Lantern Venom
Emerald Echo Podcast Co-Host
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You don't have to be Dr. Phil to work out Lantern Venom's problem here. He was clearly denied the joy of having Lego toys as a kid. That's why he resents the awesome Lego movies. They remind him of painful memories of things he was denied in his childhood.
Oh, my dear, sweet, mislead Joker. Even as a glob-off-the-old-symbiote, way back in the dark days of the 70s, I never wanted Legos. Even 5-year-old Lantern Venom would have told you that Lego figures look like deformed troll babies. I had the glory of Megos back then, and I still have a few of those around for nostalgia.
Actually, I have more passion for action figures now than I did as a child. I keep adding new pieces to my nerd cave, like this shiny lad.

