Marvel Wish Corruption

[Kitsune]

Granted but to do this they simply make all of their titles Annuals ONLY.


I wish Jar Jar binks was in the Marvel U.

Granted but milliions of angry marvel fans will show up at your door and force you to watch Norbit over and over as punishment.

I wish marvel will do an adult comic about the sexual adventures of She-Hulk. Other Marvel females would frequently guest star, and Frank Cho would do the artwork.

 

[ang_hulk]

fine but she will be living with aids and most other stds but gamma powerd to the point where she has to fight some off like spidey would the symbiot.She also gets sexually confused and starts doing a bunch of womens lib stuff and challenges caps leadership of the avengers.Frank would do the art but end up doing the book as his last for obvious reasons.

Id love to see marvels super heros do a book about getting the planet in order,like sending trash to space and other demensions and the negative zone and helping out alot more to save cities money so people dont have to work as much.Kinda settling out the planet you know?

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Granted, but then Marvel's comics become as boring as you'd expect anything set on a perfect world to be.

I wish pizza didn't give me heartburn.

 

[Darthphere]

Granted, but then Marvel's comics become as boring as you'd expect anything set on a perfect world to be.

I wish pizza didn't give me heartburn.

Granted, you get a heart attack instead and die.


I wish GAH would blow himself up and die, forever with no chance of coming back.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Granted, but he does so in the Marvel universe, where "no chance of coming back" means he'll be back within 12 issues (but those 12 issues will be spread over the course of at least 3 years, so you'll get some respite from him, at least).

I wish I were an Oscar-Meyer weiner.

 

[GOODT!MES]

Granted. Only you still have nerves and can feel all the pain when you're eaten and digested by a 9 year old with dull teeth that make him chew his food more than is normally necessary.

I wish Iron Man wore his Ultimate armor in the 616 continuity.

 

[Anubis]

Granted, but Iron Man wears his Ultimate Armor in the 616 continuity.....

I wish 616 Colossus was gay like his Ultimate counter part.

 

[GOODT!MES]

Granted, but Iron Aids takes over the planet, painfully killing absolutely everyone by randomly turning white blood cells into solid iron.

I wish The Void and Mastermind never existed.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Granted, but the Void's already been neutered and no one really cares about Mastermind anyway.

I wish Beta Ray Bill's Omega Flight costume didn't look so crappy.

 

[Anubis]

Granted, he now dresses like a giant horse faced Smurf.


I wish the Invisible Woman would leave Reed for Namor.

 

[Kitsune]

Granted, but Iron Aids takes over the planet, painfully killing absolutely everyone by randomly turning white blood cells into solid iron.

I wish The Void and Mastermind never existed.

Granted, but since they are fictional characters, they already have never existed.

I wish that both Marvel and DC would stop killing off good character only to bring them back when a new editorial team shows up.

 

[bored]

Granted, he now dresses like a giant horse faced Smurf.


I wish the Invisible Woman would leave Reed for Namor.

Granted, but Reed finds solace in the arms of Hank Pym.


I wish Wolverine's hair didn't look so ridiculous.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Granted, but he takes to wearing a frilly pink dress instead, out of the subconscious knowledge that he's become an utterly ridiculous character and he needs to express that overtly somehow.

I wish Iron Man weren't such a *****ebag.

 

[Anubis]

Granted, but he becomes a shut in whose afraid of germs, lets his hair and finger nails grow insanely long, and wears tissue boxes for shoes.

I wish Beast was back to his human beast look from when he was first created.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Granted, but that look is lame.

I wish Beast were back in his blue, humanoid ape form from when he was first transformed.

 

[Anubis]

Granted, but that look is stupid


I wish Emma Frost was having an affair with Beast.

 

[bored]

Granted, but that look is stupid


I wish Emma Frost was having an affair with Beast.

Granted, but then that means a blue cat-monster is getting better tail (no pun intended) than most other characters.


I wish Cap would go to Las Vegas for a fun weekend.

 

[Anubis]

Granted, but he loses all his money and has to blow a guy for a ham sandwich.


I wish all the hardcore Hulk fans had horrible bleeding hemroids

 

[Kitsune]

Granted, but he loses all his money and has to blow a guy for a ham sandwich.


I wish all the hardcore Hulk fans had horrible bleeding hemroids

Granted, but you have to listen to them ***** about it.

I wish that the DACMAN and crew would shut up about the stupid "Name one hero or villian who can defeat the Hulk" thread.

 

[GOODT!MES]

Granted, but now they overrun the hype with "Could Captain America beat Batman" threads. Again.

I wish Magneto was crippled instead of Professor X.

 

[Kitsune]

Granted, but now they overrun the hype with "Could Captain America beat Batman" threads. Again.

I wish Magneto was crippled instead of Professor X.

Granted but he becomes the hero again and Professor X becomes a villian.


I wish Darth and Leaguer would shut up about Hal Jordan. It gets old.

 

[Anubis]

Granted, but they simply start going on and on about how much Rodimus Prime sucks.

I wish Wakanda was a real country.

 

[Lt. Figgnuts]

Granted, but they simply start going on and on about how much Rodimus Prime sucks.

I wish Wakanda was a real country.

Granted, but that means if Wakanda isn't on our side when World War III comes 'round, we all disintegrate from having our asses kicked so badly.

I wish Latveria was a real country.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Granted, but Dr. Doom takes over the world and oppresses you under his iron fist.

I wish Hal Jordan and Rodimus Prime didn't suck so much.

 

[GOODT!MES]

Granted, now they only suck instead of sucking ass.

I wish the Avengers featured an entirely Hispanic cast of characters.