I think my neighbor...

[imaperson2]

maybe he turned gay and has a "book club."

 

[The Spawn]

My neighbor on the other side is gay and married to a female....his wife knows he's gay, but she stays with him.

 

[C. Lee]

Slim, admittedly, but I know 50 year olds with grandparents. Granted, they are as old as dirt, but they're alive and dribbling.

Did you know one of my grandmothers was still alive?

 

[The Spawn]

Yes.

 

[Drakon]

I know now, and knowing is half the battle! YO JOE!

 

[C. Lee]

Really....that'll be a surprise to the family....since they're both dead.

 

[C. Lee]

I know now, and knowing is half the battle! YO JOE!

As Admiral Ackbar said - "It's a trap!"

The Spawnster is fun to mess with.

 

[ang_hulk]

show pics.Dont say a word about the room,its ieasy to argue against in court,especilly if you didnt build it.

 

[The Spawn]

I can't recall being messed with.

I haven't really been saying much, I just got back from CR and I have test at 7:30 AM.

 

[The Spawn]

I can't recall being messed with.

I haven't really been saying much, I just got back from CR and I have test at 7:30 AM.

 

[C. Lee]

Did you ever get your "wee wacker"?

And what kind of wee things did you need whacked?

 

[The Spawn]

It took a while.

 

[enterthemadness]

Hmmm...interesting.

though, it would be even more interesting if this dude was a member...OF THE HYPE! .

 

[The Spawn]

Wha?

 

[SpideyInATree]

Every five months I live in Jersey for a while…in doing so, I guess you could call my neighbors my neighbors still…anyway, I haven’t been around for five months and I got back about two weeks ago.

The house to my left is the house that belongs to my friendly “manly” power tool neighbor. He’s like Tim the Tool Man Taylor basically and is the go to guy for all that stuff…for the female neighbors anyway.

His wife works as a secretary for the local school principal and is gone during typical school hours…I haven’t seen her for two weeks.

The house belongs to one of my “no longer with us” relatives…most of the property I own does. All of my family, even when six feet under, are prodigiously paranoid.

That’s why I wasn’t surprised to find the surveillance room he had in the basement four years ago. Well, the house came with a butler; he’s in charge of basically everything and restocks the tapes used to film everything within a 1,000 ft radius of the lawn.

We don’t talk.

Anyway, I haven’t seen or spoken to my neighbor’s wife and he’s gotten a change in wardrobe within the last few months apparently…all black. He’s even painted the house black.

He hasn’t spoken to me once, but I’ve seen him standing on the lawn.

Just standing.

For the last 5 hours, I’ve just been watching the surveillance tapes and have come to the conclusion that he’s killed his wife.

Discuss.

So, call the police numb nuts.

 

[oakzap425]

OJ style?

[/oj] If I did do it... [/oj]

 

[Gotendbz-2]

Take a picture out you're window of the black house, and put it on here, then maybe that'll clear some things up, but I for one, believe it.

And does you're neighbor look like this?

If so I would be REALLY scared.

 

[Deuce]

Is this guy sure that ten-foot clowns and pink squirrels aren't also out there on the lawn of that neighboring house?

 

[enterthemadness]

Wha?

Read...below.

I'm saying what if this guy is a member of the hype? And he sees this thread. He'll be all '': He knows too much.

Understand? If so, here's a cookie.

 

[Deuce]

Read...below.

I'm saying what if this guy is a member of the hype? And he sees this thread. He'll be all '': He knows too much.

Understand? If so, here's a cookie.

Good point. ALthough, I'm guessing a guy who paints his house all black and who has just murdered his wife probably spends more time looking over his shoulder than he does logging hours on the boards. And what kind of cookie are we talking about here? Better not be peanut butter, cuz I'm allergic to those...

 

[enterthemadness]

Good point. ALthough, I'm guessing a guy who paints his house all black and who has just murdered his wife probably spends more time looking over his shoulder than he does logging hours on the boards. And what kind of cookie are we talking about here? Better not be peanut butter, cuz I'm allergic to those...

I ate ze cookie!

Bad Arnold impression.

 

[Deuce]

Maybe, but it was right on for Cookie Monster!

 

[enterthemadness]

Maybe, but it was right on for Cookie Monster!

cookie monstor is garbage! Yea.

I can't even type an arnold impression.

 

[Deuce]

Shorry. It vhast closhe zho, hur hur hur

 

[enterthemadness]

Shorry. It vhast closhe zho, hur hur hur

Sutup! I cant understad yu!