Iron Man 3 IM3 Official Caption thread

[Panthro]

CAP: Tony, are you trying to replace me?
TONY: What? Don´t be silly! Let´s just say that, uh, he´s an MP3 and you´re a CD.
CAP: Oh, and people still use CDs?
TONY: Of course they do! They also use VHS, cassette tapes, Betamax...

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!

 

[Panthro]

IRON MAN: "So you and Wonder Woman eh?"
SUPERMAN: "Yep."
IRON MAN: "Can I have Lois Lane then?"
SUPERMAN: "No."

 

[ultimatefan]

hehehehe, Superman must know he´ll eventually get back to Lois. One of the pics don´t show, though.

SUPERMAN: So, we´ll be competing at the BO next year!
IRON MAN: "Competing" is a strong word. I have a well-established franchise and just appeared in a billion-dollar-plus movie, you´re doing a desperate second attempt at a reboot after the first one disappointed the fans.
SUPERMAN: Damn Tony, you get really nasty when you drink.
TONY: I´m sober.
SUPERMAN: Go to hell.

 

[kedrell]

Hehehehehe

After the new character/casting descision that came out I get the feeling we'll be getting a lot of Simpsons jokes/references soon.

 

[Panthro]

hehehehe, Superman must know he´ll eventually get back to Lois. One of the pics don´t show, though.

SUPERMAN: So, we´ll be competing at the BO next year!
IRON MAN: "Competing" is a strong word. I have a well-established franchise and just appeared in a billion-dollar-plus movie, you´re doing a desperate second attempt at a reboot after the first one disappointed the fans.
SUPERMAN: Damn Tony, you get really nasty when you drink.
TONY: I´m sober.
SUPERMAN: Go to hell.

 

[Panthro]

IRON MAN: "So you were on the Tudors for a while?"
SUPERMAN: "...."

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks. It´s funny to think hadly anyone would remember Cavill for The Tudors, or maybe he wouldn´t even have been in it, if he had been cast as Superman the first time around.

 

[Panthro]

Thanks. It´s funny to think hadly anyone would remember Cavill for The Tudors, or maybe he wouldn´t even have been in it, if he had been cast as Superman the first time around.

The many "What ifs..." of Hollywood

IRON MAN: "My Captain Marvel is hotter than your Captain Marvel."
SUPERMAN: "Your Captain Marvel has schizophrenic hair."
IRON MAN: "That was uncalled for."

 

[ultimatefan]

hehehehe, the Captain Marvel squabble goes on forever.

 

[ultimatefan]

See, I´m so rich I made my new armor entirely out of gold, hahahaha! Of course there´s no way in f***ing hell I´ll get to lift this piece of s*** off the floor, but it´s sure pretty...

 

[ultimatefan]

IRON MAN: You do know that flying without any kind of propelling system is impossible, right?
SUPERMAN: You do know that jets that can actually make a man fly need to be way bigger than that and consume so much fuel you need a huge jet pack that yet can barely fly for a minute, right?
IRON MAN: I... Dude, it´s a comic book, okay? Take a chill pill.

 

[Panthro]

Funny stuff UF. Gotta love superheroes acting like fanboys.

IRON MAN: "Dead or Alive you're coming with me."

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks! Gotta love Robocop references.

BW: I didn´t kill them with violence. I killed them with love. Well, violent love. And they didn´t complain.

 

[Panthro]

Thanks! Gotta love Robocop references.

BW: I didn´t kill them with violence. I killed them with love. Well, violent love. And they didn´t complain.

Hehehe, who would?

BLACK WIDOW: "...Sexy and I know it..."

BLACK WIDOW: "Girls just wanna have fun..."

BLACK WIDOW: "There's only one thing to do after a box office like that - strut." [cue Staying Alive]

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff.

BLACK WIDOW: You don´t talk trash about Grey´s Anatomy on my watch.

 

[Panthro]

Great stuff.

BLACK WIDOW: You don´t talk trash about Grey´s Anatomy on my watch.

Hahahaha

BW: "And that's what happens to anyone who bashes my performance in the Prestige."

 

[ultimatefan]

Hehe, in all fairness she had a small role in that movie.

SCARLETT: Okay, just 134.675.842 more men who saw my leaked naked pics on the internet.

 

[ultimatefan]

Run like the wind, man!

 

[Panthro]

Hehe, in all fairness she had a small role in that movie.

SCARLETT: Okay, just 134.675.842 more men who saw my leaked naked pics on the internet.

Hehehe, as if she truly regrets that... t:

 

[ultimatefan]

Hehehe, she has to keep a rep.

SCARLETT: Any more questions about my marriage with Ryan Reynolds?

 

[Panthro]

Hehehehe

SCARLETT: "And now Blake Lively shall suffer for marrying my ex..."

 

[ultimatefan]

hehehehe

SUPERMAN: Hey.
IRON MAN: Whassup.
SUPERMAN: Nice day today.
IRON MAN: Yep.
SUPERMAN: Not too windy.
IRON MAN: Nope.
SUPERMAN: Kinda moist.
IRON MAN: A little.
SUPERMAN: So, can we now stop pretending this is not all kinds of awesome and then some, and anyone who hasn´t tasted this God-like experience is a humongous feculent pile of s***?
IRON MAN: F*** yeah! Loo-sers!! Loo-sers!!

 

[ultimatefan]

HATHAWAY: Face it, I look great in this costume!

SCARLETT: You stole that costume from me, b****!

NEWMAR: Like hell! You all stole my purrrrfect costume!

BATMAN AND BANE: CATSUIT FIGHT!! CATSUIT FIGHT!! CATSUIT FIGHT!!

 

[Panthro]

funny stuff uf