Iron Man 3 IM3 Official Caption thread

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!

CAP: So, I just saw a boootleg of the first teaser trailer for Iron Man 3.
TONY: Did you like it?
CAP: I guess. I mean, it´s pretty dark. Like you guys are trying to emulate Nolan´s Batman movies.
TONY: Okay, when one of your solo movies make over 600 mil worldwide, you get to comment on how derivative my franchise is.
CAP (sighs): Always about money with ya, isn´t it?

 

[Panthro]

Thanks!

CAP: So, I just saw a boootleg of the first teaser trailer for Iron Man 3.
TONY: Did you like it?
CAP: I guess. I mean, it´s pretty dark. Like you guys are trying to emulate Nolan´s Batman movies.
TONY: Okay, when one of your solo movies make over 600 mil worldwide, you get to comment on how derivative my franchise is.
CAP (sighs): Always about money with ya, isn´t it?

Hehehehehehehe

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!

CAP: Tony, you can have any woman in the world. Why Mrs. Potts?
TONY: I´ll tell you, her nickname "Pepper" doesn´t come from freckles, or temper.
CAP: You mean...
TONY: I tell you man, I could cook taco crust in it.
CAP: Okay, okay, the mental image wasn´t necessary, really...

 

[Panthro]

Thanks!

CAP: Tony, you can have any woman in the world. Why Mrs. Potts?
TONY: I´ll tell you, her nickname "Pepper" doesn´t come from freckles, or temper.
CAP: You mean...
TONY: I tell you man, I could cook taco crust in it.
CAP: Okay, okay, the mental image wasn´t necessary, really...

Hehehehehehehehehe

 

[ultimatefan]

IRON MAN: Guys, it´s getting way too heavy, so I´ll have to make some cuts. Any Twilight and Justin Bieber fans, please raise your hands!

 

[Panthro]

IRON MAN: Guys, it´s getting way too heavy, so I´ll have to make some cuts. Any Twilight and Justin Bieber fans, please raise your hands!

Hehehehehehe

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!

CAP: So, I heard shooting was delayed cuz you had an ankle injury. That´s unfortunate.
TONY: Yes it is. but it wasn´t an ankle injury. That´s the PR, PG-13 version of it. the reality was a lot more NC-17.
CAP: I would ask you what it was, but my WWII memories already give me plenty of nightmares and PTSD episodes.

 

[Panthro]

Thanks!

CAP: So, I heard shooting was delayed cuz you had an ankle injury. That´s unfortunate.
TONY: Yes it is. but it wasn´t an ankle injury. That´s the PR, PG-13 version of it. the reality was a lot more NC-17.
CAP: I would ask you what it was, but my WWII memories already give me plenty of nightmares and PTSD episodes.

CAP: "Really? Joe Quesada thinks no acterss in Hollywood can properly play Ms. Marvel?"
TONY: "Pfft, what do you expect from the guy who okayed Carlie Cooper, the character named after his daughter, as Spider-Man's temporary new love interest?"

 

[ultimatefan]

CAP: Tony, what the hell?!
TONY: What? That´s not based on you! That´s a completely original creation, like, you know, Black Cat.

 

[Panthro]

CAP: Tony, what the hell?!
TONY: What? That´s not based on you! That´s a completely original creation, like, you know, Black Cat.

Hehehehehehe

 

[ultimatefan]

CAP: Is that Spider-Man trying to break into the set?
TONY: Yes. He realized way too late it was a stupid idea not to appear in Avengers and now is trying to push for a cameo in all the upcoming Marvel movies.
CAP: Wow, did that guard really need to tase him so much?
TONY: Yes, he did.

 

[Panthro]

CAP: Is that Spider-Man trying to break into the set?
TONY: Yes. He realized way too late it was a stupid idea not to appear in Avengers and now is trying to push for a cameo in all the upcoming Marvel movies.
CAP: Wow, did that guard really need to tase him so much?
TONY: Yes, he did.

Hehehehehehehe

CAP: "So what's this Satan's Ally thing about?"
TONY: "..."

 

[Panthro]

TONY: "Go ahead, you can say it."
CAP: "Dat Ass!"
TONY: "Feels good doesn't it?"
CAP: "I'll bet."
TONY: "That's not what I meant but probably, yeah."

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff. That Mrs. Marvel look will be sorely missed.

IRON MAN: I have to say, team building exercises are making less and less sense every year.

 

[Spuzz]

Thanks!

CAP: Tony, you can have any woman in the world. Why Mrs. Potts?
TONY: I´ll tell you, her nickname "Pepper" doesn´t come from freckles, or temper.
CAP: You mean...
TONY: I tell you man, I could cook taco crust in it.
CAP: Okay, okay, the mental image wasn´t necessary, really...

You could cook...taco crust...in it?

My god...

 

[Panthro]

Great stuff. That Mrs. Marvel look will be sorely missed.

Indeed it will be. But at least we'll always have the scans.

IRON MAN: I have to say, team building exercises are making less and less sense every year.

Hehehehehe

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!

SIR BEN KINGSLEY: What I want to bring to the role of Mandarin is sophistication, dignity and humanity, and above all stay as far as possible from the racist "Fu Manchu" evil asian stereotype...

SIR BEN KINGSLEY: WHAT THE F***?!?

 

[Panthro]

Thanks!

SIR BEN KINGSLEY: What I want to bring to the role of Mandarin is sophistication, dignity and humanity, and above all stay as far as possible from the racist "Fu Manchu" evil asian stereotype...

SIR BEN KINGSLEY: WHAT THE F***?!?

Hehehehehehehe

 

[Oscorp]

Hahaha this thread is hilarious:

ultimatefan: *posts a joke*

Panthro: hehehehehehehehehehehe

ultimatefan: *posts another joke*

Panthro: hehehehehehehehehehehe

 

[ultimatefan]

We´d love your contributions, man.

 

[ultimatefan]

MANDARIN: Ten rings to rule them all! No way, copyright issues... Death to America! Nah, too politically controversial... Me so soly! Okay, now I´m just asking for the pitchforks...

 

[Oscorp]

We´d love your contributions, man.

Don't take me wrong, I wasn't making fun of you, I just thought this page looked so funny :P I kinda imagined in my head an older man telling jokes to a little kid or something haha!

I'll contribute too but not now because I don't have anything funny to come with at the moment

 

[Panthro]

Things won't pick up here until we start getting official photos for the film itself.

MANDARIN: "I am not Ming the Merciless!"

 

[ultimatefan]

It´s all good Oscorp, take your time. Yeah, soon enough this thing is gonna be on fire.

Hehehehe, Ming and Mandarin would be great for a Robot Chicken segment, "the stereotyped villains that nobody wants".

 

[ultimatefan]

CAP: Tony, are you trying to replace me?
TONY: What? Don´t be silly! Let´s just say that, uh, he´s an MP3 and you´re a CD.
CAP: Oh, and people still use CDs?
TONY: Of course they do! They also use VHS, cassette tapes, Betamax...