I feel like such an Idiot!

[UA-Archangel]

since when did JAL change his name?

i'm out of the loop, apparently.

I think around the time Alba got married.

 

[The Riddler]

I think around the time Alba got married.

hmm, figures.

 

[jaguarr]

Haha this sounds alot like my first, 'cept I was 16...and....she was a squirter

So...she was an...Exploding Girl?

I'll be gentle...

jag

 

[Exploding Boy]

So...she was an...Exploding Girl?

jag

Well played sir

 

[knowsbleed]

Yeah, but no one is here wants to admit there jealous of me.

Who's jealous? Seriously? I've had more than my share of women in my life. I went through what you're going through now when I was 15... so where's the jealousy? I'm just interested in your situation because you are willing to talk about it... nothing more.

And seriously, stop taking everthing here so serious. If you feel like posting a pic... the world will not explode. If you choose to post your pic... the world will not explode. If you choose not to... we will bug you about it so you might as well post at least an updated pic of yourself because, as you know, your 3 year old pic has circulated around the Hype plenty of times already. No big deal... its just a message board. It's not like you're posting your social security number or your girlfriend's (is she your gf?) vagina.

So you know you're going to keep posting in this monster of a thread you've created, you know you're going to feed it until it keels over and dies... which I don't see happening for a long time because we've all yet to see if your first time was a fluke time. Hope you're happy though, it's a lot more fun when you're willing to discuss things than rant off and act like a big e-baby.

 

[Ace of Knaves]

What so has JAL popped his cherry yet?

Edit: So he has!! Well done!! A bit of advice, never underestimate what licking a girl out can do for you. You spend 30mins down there and I 100% guarantee you will be reaping the rewards.

 

[Erzengel]

Yeah, but no one is here wants to admit there jealous of me.

Hysterical.

This from the same guy who was all, what's the big deal about sex?

LOL

 

[Ace of Knaves]

He must of had his tongue firmly in cheek when he said that!

 

[knowsbleed]

Edit: So he has!! Well done!! A bit of advice, never underestimate what licking a girl out can do for you. You spend 30mins down there and I 100% guarantee you will be reaping the rewards.

For the first time since you've joined the Hype, I finally agree with one of your posts. This is true JAL... but only if you know what you're doing. *Hint*... biting is not normally accepted unless she either asks or you try it and she digs it.

 

[Ace of Knaves]

Yea man getting your tongue down there for a while is probs the best thing you can do for a girl. If you do it right you are pretty much guaranteed to get anything you want in return. Well I was anyway!!

 

[Crook]

I'd like to point out fingers would be a viable first-time method, as it provides the sly method of the swipe test.

 

[Erzengel]

He must of had his tongue firmly in cheek when he said that!

No I think he was serious. One of those who let his limited experience pretty much define his outlook.

 

[knowsbleed]

I'd like to point out fingers would be a viable first-time method, as it provides the sly method of the swipe test.

Very critical... but maybe JAL wouldn't care about those small details.

 

[Crook]

That depends. Is JAL fond of seafood?

 

[The Apatow Crew]

At least post an updated picture of yourself.
That way you don't get mad because I manip a 3 year old picture.

What for you to do a updated manip? Is that why?

 

[knowsbleed]

Butt of course.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Like I said no one should be jealous of me. They have no reason too.

I'm not the one who even brought up the subject of eing jealous.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Oh, wow is all i gotta say about the deep sea diving convo.


But i think my tongue is long enough. Peoeple have said some stuff when i've shown them how far my tongue sticks out.

 

[Crook]

T...M...I....

 

[StrainedEyes]

Frankie B. likes oral sex too.

 

[knowsbleed]

Oh, wow is all i gotta say about the deep sea diving convo.


But i think my tongue is long enough. Peoeple have said some stuff when i've shown them how far my tongue sticks out.

I don't think girls are looking for a guy who can lick their brain from their crotch.

 

[Ace of Knaves]

Na it ain't all about how deep you can go. You just gotta vary it.

 

[JLBats]

This thread's boring now.
Do something dumb.

 

[Prison Mike]

Oh, wow is all i gotta say about the deep sea diving convo.


But i think my tongue is long enough. Peoeple have said some stuff when i've shown them how far my tongue sticks out.

wow, we did not need to know that at all. lol

 

[I Am The Knight]

Oh, wow is all i gotta say about the deep sea diving convo.


But i think my tongue is long enough. Peoeple have said some stuff when i've shown them how far my tongue sticks out.

Frrrrrreakkk.