Iron Man 3 IM3 Official Caption thread

[Hotwire]

Pepper gets up close and personal with the suit's newest "accessory"!

 

[ultimatefan]

hehehehe

MANDARIN: Bud Spencer? Nah, but I get that a lot.

 

[mclay18]

Jigsaw (O.S.): Would you like to play a game, Ms. Potts?

 

[ultimatefan]

hehehehehe

 

[ultimatefan]

PALTROW: Please, I only did Shallow Hal for the money! Do you think I enjoyed wearing a fat suit and doing the same gag over and over again for two hours?

 

[Panthro]

Funny stuff guys

PEPPER: "Gimme some sugar, baby."
IRON MAN: "I think that's my line."

 

[Gold Samurai]

*Mandarin changes song on his Ipod*

I used to rule the world Seas would rise when I gave the word Now in the morning I sleep alone Sweep the streets I used to own


Pepper- PLEASE!! Make it stop!


How long before I get in?
Before it starts, before I begin?
How long before you decide?
Before I know what it feels like?
Where To, where do I go?
If you never try, then you'll never know.
How long do I have to climb,
Up on the side of this mountain of mine?

 

[The Infernal]

Iron Man armour: I'm not really asking. This is gonna happen.

Tony Stark: Jesus Christ! This must be what my drunken dates look like from their point of view.

 

[JB-the-Hunter]

 

[DOOZlovesBOOZ]

Nice one JB! i got my idea from yours.

(cue bump n' grind by R. Kelly)

My mind is telling me no, but my body, my body is telling me yes.

 

[Herolee10]

JON: But why???

GROUP: Because you're the Director that Iron Man had deserved back in 2008, but not the one that he needs right now....

 

[ultimatefan]

IRON MAN ARMOR: C´mon, don´t pretend you never fantasized with this!

 

[Hotwire]

Iron Man: Just where the Hell have you been, young lady?!?!

 

[ultimatefan]

hehehehe

IRON MAN: Beer me, woman! And don´t forget the nachos!

 

[Panthro]

Funny stuff guys

IRON MAN: "Hi, I'm a Caffeine Free Coke, all the great taste without keeping you up at night."

 

[Poeman]

IRON MAN: Ahem...I just sharted in my metallic pants...Do you smell it?
IRON PATRIOT: No...
IRON MAN: Awesomeness

5 days later

IRON MAN: Ugh...I almost killed myself.

 

[ultimatefan]

hehehehehe

IRON MAN: Hurry up, honey, Arrow is about to start! Yeah, you all heard me!

 

[ultimatefan]

ARMOR: Now you´ll find out what "Iron Man" really means.

 

[ultimatefan]

IRON MAN: Ookay, I just found out what this particular position does to the testicles, and trust me, you don´t wanna know!

 

[Panthro]

Funny stuff guys

IRON MAN: "Time to start those Ms. Marvel casting couch calls. Yep, it's great to be me."

 

[ultimatefan]

edit can´t make the pic show.

 

[Hotwire]

IRON MAN: Son, I am disappoint.

 

[Panthro]

IRON MAN: "I aim to misbehave."

 

[Panthro]

IRON MAN ARMOR: "And when I get that feeling I need sexual healing..."
TONY: ""

 

[Xeno]

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