Lord of the Advice: Return of the King of Relationships

[amazingfantasy15]

So all is well believe it or not in my world. I am NOT over reacting and have actually listened to some good advice.

Fling girl is testing me to see if I have any of the qualities that let to her husband and her divorcing. For example, if she wants to get together and I have work assignments to complete, then I have to refuse her. But if she wants to get together and I have some other pressing need and cannot see her, then she will see this as a pattern. It will signal to her that she is not a priority in my life and she will bolt. She just wants to know that I care about her and will listen to her feelings and make her a priority in my life. Generally speaking, woman are insecure creatures.

SO I am relaxing and enjoying what I have. I now text fling girl everyday. And see her a few times a week. So far, so good. Cant believe things are actually working out!

Have you actually talked to her about this or is it just a feeling you have? Funny how you're still calling her fling girl and feel you're still being tested. I'm just wondering if you're talking to her about these issues you're having, you sound like the insecure one in the relationship.

 

[Dreadstar]

Yes, we have worked things out and I call her fling girl because you will not know who I am talking about

 

[MrWayne]

It would be rather amusing if Fling girl was actually a poster on SHH and has been following this thread with much interest... lol

 

[Nell2ThaIzzay]

It's called "Getting older". And what Optimus said.

Ha! Love how you associated this with Nell, and not Nave. Like it's assumed he chronically *********est:.

Hey wtf is going on here???

lol

 

[Optimus_Prime_]

Okay guys, since the ladies got detailed...

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...how many times have you given her an o before you did. I was told five and seven before (separate occasions). I think I counted 8 once but that could be my ego talking.

 

[Anita18]

it was originally depression, loss of appetite, and then i started running because that was the only thing that felt good.

thing is i know i'm supposed to get sleepy after climax but it just seems more so now than it was before. i dont think depression is the reason for that, right?

Speaking from experience...I tend to have low appetite too unless I literally get myself to eat more than usual. It's a pattern. If I go one day eating practically nothing, the next few days I won't feel hungry. I have to remind myself to EAT MORE so my appetite goes up again.

So all is well believe it or not in my world. I am NOT over reacting and have actually listened to some good advice.

Fling girl is testing me to see if I have any of the qualities that let to her husband and her divorcing. For example, if she wants to get together and I have work assignments to complete, then I have to refuse her. But if she wants to get together and I have some other pressing need and cannot see her, then she will see this as a pattern. It will signal to her that she is not a priority in my life and she will bolt. She just wants to know that I care about her and will listen to her feelings and make her a priority in my life. Generally speaking, woman are insecure creatures.

Funny that, coming from you.

She just knows what she wants and doesn't want. Some women are fine with husbands who work a lot. My mom is one of them. Other women wouldn't be okay with that, and fling girl seems to be one of those. -shrug-

I have learned something new today, and it brings me great relief as I sometimes get the occasional canker sore but never cold sores. Are canker sores contagious?

No, just a bodily reaction to various injuries to the mouth.

Okay guys, since the ladies got detailed...

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...how many times have you given her and o before you did. I was told five and seven before (separate occasions). I think I counted 8 once but that could be my ego talking.

...what? It's "an" instead of "and," right?

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Whatever your number my bf beats all of you, although it's because his plumbing works slow. Whatever, not complaining.

 

[Optimus_Prime_]

Yeah, auto-correct on my phone. Mine was slow, when I had my operation nerve damage made it real slow for a while.

 

[MrWayne]

Speaking from experience...I tend to have low appetite too unless I literally get myself to eat more than usual. It's a pattern. If I go one day eating practically nothing, the next few days I won't feel hungry. I have to remind myself to EAT MORE so my appetite goes up again.


Funny that, coming from you.

She just knows what she wants and doesn't want. Some women are fine with husbands who work a lot. My mom is one of them. Other women wouldn't be okay with that, and fling girl seems to be one of those. -shrug-


No, just a bodily reaction to various injuries to the mouth.


...what? It's "an" instead of "and," right?

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Whatever your number my bf beats all of you, although it's because his plumbing works slow. Whatever, not complaining.

I think Anita's BF is a porn star.

 

[hopefuldreamer]

I can't even fathom multiple orgasms...

 

[The Guard]

It's not about numbers

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but my personal best is 18 with my former girlfriend/fiancee/wife, the day after we moved in together. We lost count after 18, and after that (and frankly before that) it wasn't fun anymore. It was like four hours of nonstop friction.

After awhile, I find you have to space it out or they just can't do it anymore, and then I get tired or bored and don't bother to continue.

As far as multiple, that happens fairly often. And the girl I dated before my current girlfriend...every man should encounter one of her, and every girl should get to be her for a day. I don't think she ever stopped, honestly. She just had these continuous ones right from the word go (which had little to do with me, I think).

 

[Anita18]

I think Anita's BF is a porn star.

He can't do it on cue, unfortunately, which you would need.

Actually that would be really really hilarious if he could.

OH were you talking about at once?

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I actually can't handle more than 2, which are usually in quick succession so it's more like one really long one. Like guys, I get tired and want to cuddle.

 

[Optimus_Prime_]

My 'unconfirmed' high number, I just got bored after about two hours. Went to sleep. Finished myself when I woke up. - morning sex not *********ion.

 

[knowsbleed]

Okay guys, since the ladies got detailed...

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...how many times have you given her an o before you did. I was told five and seven before (separate occasions). I think I counted 8 once but that could be my ego talking.

That's something I have never tried to put a number to. I don't think I'd even want to... ignorance is bliss and whatnot. There have been several times where she'd climax once or more times and I didn't... time/fatigue/outside interference/dog looking being the causes for unfinished business.

 

[Anita18]

That's something I have never tried to put a number to. I don't think I'd even want to... ignorance is bliss and whatnot. There have been several times where she'd climax once or more times and I didn't... time/fatigue/outside interference/dog looking being the causes for unfinished business.

I don't think the dog is judging you or anything. Our cat insists on sleeping in the far corner of the bed when we're doing our thing. We sometimes try to kick him off but he just gets back on.

 

[hopefuldreamer]

I think that depends on the pet

My old dog had a really expressionfull face. I swear, every time I smoked, she judged me

She was also one of those dogs that if you tried to do the fake throw the ball, she'd just give you this 'do I look like an idiot' expression. Awww I miss her

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Okay guys, since the ladies got detailed...

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...how many times have you given her an o before you did. I was told five and seven before (separate occasions). I think I counted 8 once but that could be my ego talking.

Over 9,000!!!

 

[Anita18]

I think that depends on the pet

My old dog had a really expressionfull face. I swear, every time I smoked, she judged me

She was also one of those dogs that if you tried to do the fake throw the ball, she'd just give you this 'do I look like an idiot' expression. Awww I miss her

Cats ALWAYS have the "I'm totally judging you" face. You just get used to it.

 

[hopefuldreamer]

Cats ALWAYS have the "I'm totally judging you" face. You just get used to it.

Yeah I guess most of them do. Though i've lived with some lovely, non judgemental cats

 

[amazingfantasy15]

That's something I have never tried to put a number to. I don't think I'd even want to... ignorance is bliss and whatnot. There have been several times where she'd climax once or more times and I didn't... time/fatigue/outside interference/dog looking being the causes for unfinished business.

That's the worst, tried giving our dog a treat last night, but she finished it while I was still "preheating the oven". The mood was pretty much instantly killed once the dog started to bark.

 

[Optimus_Prime_]

Cats ALWAYS have the "I'm totally judging you" face. You just get used to it.

My cat does

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First time I had sex he demanded to be in the room, because he won't be apart from me. He follows me everywhere. So we were trying to get going and he starts meowing at the door. So I let him in.

He was very curious about the oral. He just walked around her head while I was on my back and I had to push him off. Rajon Rondo (that's my cat's name) was being a nusance, so I kicked him off. He came back.

When she was on top he kept trying to stick his hand in between her and I as she was riding me. He just stick his paw in, then quickly take it out before she came down, then in, then back, then in, then back. So eventually we just kicked him out.

He never really judged me for that, but when she spent the night Rondo got very mad about sharing a bed. He also didn't like her sleeping on top of me because he sleeps on me, and it's clear he's a little possessive of his Dad.

 

[Anita18]

Yeah I guess most of them do. Though i've lived with some lovely, non judgemental cats

Oh, Mickey is a very nice cat. Never eats anything he isn't supposed to, nor does he play with anything he isn't supposed to (95% of the time) so he's a very easy-going cat. He still has that "totally judging you" face sometimes, though, he can't help it. And he still insists on being on the bed when we do our thing. Doesn't get in our way though, he just likes being around people.

My cat does

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First time I had sex he demanded to be in the room, because he won't be apart from me. He follows me everywhere. So we were trying to get going and he starts meowing at the door. So I let him in.

He was very curious about the oral. He just walked around her head while I was on my back and I had to push him off. Rajon Rondo (that's my cat's name) was being a nusance, so I kicked him off. He came back.

When she was on top he kept trying to stick his hand in between her and I as she was riding me. He just stick his paw in, then quickly take it out before she came down, then in, then back, then in, then back. So eventually we just kicked him out.

He never really judged me for that, but when she spent the night Rondo got very mad about sharing a bed. He also didn't like her sleeping on top of me because he sleeps on me, and it's clear he's a little possessive of his Dad.

Your cat is HILARIOUS.

 

[Schlosser85]

I...kind of want your cat.

 

[knowsbleed]

Cats... evil dressed in fur. I couldn't imagine being in the same room with one during the act. I"d be too terrified.

 

[Optimus_Prime_]

This is Rajon Rondo.

 

[Anita18]

Cats... evil dressed in fur. I couldn't imagine being in the same room with one during the act. I"d be too terrified.

But Mickey just wants to sleep on us! Some cats have simple needs.