Marvel Wish Corruption

[Maxinsc]

Granted, except they go all spiritual with Beast Machines.

I wish Namora from the Exiles was part of mainstream MU.

Granted, but...... I can't think of anything bad to say about that.

I wish What If? Had a good long running serise again

 

[ang_hulk]

granted but it will only involve the supreme/ultimate universe and will be bi monthly and will only come out if ultimates is on time

Id like to see a lockjaw series.

 

[Maxinsc]

Granted exececpt it will be a book where he teams up with Howard the Duck every issue also guess staring abunch of kid show characters like Sponge Bob, or Dora the Expolre but It would be MAX.

I wish there was another The Thing serise.

 

[Anubis]

Granted, but it'll be written by Howard Stern and would basically be Thing exsposing himself to blind chicks.....also drawn by Rob Leifeld. (So we're talking about a serious muscle Thing here.)

I wish they would make a yearly swimsuit issue.

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

Granted, but it'll be written by Howard Stern and would basically be Thing exsposing himself to blind chicks.....also drawn by Rob Leifeld. (So we're talking about a serious muscle Thing here.)

I wish they would make a yearly swimsuit issue.

Granted, but it's about Northstar and Living Lighting.

I wish they would have a yearly women of Marvel swimsuit issue.

 

[Maxinsc]

Granted, but it's about Northstar and Living Lighting.

I wish they would have a yearly women of Marvel swimsuit issue.

Granted but It would be with all the ugly ones only

I wish that there was a 616-Ultimate-Exiles three way crosover

 

[Anubis]

Granted, but it would be a 616-Ultimate-Exiles three way crossover written by Clairemont.

I wish Spider-Man would die and stay dead.

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

Granted but It would be with all the ugly ones only

I wish that there was a 616-Ultimate-Exiles three way crosover

We're talking about comics. WHAT ugly ones? Or at least, they lack enough to fill up a 12 month calendar. ^_^

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

Granted, but it would be a 616-Ultimate-Exiles three way crossover written by Clairemont.

I wish Spider-Man would die and stay dead.

Granted, but then his clone takes his place, and starts a secondary clone saga.

I wish Wolverine would die and stay dead.

 

[Anubis]

Granted, but X-23 takes his place as the clone of the blah blah blah, best there is at what she does, or whatever.

I wish Hank Pym would see a shrink.

 

[Maxinsc]

Granted, but then his clone takes his place, and starts a secondary clone saga.

I wish Wolverine would die and stay dead.

But it Revealed he impreganted one of the following or all of them: MJ/Shadow Cat/ Electrica/ Storm/ Jean/ Mystiqe Or he was some mega pimp and impreganted all of the women in the marvelverse except X-23 because he's not into Incest or what ever you would consider it

I wish there was a comic book were all the superheroes had a danceing contest.

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

Yeah, like I'd care if X-23 would take his place.

I think Pym DID see a shrink.

Either way, he'd accidentally beat his shrink.

I wish Taskmaster wasn't written as a total waste of space.

 

[Anubis]

Granted, he will be written as one of the main villains in a massive event in which he would succesfully beat the crap out of, and kill a number of high ranking heroes, but he would get killed by an exploding quiver malfunction towards the end.

I wish that the last five years at Marvel never happened.

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

Granted, but then they'd happen today.

I wish the Sentry didn't get the royal writing screw up by anybody.

 

[Maxinsc]

Granted but then a new crossover hapeens called Secret Evolution wars where all the heroes are kidnapped by the Evolutinist Guy (Forgot his name), A lowered power Beyonder, and Apocalyse, and it's up to a Captin Universe Spider-man, Howard the Duck, GLC, and Herrbie to save the day.

I wish that Luke Cage wasn't a sterotype

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

Granted, except he's an anti-stereotype.

I wish he wasn't the leader of the Avengers.

 

[Maxinsc]

Granted it's instead Franklin Richard


I wish Howard the duck was more of a main Character in the marvelverse

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

How is that bad?

Granted, except he turns out to be a Spider Man clone.

I wish Rand took over the mantle of more characters.

 

[Speedball]

How is that bad?

Granted, except he turns out to be a Spider Man clone.

I wish Rand took over the mantle of more characters.

Granted.
But the next mantle he takes up is Fin Fang Foom...and it's written by Bendis.

I wish Speedball had never become Penance.

 

[bored]

Granted.
But the next mantle he takes up is Fin Fang Foom...and it's written by Bendis.

I wish Speedball had never become Penance.

Granted, but now he's The Sentry.


I wish all the X-titles were as good as "New X-Men".

 

[deemar325]

Granted, but now he's The Sentry.


I wish all the X-titles were as good as "New X-Men".

Granted, but now all the X-men are turned into teenagers (Even Wolverine) Jean Grey has her first period and becomes the Pheonix destroying the planet earth in a river of blood.

I wish every black male superhero would get a decent fade haircut instead of the cliche' 'bald head' look.

 

[Fading]

Granted, but now all the X-men are turned into teenagers (Even Wolverine) Jean Grey has her first period and becomes the Pheonix destroying the planet earth in a river of blood.

I wish every black male superhero would get a decent fade haircut instead of the cliche' 'bald head' look.

Granted, now however every black female superhero is bald.

I wish Spiderman never became Stark's *****.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Granted, but he becomes Forbush Man's ***** instead and spends all of Civil War yelling "what the?!" at everything he sees.

I wish Quasar were still alive.

 

[The Question]

Granted exececpt it will be a book where he teams up with Howard the Duck every issue also guess staring abunch of kid show characters like Sponge Bob, or Dora the Expolre but It would be MAX.

How is that a corrupted wish? That series would ****ing rock.

 

[Anubis]

Granted, but he becomes Forbush Man's ***** instead and spends all of Civil War yelling "what the?!" at everything he sees.

I wish Quasar were still alive.

Granted, but instead of dying in the fight to Annihilas, he loses his incredible Mullet powers.


I wish everyone in the Marvel Universe had a Mullet.