I think my neighbor...

[Drakon]

Dibs on the Spawn name when his neighbor kills him!

 

[C. Lee]

Spawnypoo would never ask for advice, just dispense it.

Spawnypoo would have no trouble getting the paint type....he was once king of the ninjas.

I miss Spawnypoo......his death weighs heavily on my mind.

 

[jaguarr]

Spawnypoo would never ask for advice, just dispense it.

Spawnypoo would have no trouble getting the paint type....he was once king of the ninjas.

I miss Spawnypoo......his death weighs heavily on my mind.

The thread started out promising but has really only been buyoued by the snarkiness of some of the other posters.

jag

 

[X-Ray]

I'm gonna go over there and ask for his lawn mower...he knows I have 3 and a 1/2 but lets see what happens.

I bet he'll ask you to join his book club.

And if you don't come back. I guess that means he didn't take your "no" too lightly

 

[Canadian Rider]

Perhaps Spawn you could send the butler over to fetch a cup of sugar?

And while the neighbor is at the front door check out the back of the house and look down into the basement window to see what you can see?

 

[AndThePickles]

Every five months I live in Jersey for a while…in doing so, I guess you could call my neighbors my neighbors still…anyway, I haven’t been around for five months and I got back about two weeks ago.

The house to my left is the house that belongs to my friendly “manly” power tool neighbor. He’s like Tim the Tool Man Taylor basically and is the go to guy for all that stuff…for the female neighbors anyway.

His wife works as a secretary for the local school principal and is gone during typical school hours…I haven’t seen her for two weeks.

The house belongs to one of my “no longer with us” relatives…most of the property I own does. All of my family, even when six feet under, are prodigiously paranoid.

That’s why I wasn’t surprised to find the surveillance room he had in the basement four years ago. Well, the house came with a butler; he’s in charge of basically everything and restocks the tapes used to film everything within a 1,000 ft radius of the lawn.

We don’t talk.

Anyway, I haven’t seen or spoken to my neighbor’s wife and he’s gotten a change in wardrobe within the last few months apparently…all black. He’s even painted the house black.

He hasn’t spoken to me once, but I’ve seen him standing on the lawn.

Just standing.

For the last 5 hours, I’ve just been watching the surveillance tapes and have come to the conclusion that he’s killed his wife.

Discuss.

This sounds like a movie plot!

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

I'm gonna go over there and ask for his lawn mower...he knows I have 3 and a 1/2 but lets see what happens.

why do you have 3 and 1/2 lawnmowers?

 

[C. Lee]

He's preparing for the New Jersey Lawnmower massacre....starring Spawnsterface.

 

[jaguarr]

I thought he had to use half of a lawnmower to repair his ninja star throwing machine?

jag

 

[enterthemadness]

This sounds very interesting...please keep us informed. And how big is the house? With a butler it must be at least two story?

 

[Lurk]

Does your neighbor look like this?

Or this?

Wait a tick......

 

[Gotendbz-2]

Holy Heart Failure! CALL BATMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Or I'll investigate for you, Batman never lets me have any fun!

I'll get my Detective-Spy-Ninja gear.


Seriously though, this sounds like a good suspense movie.


And I would make a good Detective-Spy-Ninja.

 

[the_joker]

Just how can you have "half" a lawn mower anyways? Tsk, you crazy yanks.

Well, I would steer well clear from this looney, and make sure you bolt your doors at night. Ask the other neighbours if they have heard anything, and if they haven't then make an annoymous phone call to the police saying that you think your neighbour's wife has been murdered. This way you won't face the embarassment of being paranoid if it turns out she is merely looking after her sick mother in another state somewhere.

 

[enterthemadness]

Throw a whip cream pie in his face. it just came to me.

 

[tzarinna]

Well, what ya find out?

 

[vibeke_T]

wait are you really serious?

 

[The Spawn]

Back from the house.

 

[The Spawn]

Back from the house.

 

[Boom]

And?

 

[Hades]

One of my neighbours looks like Solomon Grundy

 

[The Spawn]

I have to go back.

I left my glasses there.

 

[Ben Urich]

This is a great thread.

 

[DeFett]

Is this a puzzle thread?

We have to work out what happen with clues you give us?

...or am I reading too much into this?

 

[X-Chick]

I have to go back.

I left my glasses there.

Don't die, I'm not done with you.

My neighbors are lesbians. Her husband left and her girlfriend moved in. And the other neighbors look like Sonny and Cher...seriously.

 

[Corinthian™]

Spawn's dead by now


he told me so