I think my neighbor...

[Deuce]

Okay, now we're just getting silly. Who let Ronald McDonald out? Who...who...who, who, who? That's all I want to know. Who let him out? Who...who...who?

 

[enterthemadness]

Okay, now we're just getting silly. Who let Ronald McDonald out? Who...who...who, who, who? That's all I want to know. Who let him out? Who...who...who?

Ze spanage one did!

 

[Arkady Rossovich]

Every five months I live in Jersey for a while…in doing so, I guess you could call my neighbors my neighbors still…anyway, I haven’t been around for five months and I got back about two weeks ago.

The house to my left is the house that belongs to my friendly “manly” power tool neighbor. He’s like Tim the Tool Man Taylor basically and is the go to guy for all that stuff…for the female neighbors anyway.

His wife works as a secretary for the local school principal and is gone during typical school hours…I haven’t seen her for two weeks.

The house belongs to one of my “no longer with us” relatives…most of the property I own does. All of my family, even when six feet under, are prodigiously paranoid.

That’s why I wasn’t surprised to find the surveillance room he had in the basement four years ago. Well, the house came with a butler; he’s in charge of basically everything and restocks the tapes used to film everything within a 1,000 ft radius of the lawn.

We don’t talk.

Anyway, I haven’t seen or spoken to my neighbor’s wife and he’s gotten a change in wardrobe within the last few months apparently…all black. He’s even painted the house black.

He hasn’t spoken to me once, but I’ve seen him standing on the lawn.

Just standing.

For the last 5 hours, I’ve just been watching the surveillance tapes and have come to the conclusion that he’s killed his wife.

Discuss.

These days you can call the police and tell them what you think has happened,and remain annonymus.No fear for you,and you can get rid of that nagging feeling.

 

[Canadian Rider]

... has killed spawn? No posts in a couple of days. Maybe the "Blackhouse" dude is actually a hype member as suggested and a so he snuck in all killed the spawnster.

He was right. Criss Cross idea was too complex. The simplest answer is probably the right one. Seance or weird ritual where they moved the rug to cover the stuff on the floor.

Maybe Spawn can offer to house sit for the neighbour and check out the house on the down-low?

 

[The Spawn]

Sorry.

I haven't been really keeping track of the neighbor.

No time...if he killed his wife, so be it.

I don't have time to investigate...

 

[SpideyInATree]

But you had time to make a post on a message board about it?

Just remember...when you're sleeping and a knife plunges into your heart...blame yourself.

 

[Halcohol]

His wife probably hanged herself from lack of recognition. All she needed was a Dundee...

 

[The Spawn]

The amount of time a person has isn't constant...you know that. One moment I have time to do something, the other, I don't.

And don't tell me you compared an investigation as to whether or not a man is hiding the murder of his wife to posting a sentence or two.

 

[aaron]

This is a joke right? You're a joke right?

F***ing ridiculous!

 

[The Spawn]

Do you want to come to my house?

If you live in another state I'll pay for your ticket or even pick you up.

I swear.

You can meet all my neighbors for that matter...you'll be the third Hypester to do so.

 

[aaron]

Yeah, I don't think so buddy... I like how you mentioned something about you dying aswell... nicely done.

 

[Avangarde]

Do you want to come to my house?

If you live in another state I'll pay for your ticket

What about another country? t: t: t:

 

[X-Chick]

Do you want to come to my house?

If you live in another state I'll pay for your ticket or even pick you up.

I swear.

You can meet all my neighbors for that matter...you'll be the third Hypester to do so.

Ha, I bet that applies to everyone but me. I'd most likely try to strangle you if given half a chance.

 

[The Spawn]

That applies to everyone who doesn't have a vendetta against me...

And I am dying...technically, everyone alive to day is dying as we speak.

Another country? Is it third world?

 

[aaron]

Although no-one mentions if they're dying... except for you.

I'm sure you won't be missed.

 

[The Spawn]

I know I wouldn't be missed by anyone here...I wouldn't get a sticky thread like Venom if that's what you mean.

As for people I personally know?

Nope.

If I died, no one would know...which spawns an inability to care.

As for no one talking about themselves dying...you think too narrow minded my friend (no offense, I'm sure none was taken)...I'm not referring to the terminally ill.

Athletes, new born babies...as every day goes by, they all get closer to death.

 

[Avangarde]

Another country? Is it third world?

Australia, so its more of a grey area.

 

[The Spawn]

It's also the second continent I have yet to visit...can you guess the first?

 

[Avangarde]

It's also the second continent I have yet to visit...can you guess the first?

Antarctica

 

[aaron]

I know I wouldn't be missed by anyone here...I wouldn't get a sticky thread like Venom if that's what you mean.

As for people I personally know?

Nope.

If I died, no one would know...which spawns an inability to care.

As for no one talking about themselves dying...you think too narrow minded my friend (no offense, I'm sure none was taken)...I'm not referring to the terminally ill.

Athletes, new born babies...as every day goes by, they all get closer to death.

If I had a few months left to live, I wouldn't be posting on a forum.

 

[The Spawn]

You misunderstood me from the beginning.

I'm sure you don't care so I won't waste the time of either one of us.

 

[X-Chick]

I know I wouldn't be missed by anyone here...I wouldn't get a sticky thread like Venom if that's what you mean.

As for people I personally know?

Nope.

If I died, no one would know...which spawns an inability to care.

As for no one talking about themselves dying...you think too narrow minded my friend (no offense, I'm sure none was taken)...I'm not referring to the terminally ill.

Athletes, new born babies...as every day goes by, they all get closer to death.

Meh, if you died. I'd get curious as to why you weren't on anymore, especially if you weren't on mobile either. And I'd basically do what the person who made the Venom thread did. Since I'm probably the only one who could. And I'd make a thread and we'd all talk about tragic it was and all that rot. Besides, I'd miss you. At least, I would miss the way we were before this week. But you already knew that.

 

[aaron]

Good idea.

 

[The Spawn]

I'll always be on AIM mobile.

 

[X-Chick]

Even when you're dead? Who'd pay the phone bill?

I love how you only reply to the stupidest and least important part of the post.