Marvel Wish Corruption

[Darthphere]

Granted, catch is...bad writing


I wish wolverine would die...and stay dead

Granted, Marvel goes bankrupt.


I wish Gambit was cool-er.

 

[Brainiac 8]

Darth, your too quick.

 

[hippy fascist]

Granted, Marvel goes bankrupt.


I wish Gambit was cool-er.

granted, he died a really cool death saving kittens from drowning in the midst of hurricane katrina


I wish brian bendis would suffer a stroke and be forced to give up writing "comics"

 

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edit: dammit

 

[Doc Destruction]

Granted, Marvel goes bankrupt.


I wish Gambit was cool-er.

Granted, he now has Ice abilities.

I wish JMS never started writing Spider-Man.

 

[Doc Destruction]

Granted, but now he's Iceman.


I wish "Planet Hulk" would go on a bit longer.

Hooah! Great minds...

 

[Darthphere]

granted, he died a really cool death saving kittens from drowning in the midst of hurricane katrina


I wish brian bendis would suffer a stroke and be forced to give up writing "comics"

Granted, he has a stroke while driving and kills you.


I wish The Sentry wasn't written so lame.

 

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granted, he died a really cool death saving kittens from drowning in the midst of hurricane katrina


I wish brian bendis would suffer a stroke and be forced to give up writing "comics"

Granted, but Spider-Woman would fade into obscu... er... Luke Cage... the Avengers would "Earth's Mightiest Heroes" again.... no... "USM" would be readable.... How about this: he would transfer his awfulness to Dan Slott.


I wish "Planet Hulk" went on a bit longer.

 

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Granted, he has a stroke while driving and kills you.


I wish The Sentry wasn't written so lame.

I hate you, Darth.



Granted, but now everyone else is awful.


NOW, my "PH" wish.

 

[hippy fascist]

Granted, he has a stroke while driving and kills you.


I wish The Sentry wasn't written so lame.

Granted...but marvel hires an up and coming tv writer for the series so you only get 2 issues per year

I want dan slott on spider-man monthly

 

[blud_knight]

Granted, catch is...bad writing


I wish wolverine would die...and stay dead

granted. catch is he got shaddow cat preggers first

I wish stark industies would go public and tony is bought out

 

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I wish people would keep going in sequence .

 

[hippy fascist]

This thread has descended into ANARCHY!!!!

 

[Brainiac 8]

It didn't take long did it?

 

[supermarvelman]

granted. catch is he got shaddow cat preggers first

I wish stark industies would go public and tony is bought out

Granted, catch is he runs for President of the United States and wins.

I wish Omega Flight becomes an ongoing.

 

[Darthphere]

Granted, catch is he runs for President of the United States and wins.

I wish Omega Flight becomes an ongoing.

Granted, its cancelled an issue later.


I wish Deadpool died, permanently.

 

[supermarvelman]

Granted, but Weapon X cloned him, so he lives again.

I wish Flash was part of Marvel.

 

[blud_knight]

Granted, its cancelled an issue later.


I wish Deadpool died, permanently.

granted catch is he died killing franklin richards

I wish Mr. Fantastic would go on a murdering rampage

 

[supermarvelman]

Granted, but Weapon X cloned him from a piece of hair, so he lives again even crazier than before.

I wish Flash was part of Marvel.

 

[Brainiac 8]

Granted, catch is...bad writing


I wish wolverine would die...and stay dead

granted, but X-23 now replaces him on all titles.


Since everyone else is just randomly answering them all in no particular order, I figured I would too.

 

[blud_knight]

granted catch is he has to trade places with Cyclops.

I wish x-men disbanded

 

[Artistsean]

Granted, but after a few months of failed solo books and alot of sitting around on their couches the X-Men get back together with even more mutants this time.

I wish Marvel would stop killing off characters just to kill them off and boost sales.

 

[Brainiac 8]

Granted, but after a few months of failed solo books and alot of sitting around on their couches the X-Men get back together with even more mutants this time.

I wish Marvel would stop killing off characters just to kill them off and boost sales.

granted, but then Joe Q's schtick would be gone and he'd lose his job.

I wish Spider Man "The Other" never happened.

 

[blud_knight]

Granted, but after a few months of failed solo books and alot of sitting around on their couches the X-Men get back together with even more mutants this time.

I wish Marvel would stop killing off characters just to kill them off and boost sales.

granted, catch is they lapse into comas instead.

I wish the Sentry and Wonderman would start a feud

 

[wobbly]

Granted, but Wonder Man gets killed 5 seconds afterwards


I wish someone would ret-con JMS into f###ing Norman Osborn.