Marvel Solicitations For June 2008

[TheCorpulent1]

I don't even know who I'd want to be EiC after Joe Q goes away. Maybe Claremont? He still has some good ideas, even if he can't execute them to save his life anymore.

 

[Egotastic]

He's too old and unhealthy. That's a bad combo for a job like that. I'll take Cebulski.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Oh yeah, Cebulski would rule.

 

[Egotastic]

I know, that's why I said it. I should really be in charge of something.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

EiC Chooser, 2008.

 

[Egotastic]

Awesome. That's so much better than a Super Delegate.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

You're not a Super Delegate.

Are you?

 

[Egotastic]

The world may never know.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Vote for Snoopy.

 

[Egotastic]

If he were on my ballot, I would have.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Woodstock for VP.

 

[Egotastic]

I wonder what having a mute President would be like...

 

[TheCorpulent1]

It would probably be pretty great, I think.

 

[Egotastic]

But how would we understand the partisan rhetoric?

 

[TheCorpulent1]

There wouldn't be any. Snoopy would go down in history as the Great Uniter.

 

[Egotastic]

Snoopy's sort of crazy, though.

 

[Spider-Gamer]

The whole world will do the Snoopy dance.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Snoopy's sort of crazy, though.

Crazy like a president.

 

[Egotastic]

Yeah, the more I think about, the less and less presidential Snoopy seems to be. I mean, the guy rides around on his doghouse shooting down enemy planes. Presidents don't do that, not U.S. Presidents, anyway. U.S. Presidents avoid combat and send others to fight for them.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

You're just too brainwashed by the current status quo to accept a change for a new and better tomorrow.

 

[Egotastic]

Haha. You're too naive to accept that a change for a new and and brighter tomorrow is just a way to get you to vote for the same status quo.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

You just don't like Snoopy 'cause he's black!

 

[Egotastic]

Ah, the race card. Where would ignorant America be without it?

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Still ignorant but less offensive?

 

[Egotastic]

The only reason you'd vote for Snoopy in the first place is because he's black.