Fine. Here he is:
THE "LIGHTS? CAMERA? ACTION! MOTION PICTURE RPG"
PLAYABLE CHARACTER APPLICATION FORM
Hype! User Name: Lord Doom
Desired character: Conner MacLeod: The Highlander
Is your character a 'good-guy' or a 'bad-guy?': Good
Movie(s) that that character has appeared in:
Jesus, umm... Highlander, Highlander II: The Quickening, Highlander III: Final Dimension, Highlander: Endgame,
Release date(s) of film(s):
1986, 1991, 1994, 2000
Which of the following, if any, describes your character?
Other: Immortal Swordsman.
Genre of film that your character stars in:
Sci-Fi/Action-Adventure
Brief history of the character in their films up to the start of the RPG:
Conner was born of the MacLeod clan in Scottland, but once he awoke from an asault that would kill a mortal man, Connor was banished from his homeland. A mysterious swordsman and immortal known as Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez trained Connor for the ultimate game. There can be only one.
What font face and color do you plan on using for your character's speech: Courier New dark green
Please write, in character, a two-paragraph (No more, no less) sample post. Please ensure that your post is in character, contains dialogue, and conforms to standard guidelines of the English language:
Connor and Ramirez stood on the cliffs of Scottland, the sun setting behind them. Ramirez unsheathed his katana as Connor did the same with his Celtic longsword.
"Now. Come at me with a reverse-cross-parry."
Connor readied his sword, and did so. Ramirez blocked with his katana and the two stood in sword-lock.
"I am going to teach you how to counter this move, lad."
"Impossible. The reverse-cross-parry cannot be countered. It can only be blocked."
Ramirez shook his head in dissapointment.
"Have ye still not learned a thing, lad?"
Ramirez suddenly planted a boot in the ribs of a stunned Connor MacLeod, sending him stumbling backwards.
"Ha,ha,ha! You look like quite the jackass, MacLeod. Ye should pay more attention to yer training."
Connor smiled as he tried to catch his breath. Then he came at Ramirez with a low-sweep-frontal slash. Ramirez took a step to the side, pivoted 150 degrees on his left heel, and hit Connor in the small of his back with the hilt of his katana.
Are there any attached NPC's that you will require for your character?
Just Ramirez.
How many times per day do you plan on posting in character?:
As much as time will allow.
What, if anything, can you bring to this RPG?
Experienced role-playing and Sean Connery.
Do you know how to post pictures on the boards?

Yep.