I've decided to start my own religion.

[Ganondorf]

You can be Noah! Now shaddup!

wait... I'm the freak with all those animals?... I'ma zoophile?!?!

 

[Elmo]

There must be balance ... an adversary, a "Satan".

Guess thats me.

 

[Kipobe]

Well, I guess he's worthy...

You can be second in command.

 

[Kipobe]

wait... I'm the freak with all those animals?... I'ma zoophile?!?!

The bible's first beastialitist.

 

[Kipobe]

There must be balance ... an adversary, a "Satan".

Guess thats me.

So many enimies. Why does everyone hate god?

 

[Protest the Hero]

You can be second in command.

Isn't that Jesus?

 

[Ganondorf]

The bible's first beastialitist.

second.... Adam was all hot for those monkeys and ****... he humped all Eden before he found Eve...

 

[Kipobe]

Isn't that Jesus?

You can be an Angel.

 

[Kipobe]

second.... Adam was all hot for those monkeys and ****... he humped all Eden before he found Eve...

Adam was a hoe.

 

[Elmo]

So many enimies. Why does everyone hate god?

No hate.

I just want to steal souls and torture and burn them eternally.

I still love ya George.

 

[Elmo]

Isn't that Jesus?

See how easily he tried to trick you into a painful crucifixion?

 

[Protest the Hero]

You can be an Angel.

I get to wrestle Jacob!

 

[Protest the Hero]

See how easily he tried to trick you into a painful crucifixion?

He's tricky. Like I'd suffer for my cause..

 

[Ganondorf]

Kay-Pee-Bee, slash Link... stop sniffing glue

 

[Elmo]

So many enimies. Why does everyone hate god?

"Business" aside, we're still on for our weekly golf game arent we?

 

[Protest the Hero]

Kay-Pee-Bee, slash Link... stop sniffing glue

It comes in Strawberry though.

What?

I'm not KPB.

 

[Elmo]

He's tricky.

Yep, and its all about *him*. Has been for eons.

 

[Protest the Hero]

Really. Everything has to be done his way. Or he floods the joint. Or knocks my tower down. Damn him.

 

[Eric Draven]

Who does the archangel get to smite first?

 

[Protest the Hero]

Potiphar.

 

[Eric Draven]

Can I smite you instead?

 

[Protest the Hero]

I'm an angel

 

[Eric Draven]

I can still smite you though...

 

[Protest the Hero]

You can't smite an angel of God..

 

[Eric Draven]

I can do whatever I want....