My girlfriend dumped me

[jaguarr]

I'm calling Superman or Batman now because I get stuck as a Wonder Twin or Gleek.

I'm calling Hawkman, then.

jag

 

[ShadowBoxing]

Yeah....I guess they'll be lining up around the block by the thousands for a chance to hop into bed with you.

C.Lee don't you know anything, that is exactly what happens in big cities

 

[jaguarr]

C.Lee don't you know anything, that is exactly what happens in big cities

Why do you think my wife won't let me go to San Francisco, Seattle, L.A. or New York without her anymore?

jag

 

[ShadowBoxing]

Why do you think my wife won't let me go to San Francisco, Seattle, L.A. or New York without her anymore?

jag

Well at least in San Francisco it would not be "women" lining up around the block for a dude visiting town.

 

[C. Lee]

C.Lee don't you know anything, that is exactly what happens in big cities

I knew it did for me when I lived in Orlando Florida....but I figured I was just exceptionally handsome and deboinaire.

 

[jaguarr]

Well at least in San Francisco it would not be "women" lining up around the block for a dude visiting town.

Are you kidding me? The women in that town are desperate for straight men! You can sell tickets like you're a friggin' carnival ride!

jag

 

[ShadowBoxing]

I knew it did for me when I lived in Orlando Florida....but I figured I was just exceptionally handsome and deboinaire.

Yeah same thing happened for me though. Even that chick in the Mini Mouse costume had her way with me at Disney World....she didn't take off the costume though

 

[Daisy]

A little over a hundred thousand.

Anyway, I'm not going to argue you with you. Dallas will be a totally different situation, PERIOD. I will be in school and be living in the city and theres actually stuff to do there. Theres not **** to do in this town, there aren't even any under-21 clubs.

Oh god, I though you actually had a problem. 100,000 is not a 'small town'. Small city, yes, but not a ****hole small town. I'm betting there are lots of opportunities if you bothered to take them.

First of all, you've said you were in school at one point, so clearly there's some higher ed facility. I'm certain they have a website with campus activities. Get involved in those that are open to the public that you might enjoy. Look at the student newspaper pages. They'll frequently have ads for events that are 'all ages' (meaning 18 and up). Check out their Extention/Open Campus/Public/Community Ed classes. They're pretty afordable (especially if you don't take them for college credit), there's generally a wide variety (including Poli Sci stuff) so you should be able to find something that interests you.

Second, I'm sure there are a number of coffee shops in a city that size.... probably more than one around the school. Try hanging out at one of those. Go there and read a book. If you see a girl reading something you think is interesting, strike up a convo. Or if a girl is there studying and you think she looks interesting, ask her what she's studying.

 

[ShadowBoxing]

Are you kidding me? The women in that town are desperate for straight men! You can sell tickets like you're a friggin' carnival ride!

jag

I might have to check this out

 

[jaguarr]

Yeah same thing happened for me though. Even that chick in the Mini Mouse costume had her way with me at Disney World....she didn't take off the costume though

That's HAWT!

jag

 

[ShadowBoxing]

That's HAWT!

jag

...and ichy.

 

[C. Lee]

Yeah same thing happened for me though. Even that chick in the Mini Mouse costume had her way with me at Disney World....she didn't take off the costume though

Shhh...don't let anyone know that I told you this.....but it's not a costume....Disney is performing illegal genetic experiments on rats.

 

[jaguarr]

Shhh...don't let anyone know that I told you this.....but it's not a costume....Disney is performing illegal genetic experiments on rats.

I hope ShadowBoxing didn't get her pregnant!

jag

 

[Erzengel]

A mouth's a mouth.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

A mouth's a mouth.

I wish those things didnt exist.
They scare me

 

[ShadowBoxing]

I hope ShadowBoxing didn't get her pregnant!

jag

Oh noes!!!111!!!!!!!11

 

[Daisy]

I wish those things didnt exist.
They scare me

I really don't want to get into what this says about my psyche, but all of a sudden, I kind of understand why some guys are sort of 'intimidated' by vaginas.

 

[jaguarr]

I wish those things didnt exist.
They scare me

Don't post pictures of your vagina on here, Holly. It's unsettling.

jag

 

[Darren Daring]

I really don't want to get into what this says about my psyche, but all of a sudden, I kind of understand why some guys are sort of 'intimidated' by vaginas.

I thikn most of them jsut can't figure out where to put it:

 

[Holly Goodhead]

I really don't want to get into what this says about my psyche, but all of a sudden, I kind of understand why some guys are sort of 'intimidated' by vaginas.

I wish my vagina had hooks and teeth. Youre lucky!

 

[ShadowBoxing]

I really don't want to get into what this says about my psyche, but all of a sudden, I kind of understand why some guys are sort of 'intimidated' by vaginas.

....Oh damn you...why did you have to say that

 

[Holly Goodhead]

Don't post pictures of your vagina on here, Holly. It's unsettling.

jag

Can you post something other than "lol your vagina!" "lol change your tampon!" "lol you harlot!" Keep beating it

 

[Cyrusbales]

WOW, this thread has grown quicker than a paedophile's cock at a nursery!

 

[jaguarr]

Can you post something other than "lol your vagina!" "lol change your tampon!" "lol you harlot!" Keep beating it

No, no. I never say "lol" and you're a tart, not a harlot.

jag

 

[Holly Goodhead]

No, no. I never say "lol" and you're a tart, not a harlot.

jag

Suck my balls. I hate you!