Lord of the Advice: Return of the King of Relationships

[Erzengel]

SO THERE YOU HAVE IT! HAVE FUN EATING CROW! BOY, its No wonder some of you HAVE not even a sniff of a female!

I had sex yesterday. How are you?

 

[knowsbleed]

How was it?

 

[Darthphere]

Guys he was right all along! That girl is totally ok with him sexually assaulting her! WHY AREN'T THEY MARRIED YET?!

 

[Erzengel]

How was it?

Violent.

 

[Dreadstar]

Guys he was right all along! That girl is totally ok with him sexually assaulting her! WHY AREN'T THEY MARRIED YET?!

It was flirting! And she was into it! t:

 

[Darthphere]

So you guys are ****ing now on a regular basis right?

 

[knowsbleed]

They are totally groping all the time now. Why did you censor it?

 

[Darthphere]

Well I said ****ing because that level of "flirting" usually leads to ****ing. Consensual or not.

 

[knowsbleed]

That's why marriage is a good idea for these two, if she's his wife and she's asleep... it doesn't count.

 

[Anita18]

That's why marriage is a good idea for these two, if she's his wife and she's asleep... it doesn't count.

 

[knowsbleed]

That was obviously a joke, Anita.



He can do that even if they're not married.

 

[Anita18]

That was obviously a joke, Anita.



He can do that even if they're not married.

I know, that's why I didn't send the full lynch mob and only went for a funny emoticon.

 

[knowsbleed]

Violent.

Isn't that the best kind?

 

[Dreadstar]

So you guys are ****ing now on a regular basis right?

NO, we are not. It takes time to seduce her. The universe will provide the time and place. Forcing it will spoil everything. YOU CANT FORCE IT! Just like a QB forcing the ball to their stud receiver when they are NOT open, that never works and usually results in a pic 6!

I 100% believe this.

 

[Erzengel]

Isn't that the best kind?

If there aren't tears during sex, you aren't doing it right.

 

[Erzengel]

NO, we are not. It takes time to seduce her. The universe will provide the time and place. Forcing it will spoil everything. YOU CANT FORCE IT! Just like a QB forcing the ball to their stud receiver when they are NOT open, that never works and usually results in a pic 6!

I 100% believe this.

Pfft. I can force a ball into double coverage with a Safety closing in.

 

[Darthphere]

NO, we are not. It takes time to seduce her. The universe will provide the time and place. Forcing it will spoil everything. YOU CANT FORCE IT! Just like a QB forcing the ball to their stud receiver when they are NOT open, that never works and usually results in a pic 6!

I 100% believe this.

It seems like forcing things isn't really an issue for you. You know how you forced your dick on her body when you dry humped her. Kind of like that. I would guess once she allows you to dry hump her and she was "ok with it" as you love to say, seduction is over and ****ing should commence.


You know unless you made everything up and you're just some creepy pervert.

 

[knowsbleed]

NO, we are not. It takes time to seduce her. The universe will provide the time and place. Forcing it will spoil everything. YOU CANT FORCE IT! Just like a QB forcing the ball to their stud receiver when they are NOT open, that never works and usually results in a pic 6!

I 100% believe this.

Pfft. I can force a ball into double coverage with a Safety closing in.

It seems like forcing things isn't really an issue for you. You know how you forced your dick on her body when you dry humped her. Kind of like that. I would guess once she allows you to dry hump her and she was "ok with it" as you love to say, seduction is over and ****ing should commence.


You know unless you made everything up and you're just some creepy pervert.

The force is strong with this one.

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

Isn't that the best kind?

Yes it is.

Oh, wait.

 

[Anita18]

NO, we are not. It takes time to seduce her. The universe will provide the time and place. Forcing it will spoil everything. YOU CANT FORCE IT! Just like a QB forcing the ball to their stud receiver when they are NOT open, that never works and usually results in a pic 6!

I 100% believe this.

And once you do...then what? Ditch fling girl for the young thing? Hope that comic girl doesn't ditch you similarly for someone her own age later on, or hope that both don't ditch you for finding out you've been sleeping with another woman?

Sounds like a plan.

 

[Dreadstar]

And once you do...then what? Ditch fling girl for the young thing? Hope that comic girl doesn't ditch you similarly for someone her own age later on, or hope that both don't ditch you for finding out you've been sleeping with another woman?

Sounds like a plan.

Honestly, I have no idea. Date comic chick for 3 months, then if things move along swimmingly, ask her to move in with me. I have NO plan after that, will just cross that bridge when I come to it.

 

[The Guard]

So...the girl who was fine with a nice forced dryhump still needs to be seduced?

 

[Anita18]

Honestly, I have no idea. Date comic chick for 3 months, then if things move along swimmingly, ask her to move in with me. I have NO plan after that, will just cross that bridge when I come to it.

Why not ditch fling girl now so you aren't exerting extra effort when it's clear you don't really care for her? I don't get it.

Oooh, you're a manly man since you can hump two women at once. (Albeit one of them with clothes on, although for some reason you're chasing the one you haven't boinked yet.) Is that it?

Does comic girl know about your undergarment preferences? If she doesn't and you tell her (or she finds out if/when you get her in the sack) and she thinks it's gross, then you're stuck with the old hag.

 

[Optimus_Prime_]

It really takes no time to seduce someone. I pretty much know whether or not someone finds me attractive, even if we're "just friends". Sure, sometimes certain situations take longer but you can always tell, and it's not because of forced dry humping either. Your stories lack subtlety.

 

[Dreadstar]

Yes, comic chick knows about my fashion sense. And according to everyone here, I will never be in that situation, so I need no plan.

I continue on with fling girl, why would I not? Why give up something real for something that is not yet there if ever it will be? (according to everyone here)