I'm So Screwed

[demento]

You can dance if you want to...you could leave your friends behind...

That's all right 'cause my body's in motion
It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion

 

[DV8]

Did you really just use a "I know you are, but what am I" line?

no but you just did . . . I thought you were serious I used a "I know kol_lover is, but I'm not" line . . . I thought you were interested . . .

 

[Halloween]

Covered.....



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AlEHkC8mfGU

 

[Arcturus]

There you go, problem solved.

 

[BRUTAL]

no but you just did . . . I thought you were serious I used a "I know kol_lover is, but I'm not" line . . . I thought you were interested . . .

You're not really helping your case here.

 

[DV8]

You're not really helping your case here.

ok . . . I know you are but what am I? better? good, now fk off . . .

 

[DeaDheaD]

Start to dance, then pretend you sprained your ankle, by that time, she should be so hopped up on Extasy and Roofies, that you could just go back home play video games and let her think shes dancin.................you are takin Roofies and X with you, right?

 

[DV8]

just watch one of the many sitcom scenarios where someone needed to learn to dance in 24 hours

 

[AlteredEgo]

id go with "the achy breaky heart", thats the panty-melting deal-clincher right there. ladies swoon and men grow envious.

 

[kane9321]

Tonight I was hanging out with my friends and one of them told me that the girl I'm interested in wants me to go to a" ROTC Ball" with her. The problem is I can't dance worth a sh^t and I sometimes get really nervous! Can someone please give some advice on how to dance at a prom? There's nothing worse being black and not being able to dance.

very simple...slow dance with her

 

[DeaDheaD]

We need a dancing montage............cue up the Kenny Loggins!

 

[The-Dark-Knight]

ROTC? return of the king?
no.

Revenge of the Sith?

no.

Return of the Jedi?


no.


Whats ROTC?

 

[BRUTAL]

Christ, you're lame.

 

[DeaDheaD]

Kenny Loggins!!!!

 

[Downhere]

learn from Hitch
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Py5qAH7wELY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEsi-eWtBdY&feature=related

The Q-Tip move always works. Just don't forget to throw it away.

 

[Halloween]

Christ, you're lame.

Return of the Christ.

 

[chamber-music]

Tonight I was hanging out with my friends and one of them told me that the girl I'm interested in wants me to go to a" ROTC Ball" with her. The problem is I can't dance worth a sh^t and I sometimes get really nervous! Can someone please give some advice on how to dance at a prom? There's nothing worse being black and not being able to dance.

Oh the Brothers eternal dilemma

 

[DeaDheaD]

Roll the dice

 

[bell110]

And then make sure to investigate them guts

Although, there is the chance that you find one of those nasty chicks who wants you to get excited. In which case, you're bustin them cheeks that night

Whoa, where are you going with this?

Return of the Christ.

The Passion II: ROTC

 

[The-Dark-Knight]

Christ, you're lame.

I'm just asking what ROTC means.Really, what is your problem.

 

[DV8]

I'm just asking what ROTC means.Really, what is your problem.

His internet personality is a callous prick . . . in real life he's a teddy bear :heart:

 

[Downhere]

I'm just asking what ROTC means. Really, what is your problem.

Reserve Officers' Training Corps

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Tonight I was hanging out with my friends and one of them told me that the girl I'm interested in wants me to go to a" ROTC Ball" with her. The problem is I can't dance worth a sh^t and I sometimes get really nervous! Can someone please give some advice on how to dance at a prom? There's nothing worse being black and not being able to dance.

You just stand behind her, holding her hips firmly, and then act like her ass is a giant piece of paper, and your groin is a giant eraser, and you are trying to erase a 9,000 word essay that's written on her ass.

You'll be a hit!

 

[Erzengel]

Make believe you are pushing a shopping cart and then pretend to put items into it.

 

[Fran]

Luckily in 2008, all you have to do is stand there and let her rub her butt on you Works for every song