not have friends you pick on just because they give a good reaction? Same thing here... quit taking this so seriously.

C'mon man. Obviously reverse-psychology is being played here. He wants to see the girl just as much as we do.

 

[knowsbleed]

I've read Prison Mike's 15 minutes... I don't think his message board posting strategy goes that deep.

 

[Untilteld]

It had to be done...

ahahahahaha, that's amazing.

 

[Captain Planet!]

booooo hissss... there are some people here who want to see JAL succeed in this relationship. We just like giving him a hard time, hard to understand? Do you not have friends you pick on just because they give a good reaction? Same thing here... quit taking this so seriously.

Exactly. I think most people feel happy for him (if you don't then you're just jealous.... Jealous of JAL) , it's just that this provides an entire new brand of excellent jokes to be based upon.

Lighten up.

 

[Anti-Moderator]

The Hype is now living vicariously through JAL.

























May God have mercy on your souls.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Agreed. and don't post a pic of her on here. I'm sure she won't appreciate being on the internet and it will only give more ammo to the posters who want to see you fail.

No I don't expect him to fail. As far as I am concerned, he succeeded. He got laid.

I was just saying that if he posts a pic of this girl on here, I'm sure there will be people who will criticize how she looks no matter what. And like I said before, I'm sure she wouldn't like a pic of herself being posted on some messageboard.

Its like even if i did post a pic. (which i'm not) Cause most would say that's not her or do a manip and make it frankenberryish and have the pic say mr and mrs frankenberry.

 

[JLBats]

Its like even if i did post a pic. (which i'm not) Cause most would say that's not her or do a manip and make it frankenberryish and have the pic say mr and mrs frankenberry.

Oh wow, I'd never even have thought of that!

 

[Crook]

Its like even if i did post a pic. (which i'm not) Cause most would say that's not her or do a manip and make it frankenberryish and have the pic say mr and mrs frankenberry.

There's always pm's dammit.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Oh wow, I'd never even have thought of that!

Yeah, like you or anyone else hasn't though of that.

Your all drooling at the mouths for it.

 

[Prison Mike]

do whatever you feel is right JAL.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

do whatever you feel is right JAL.

If i do it. it'll only be through Pm's.

 

[Prison Mike]

but does she know you'll be sharing her pic over the internet to strangers (even if it's through PMs)

 

[Exploding Boy]

I went bareback my first time at age 17. My girlfriend was on the pill. She was kind of a skank, it turned out. That was dumb on my part. Really dumb. Felt great, though!

jag

Haha this sounds alot like my first, 'cept I was 16...and....she was a squirter

 

[The Apatow Crew]

but does she know you'll be sharing her pic over the internet to strangers (even if it's through PMs)

Thats even f i do. I'm not sure and don't wanna be in the dog house already.

 

[lordofthenerds]

Oh, well gosh darnit. They deleted two very insightful posts.

 

[Captain Planet!]

Its like even if i did post a pic. (which i'm not) Cause most would say that's not her or do a manip and make it frankenberryish and have the pic say mr and mrs frankenberry.

Good idea!


Just stop taking it so seriously. You probably never have and never will meet any of the poster on this board, who cares what they think of you? Who cares if they think you look like the deformed mascot of a terrible tasting breakfast cereal? Just relill (relax/chill... get it? Get it? ) man.

I personally would think it would be good if you posted a pic, and it turned out she was really hot. We would all be baffled.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Good idea!


Just stop taking it so seriously. You probably never have and never will meet any of the poster on this board, who cares what they think of you? Who cares if they think you look like the deformed mascot of a terrible tasting breakfast cereal? Just relill (relax/chill... get it? Get it? ) man.

I personally would think it would be good if you posted a pic, and it turned out she was really hot. We would all be baffled.

How so? Most would just say its not her. Or its just a random person at work.

Plus like alot said. I don't wanna post it without her permission. and asking her so i can post it on a messageboard wron't really help any.