Lounge Artemis

[squeekness]

Aussie?

 

[Guts]

I realised today that i can tell anyones nationality just by looking at them

What that reminds me of.
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[Fading]

I realised today that i can tell anyones nationality just by looking at them

[Yt]eDLBtqs-oMs[/MEDIA]

Trump beat ya to it.

 

[C. Lee]

What nationality is this guy?

Looks like a Hatarian.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Looks like a Hatarian.

Technically that's what the parasite slowly eating his brain is called, yes. They get increased control of their victims as time goes on. Eventually they just start babbling nonsense due to the consumption of the speech center.

 

[Reek]

I'd say he's got a bit of Marklar in him

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

 

[Guts]

Anyone want to join the space force?

 

[squeekness]

Anyone want to join the space force?

Unless we get around in hover lounge chairs I'm probably too old.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Anyone want to join the space force?

I can't commit to it full time but I'll join the Space Force Reserves.


Space Force Active Duty.

Space Force Reserves.

 

[Schlosser85]

 

[Reek]

I started a space force about 25 years ago. I've seen things you people can't even comprehend. I once saw a creature obsessed with Sia. It had 16 fangs, tentacles, and smelled like wasabi mayonnaise.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

I started a space force about 25 years ago. I've seen things you people can't even comprehend. I once saw a creature obsessed with Sia. It had 16 fangs, tentacles, and smelled like wasabi mayonnaise.

File footage of Reek's capture mission of said creature in 1998.

Spoiler

 

[Fading]

I started a space force about 25 years ago. I've seen things you people can't even comprehend. I once saw a creature obsessed with Sia. It had 16 fangs, tentacles, and smelled like wasabi mayonnaise.

Huh, that's odd. I have tentacles, and smell like wasabi mayonnaise. I have 17 fangs though. 16 is just weird. Maybe you met my cousin Courtney Love.

(I struggled to think of a celebrity that smelled like mayo, then she popped into mind)

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Huh, that's odd. I have tentacles, and smell like wasabi mayonnaise. I have 17 fangs though. 16 is just weird. Maybe you met my cousin Courtney Love.

(I struggled to think of a celebrity that smelled like mayo, then she popped into mind)

Actually... She smells more than decent up close. If anything, she's got a strange allure when she's sober. She lived at the building I worked at for about 10 months.

 

[Fading]

Actually... She smells more than decent up close. If anything, she's got a strange allure when she's sober. She lived at the building I worked at for about 10 months.

Well, that was an odd coincidence.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Well, that was an odd coincidence.

Trust me... It got even odder. If you want details PM me. It was to say the least, a strange, nearly year of my life.

 

[Fading]

Trust me... It got even odder. If you want details PM me. It was to say the least, a strange, nearly year of my life.

It's cool. Just if I mention Gary Busy later on, and you say you were roommates once, I'm going to start questioning your choices in life.

Obviously joking. Living with a celebrity in the building sounds either like fun, or someone you expect to be an obnoxious neighbor.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

It's cool. Just if I mention Gary Busy later on, and you say you were roommates once, I'm going to start questioning your choices in life.

Obviously joking. Living with a celebrity in the building sounds either like fun, or someone you expect to be an obnoxious neighbor.

At my job since 2001. In that time there have been all types of famous folk in and out of the building. Lachlan Murdoch, Rupert's son lived here. David Bowie and his wife Iman, Debra Messing, Tom Brady, Padma Lakshmi, and Sienna Miller to name a few. My experience has been that, yup, they are "just like us". Some are extremely sweet, humble, gregarious, nice people. Others... Not so much. Hugh Jackman lived here maybe a little less than the amount Love did and it was the complete opposite of what I went through with Courtney. He and his wife and kids were just the absolute nicest family you'll ever meet.

 

[Fading]

At my job since 2001. In that time there have been all types of famous folk in and out of the building. Lachlan Murdoch, Rupert's son lived here. David Bowie and his wife Iman, Debra Messing, Tom Brady, Padma Lakshmi, and Sienna Miller to name a few. My experience has been that, yup, they are "just like us". Some are extremely sweet, humble, gregarious, nice people. Others... Not so much. Hugh Jackman lived here maybe a little less than the amount Love did and it was the complete opposite of what I went through with Courtney. He and his wife and kids were just the absolute nicest family you'll ever meet.

Awesome. I'm not a celebrity worshipper, or anything, but sounds like you got some nice stories, and memories out of the experience. Closest I've got is autograph sessions, and concerts. Plus you got to meet David Bowie before he passed away.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Awesome. I'm not a celebrity worshipper, or anything, but sounds like you got some nice stories, and memories out of the experience. Closest I've got is autograph sessions, and concerts. Plus you got to meet David Bowie before he passed away.

I held the door as they brought his body out. It was... surreal. Thing was, as the concierge at night I had not seen him for a long time and didn't even know how seriously ill he was until literally the week before he passed when in passing conversation I asked about him. Another employee from the daytime shift said he was looking progressively worse the last few months and doctors and medical equipment had been going to and from the apartment. Just a few days later I at the job when a black SUV pulls up front. I let the driver in and that's when the driver said they were here to pick up a body. I knew then it must have happened, but if I hadn't have asked about him before I'm not sure how I would have responded to someone asking to come pick up a body. What's more... The driver and the other person with her didn't know they were picking up Bowie at the time.

I can't make out like we were close friends or anything but David was always decent to the staff and he was generous tipper during the holiday season. He was hardly the party/sex god of his youth when I was around him and he was quite the home body. If he and his wife got wild it wasn't at the building. As the overnight guy as you can imagine I get a peek into folks that live here's lives that the day staff have no idea about.

 

[Ruth Fisher]

What nationality is this guy?

It doesnt really work just by looking at a photo. I need to see then in real life. He looks norwegian tho

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

 

[Reek]

i got an invite to join a group called the reekoning... i looked at the members and 99% of them hate me.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

i got an invite to join a group
... i looked at the members and 99% of them hate me.

Worst assassination attempt ever.