Marvel Wish Corruption

[LouFerignoDemon]

Granted, but then he'd be straight, and you'd be all alone.

I wish my bike didn't get destroyed in that explosion I intentionally caused to destroy my bike.

 

[Anubis]

Granted, you begin reading the works of such celebrated authors as david beckham. Your IQ drops a hundred points.


I wish bendis was on a dc exclusive contract

Granted, he goes on to write some of his best works. He changes the face of comics putting it on a whole other level of popularity. He then signs a DC exclusive for life, which later leads to Marvel going out of business and being bought out by Time/Warner. Bendis says in an interview after winning his seventh Pulitzer, "you know, if Marvel had just kept me around one more month, I coulda done all this with them, and maybe they'd still be around. I miss Spider-Man."

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Granted, but then he'd be straight, and you'd be all alone.

I wish my bike didn't get destroyed in that explosion I intentionally caused to destroy my bike.

Granted, but then you'd have a crappy, busted-up bike and you'd look like a 'tard because you couldn't even destroy a bike effectively.

I wish this thread could go on forever.

 

[hippy fascist]

Granted, but then he'd be straight, and you'd be all alone.

I wish my bike didn't get destroyed in that explosion I intentionally caused to destroy my bike.

Granted, you are destroyed in the explosion while your bike goes on to live a happy life


I wish there was a cowboy that was frozen in time but got thawed out in the modern world

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

Granted, but then you'll see more of my posts in it.

I wish Tropico would be man enough to come to my birthday party. (That's right, low shots now.)

 

[Anubis]

Granted, you are destroyed in the explosion while your bike goes on to live a happy life


I wish there was a cowboy that was frozen in time but got thawed out in the modern world

Granted, but he is killed in a shoot out with police after he gunned down a black man for kissing a white woman on the bus.

I wish the Boys were in the Marvel Universe.

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

Granted, you are destroyed in the explosion while your bike goes on to live a happy life


I wish there was a cowboy that was frozen in time but got thawed out in the modern world

Not if that bike knew that there was a detonator attatched to my heart, resulting in a secondary explosion in that bike.

 

[hippy fascist]

Granted, but he is killed in a shoot out with police after he gunned down a black man for kissing a white woman on the bus.

 

[hippy fascist]

Granted, but he is killed in a shoot out with police after he gunned down a black man for kissing a white woman on the bus.

I wish the Boys were in the Marvel Universe.

Granted, but darth would cry


I wish garth ennis were EIC at marvel comics

 

[Anubis]

Granted, but then you'll see more of my posts in it.

I wish Tropico would be man enough to come to my birthday party. (That's right, low shots now.)

Granted, but he shows up drunk and spends the evening making out with your sister.

I wish you could forgive me for saying that...

 

[bored]

Granted, but he is killed in a shoot out with police after he gunned down a black man for kissing a white woman on the bus.

I wish the Boys were in the Marvel Universe.

Granted, but T.O. is the leader.


I wish that all the national stereotypes created as international heroes in the 80s were still around. And yes, I did enjoy the issue of "Fantastic Four" where Thing went to France.

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

Granted, but he shows up drunk and spends the evening making out with your sister.

I wish you could forgive me for saying that...

My forgiveness doesn't extend that far.

 

[Killgore]

Granted, but T.O. is the leader.


I wish that all the national stereotypes created as international heroes in the 80s were still around. And yes, I did enjoy the issue of "Fantastic Four" where Thing went to France.

Granted. But they're all a bunch of eurotrash losers sitting around in cafes drinking lattes while listening to Krafrtwerk.

I wish McFarline would draw Spidey again.

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

Granted. But they're all a bunch of eurotrash losers sitting around in cafes drinking lattes.

I wish McFarline would draw Spidey again.

You have something to say about my country? Say it to my face. j/k

Granted, except it'll be filled with crappy Venom.

I wish there was a clone Loki. We'd call him Cloki.

 

[Killgore]

You have something to say about my country? Say it to my face. j/k

Granted, except it'll be filled with crappy Venom.

I wish there was a clone Loki. We'd call him Cloki.

Granted. Except you have to wait five years since it happens in the spectacular crossover event "The War of 2012".


I wish Ultimate Hulk VS Wolverine would finally finish it's belated run.

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

Granted, except that means that UW is just as powerful as 616W, and it would trigger UW being in every freaking UM comic, as well as his own.

I wish I had new headphones.

 

[Killgore]

Granted. Except they olny play Justin Timberlake at full volume.

I wish I wish I wish I was a fish.

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

Granted, but then I catch you for the sole purpose of examining your organs.

I wish Justin Timberlake was dead.

 

[Killgore]

Granted. But Tom Cruise is granted immortality.

I wish Stan Lee didn't jump the shark.

 

[Speedball]

Granted, He falls into the sharks mouth instead, and is eaten.

I wish Marvel would make a Lord of the Rings comic.

 

[bored]

Granted, He falls into the sharks mouth instead, and is eaten.

I wish Marvel would make a Lord of the Rings comic.

Granted, but it would include the painfully dull second half of "ROTK" that they wisely kept out of the movie.

I wish Iron Man and Captain America would reconcile by beating up Klansmen.

 

[Killgore]

Granted. But it turns out that it wasn't a Klansman but a kid dressed as a scary ghost for Halloween.

I wish Ultimate X-Men didn't suck.

 

[Ultra-Herald9]

Granted. But it turns out that it wasn't a Klansman but a kid dressed as a scary ghost for Halloween.

I wish Ultimate X-Men didn't suck.

Granted.

Gambit returns from the dead and the series becomes great. Then the Hulk eats them all ending the series.

I wish Daredevil and Punisher had a series together Hal/Ollie style.

 

[Artistsean]

Granted.

Gambit returns from the dead and the series becomes great. Then the Hulk eats them all ending the series.

I wish Daredevil and Punisher had a series together Hal/Ollie style.

Granted but there are problems sending the comics to the comic stores. The boxes will not seal, the mail man gets shot to death, and the stamps are in the wrong denomination. Good luck getting your comic sucker.

I wish that City of Heroes had a make your own hero on the internet like UGO.com's Hero Machine.

 

[bored]

Granted but there are problems sending the comics to the comic stores. The boxes will not seal, the mail man gets shot to death, and the stamps are in the wrong denomination. Good luck getting your comic sucker.

I wish that City of Heroes had a make your own hero on the internet like UGO.com's Hero Machine.

Granted, but they would all have to have ascots on their costumes.


I wish Joe Q was DC's EIC, not Marvel's.