Willowhugger said:
They beat the Hand as I recall.
Here's the history of the New Avengers as near as I can tell...
These are the moments I object to in the comic.
1. Defeated 50 or so villains the RAFT and kept them from escaping (Carnage killed).
2. Arrested Electro.
3. Defeated Sauron.
4. Got their asses kicked by the Thunderbolts. (Another moment of Hank Pym ass****)
5. Defeated a bunch of ninjas and lost Madame Hydra.
6. Defeated the Wrecker.
7. Destroyed the Void.
8. Killed The Collective/Xorn and lost Magneto.
9. Defeated the Super-Yelenatoid (a hideous waste of Black Widow's only supporting character)
10. Get Disassembled by the Civil War.
Now what am I missing?
1). Didn't 50 or more villians ESCAPE the Raft? You never hear of any villians the assembled heroes, who weren't a team yet, actually stopped. Aside for Carnage, who was ripped in half, and Purple Man, who Cage pummeled. Plus you had Spider-Man's total newb "ownage" in issue #2 which was probably THE worst issue of the series because it got maybe 3 or more character's powers wrong, from Count Nefaria to Carnage to Drew herself. It took almost a year for GIANT-SIZE SPIDER-WOMAN and subsequent issues of NA to iron out Drew's power fib, which I don't cheer Bendis for because ANYONE could come up with an explainable way to write out some error if given a few months or a year to do so. And it made Spider-Man look like a gutless, helpless wimp when he's not. And it wouldn't be the last time. But take Crossbones. Spider-Man kicks him in the face on-panel, and he goes down. Guess what? He escaped. Seen fighting in CAPTAIN AMERICA soon after. I will agree that "tracking down the escaped baddies" provided for a decent plot device for NA and other books, though. Quite a few villian battles from NEW WARRIORS to SPIDER-MAN: BREAKOUT did well with it.
2). Electro, alright, I'll give you, but he all but folded on the spot. Iron Man trapped him in a bubble and he got SO scared of an angry black man that he passed out. This being the same Electro who, during REVENGE OF THE SINISTER SIX was fully willing to take on the Hulk, who I'd say is far scarier than Luke Cage, even if he's "The Professor" that year. And after Millar had spent some time trying to "boost" him in MKSM that'd seen print maybe a few months prior. Call it an incredible waste of potential.
3). The New Avengers didn't defeat Sauron. They crash landed, got mangled by dinosaurs, stripped and captured by the Mutates, and then Wolverine was so stupid, he attacked Sauron and activated his powers. And then Sauron got dropped by SHIELD, who turned out to be the bad guys in that evil "conspiracy" way.
4). The Thunderbolt battle I don't count because I don't read THUNDERBOLTS and I was talking in strictly the NA main title, which is their OWN book and where you'd assume they'd win their own battles. Guest-appearences in other books are always shifty because the star of the book rarely loses to a guest. If we wanted to count this, then we should count about half the New Avengers getting spanked by "The Cloak Imposter" in RUNAWAYS. Between Nico magically putting Spider-Man to sleep, Molly socking Wolverine through a building and Cloak escaping from an embarassed Cap, they looked like rookies there. Oh, and the Cloak-Imposter got passed Cage and Spider-Woman rather easily.
5). The New Avengers failed to beat the Hand ninja because "the hotel room was cramped", which is utterly ******ed because I've seen Hand decent on Logan or Daredevil within bars or rooms and they went down in droves. It took a team consisting of Cap, Iron Man, Luke Cage, Spider-Man and Ronin/Echo TWO ENTIRE ISSUES to overcome generic Hand Ninja, a feat most solo heroes, including those assembled, could or had done in mere pages. Silver Samurai, a dude who's been beaten by Logan and Spider-Man solo, also is built as some big threat and manages to take a shot from Cage without any ill effect (much as how Murdock could take shots from Mr. Hyde and Carnage in NA #2 and barely lose his glasses). Then they let him go. Madam Hydra shows up and surrenders (in a nutshell) so she can keep Drew as a spy. She escapes. Heroes fail again.
6). Yes, they beat The Wrecker. Great fight. Those bits are my highlight from the regular, non-Annual series. Wrecker's power level was treated seriously, the team showed their inexperience without looking inept, and Drew did something creative to lead the rally to beat him. It was honest Avengers heroics with a little twist and it was great. More of that and I'd love the book.
7). They didn't beat the Void. They called in the X-Men, the Fantastic Four, Dr. Strange, Namor, and the Inhumans (or "the entire assembled Illimuntai, plus their respective teams") to fight The Void, and the real "psychic" work was done by Emma Frost. She, not the New Avengers, basically beat the Void.
8). The New Avengers failed to kill the Collective. They battled it and while they prevented Collective from trashing/killing more things to get to Genosha, SHIELD treated it as if the NA were mindlessly empowering him, and made them look like fools. Highlights include yet another Spidey unmasking and Agent Maria Hill actually looking LESS evil than someone else, in this case Pres. Bush (go figure) who instantly orders her to nuke the NA. The Collective merely turned out to be some incarnation of Xorneto who wanted to reempower Magneto. Magneto offered no resistance and BEGGED for someone to kill him, and none of the New Avengers did. Daisy Johnson, yet another "invincible, smug femm fatale with zero personality", offed him. Or rather TKO'd him and then his transport lift exploded, providing him good cover for a return.
9). The NEW AVENGERS SPECIAL, where the entire team actually assembles fully and fights an unabashed threat, is my favorite NA issue. The downside is that it makes Yelena Bellonova canon fodder for a fight scene, but I never read the WIDOW books and honestly, if you're surprised that Bendis would shamelessly kill a C-lister to make a story work, then you haven't paid attention to his writing. The man's fictional body count is rather staggering, only Geoff Johns in INFINITE CRISIS achieves more. And yes, they do defeat her. Thank god.
10). The team may get "Disassembled", but after 2 years and them barely fully meeting up, or managing to beat their enemies on their own, it gets hard to care as much as I should. It's like watching a Fantasy Football team disassemble.