Let's Make The Marijuana Thread Again!

[MessiahDecoy123]

Now there's a conundrum. How will the anti crowd spin this one?

edit: besides the obvious "It's all the damn potheads fault our streets are flooded with heroin!"

I'd counter that the weed market was way more lucrative than the heroin market so being forced to switch to a smaller market is a hit to the cartels either way.

 

[Whiskey Tango]

I'm sure it is, but I'm talking about irrational and crazy people here who refuse to acknowledge they're wrong even when they're being beaten in the face with it.

 

[XtremelyBaneful]

guys, my friend's girlfriend wants me to sleep over and smoke with her. the only thing holding me back from doing this is that I need to get a job soon and I'm worrying about the inevitable drug tests.

can someone please tell me a way to evade getting caught with it in my pee?

 

[CELTICPRED]

guys, my friend's girlfriend wants me to sleep over and smoke with her. the only thing holding me back from doing this is that I need to get a job soon and I'm worrying about the inevitable drug tests.

can someone please tell me a way to evade getting caught with it in my pee?

Take your life and situation into consideration. Be a slave to a drug or remain jobless and empty of purpose.

 

[KevanG]

Well there's the way they did in the movies where you stayed off of it for a few weeks, let it out of your system, filled a bag, froze the bag until the day of the interview/test, let the bag thaw, strap it to your leg in a small container (flask or something), go into the bathroom, pour it in then hand it in. Or just get a friend who doesn't do drugs to give you a sample. Just make sure to stay away from those poppy seed bagels.

Or do it the 'proper' way. Like a Square.

 

[Whiskey Tango]

guys, my friend's girlfriend wants me to sleep over and smoke with her. the only thing holding me back from doing this is that I need to get a job soon and I'm worrying about the inevitable drug tests.

can someone please tell me a way to evade getting caught with it in my pee?

It isn't worth the hassle. Job first, party later.

 

[MadVillainy]

It isn't worth the hassle. Job first, party later.

this x1000

 

[XtremelyBaneful]

I just graduated too, I don't know if I mentioned that before but yeah I've just been a bum for the past month, pretty much doing nothing except Ps4, applying to jobs (not as much as I should) and smoking.

And I'm not arguing with you guys I think you're all saying the right thing to do, it's just... hard to say no when you're friends are always smoking you up.

 

[MadVillainy]

Just think that it's better to not be stressing over whether or not you can pass a drug test.
Think about how it'll be better when you have a job then bumming around.

It's your life but weed will be there after you get the job. It's not going anywhere

 

[XtremelyBaneful]

you're rightttttt. ugh... guess I gotta break it to her now.

it's gonna be annoying seeing her smokin it in front of me without me participating.

 

[Whiskey Tango]

it's gonna be annoying seeing her smokin it in front of me without me participating.

It builds character

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

you're rightttttt. ugh... guess I gotta break it to her now.

it's gonna be annoying seeing her smokin it in front of me without me participating.

Gotta say... That's a recipe for temptation. My advice is don't go and explain it to her. You gotta have a job in order to have money for the really important things AND weed. Take the advice or not, but don't come back and post how you feel bad because you smoked out with your girl and now are even more worried about how you'll have to wait even longer to pass a drug test for a decent job. Just saying, food and shelter first. Take it from someone that smokes regularly.

 

[XtremelyBaneful]

Gotta say... That's a recipe for temptation. My advice is don't go and explain it to her. You gotta have a job in order to have money for the really important things AND weed. Take the advice or not, but don't come back and post how you feel bad because you smoked out with your girl and now are even more worried about how you'll have to wait even longer to pass a drug test for a decent job. Just saying, food and shelter first. Take it from someone that smokes regularly.

she's not even my girl bro she's my friend's girl. but anyways yeah I'm typing this sitting in her room right now as I'm typing this and she's getting the stuff ready.

I'll tell you what... whether or not I do it tonight I promise to you, to SHH! that I will not touch it again until I've been employed. Again, whether or not I do it in the next few moments.

I'll just ask this... on average, how long does it take for it to be flushed out of your system?

 

[Charlatan]

she's not even my girl bro she's my friend's girl. but anyways yeah I'm typing this sitting in her room right now as I'm typing this and she's getting the stuff ready.

I'll tell you what... whether or not I do it tonight I promise to you, to SHH! that I will not touch it again until I've been employed. Again, whether or not I do it in the next few moments.

I'll just ask this... on average, how long does it take for it to be flushed out of your system?

How long? depends on a lot of factors. your weight,metabolism and how much you smoke normally. if you toke down all day ,every day and are a little overweight it could take a month.

most likely you could clean up in a week ,drink lots of liquids and stay away from temptation. because as sure as you're around it ,you're gonna partake.

 

[MadVillainy]

Weird semi random question. Do you think that weed will be advertised like Beer when it's legalized. Like in Colorado do they have magazine ads for weed dispensaries?

 

[XtremelyBaneful]

How long? depends on a lot of factors. your weight,metabolism and how much you smoke normally. if you toke down all day ,every day and are a little overweight it could take a month.

most likely you could clean up in a week ,drink lots of liquids and stay away from temptation. because as sure as you're around it ,you're gonna partake.

Since the new year, I've smoked every week but not every day, I have a pretty fast metabolism & slim build.

 

[XtremelyBaneful]

Weird semi random question. Do you think that weed will be advertised like Beer when it's legalized. Like in Colorado do they have magazine ads for weed dispensaries?

I think for that to happen it needs to be fully legalized, like on a federal level. No matter how many states decrimininalize it, it still remains illegal by federal law which is the dumbest thing ever.

 

[XtremelyBaneful]

Colorado's marijuana law harming Nebraska

Http://theindependent.com/opinion/a...d78-a726-11e4-a35e-1ff5caf729e4.html?mode=jqm

 

[Whiskey Tango]

"In an emotional address at the state capitol, Nebraska Governor Paul Burmaster made a public apology for his state being so flat."

 

[Mace Dolex]

I've never been a drug user so it means jack to me whether marijuana gets legalized or not but if it's used properly for medicinal purposed more power to them but then you get the idiot constant drug users who don't take it seriously and only want it legalized so they can have an excuse to smoke it freely.

And actually if the potheads want to smoke it I say let them that way they can die sooner and decrease the population.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

I've never been a drug user so it means jack to me whether marijuana gets legalized or not but if it's used properly for medicinal purposed more power to them but then you get the idiot constant drug users who don't take it seriously and only want it legalized so they can have an excuse to smoke it freely.

And actually if the potheads want to smoke it I say let them that way they can die sooner and decrease the population.

People who say foolish things should be called fools. Just saying.

 

[MessiahDecoy123]

I've never been a drug user so it means jack to me whether marijuana gets legalized or not but if it's used properly for medicinal purposed more power to them but then you get the idiot constant drug users who don't take it seriously and only want it legalized so they can have an excuse to smoke it freely.

And actually if the potheads want to smoke it I say let them that way they can die sooner and decrease the population.

Do you have the same opinion regarding people who enjoy alcohol?

Or are you a hypocrite?

 

[Whiskey Tango]

I've never been a drug user so it means jack to me whether marijuana gets legalized or not but if it's used properly for medicinal purposed more power to them but then you get the idiot constant drug users who don't take it seriously and only want it legalized so they can have an excuse to smoke it freely.

And actually if the potheads want to smoke it I say let them that way they can die sooner and decrease the population.

A man has to work hard to fail this thoroughly.

 

[XtremelyBaneful]

Do you have the same opinion regarding people who enjoy alcohol?

Or are you a hypocrite?

the only part of his post that isn't a fallacy is the fact that potheads could end up smoking every day, even several times a day. But if someone drank alcohol that much they'd risk alcoholism.

anyways. one time, we get a news article about how chronic marijuana use could alter your hippocampus and what not and lead to schizophrenia, and then we get one that says its bs. how do we know who to believe?
http://www.iflscience.com/brain/new-study-finds-daily-marijuana-use-not-associated-brain-changes

 

[Howlett]

guys, my friend's girlfriend wants me to sleep over and smoke with her. the only thing holding me back from doing this is that I need to get a job soon and I'm worrying about the inevitable drug tests.

can someone please tell me a way to evade getting caught with it in my pee?

There are several different types of drinks that will mask/cleanse your system.
This is one...there are others
http://www.drugtest.bizland.com/liquid.htm

But like others said it's still risky, and the best route is to wait if you're worried about it.