But you were claiming that Batman's suit evolved along the years so it got rid of all of the cheese. But the normal canon batsuit that Bruce uses everyday didnt since its basically the same as it was back then. The ears are a bit straighter and the gloves a bit longer, so what?
And the colors are much darker, the cape much bigger, the cowl is not bitonal anymore, and seriously, did you see the examples of NOT-elseworlds regular and influential runs?
You know, the lightness and fun of the story isnt based on whether Robin is included. Brave and the Bold is light and fun and yet Robin has only appeared in one episode. Robin has been in some of the most serious stories.
This you are right about, I give you that. That's the reason of why sometimes I like Robin and sometimes not. Nevertheless, the differences among readers are there either way.
Why a pragmatic, stoic, no-nonsense man would dress up in colourful spandex and wear a bat cowl? Oh right... it doesnt make much sense.
Ever heard of comics as being modern-day mythology? Ever heard of pop literature ALSO being a vehicle for trascendental themes? Ever heard of the super-hero genre being loaded with archetypes and heavy symbolism that give room to great character and theme explorations while
also being engagin and fun? This society unfortunately looks down upon intellectualism and heavily prioritizes mindless fun and kitsch, but I hope you're beyond that.
Oh right, i forgot i am talking to Thomas Wayne. Everything makes sense if batman does it. When others do it, its cheesy.
Other do this too. I just have seen Batman do it more often and also break more ground for others to follow. Does "1986" rings any bells?
You havent adressed why space cops with magic rings are cheesy but a dude that dresses like a bat and fights costumed lunatics, alien gods and monsters is fine.
Okay, I'm gonna try...
... Man that fights criminal psychopaths wearing a costume that resembles a bat, that also questions his sanity.
... Multi-species intergalactic corps with magic green rings that can materialize any forms made of green energy, which they use fight evil forces and protect the Universe.
If you can't tell them apart and see which is more absurd and random, I cannot help you.
Batman shot an evil god with a god killing bullet and that god punished him by sending him in the past where he is living an infinite number of lives and deaths.
I don't give Batman a free pass? You think I don't think that's preposterous and cringe-worthy because I like most other Batman stories? I like to see medieval samurai Batman as much as the next guy and I will get fun from it, but it won't blow my mind. I also keep reading GL. What's your point then? That I like one more than other? Sure, because one engages in cheesiness much less often than the other.
And even if you say "its just one story of that crazy loon Morrison", let me remind you that since forever, Batman's rogues gallery contains a woman that controls plants, a monster out of clay, a croc man, a clown, a man that needs sub zero temperatures to survive, a bat monster, and other cheesy villains.
Without the eco-terrorism (when reasonable, like when she said Batman was not her enemy but only an obstacle) Ivy is indeed cheesy. Clay-face is too, although several early incarnations are not sci-fi in anyway. Killer Croc was a plausible guy for many years and that idea was pushed forward the most by Azzarello's "Joker".
Freeze is mostly moderate sci-fi, not green energy-charges
rings (rings, for Pete's sake). He was also a regular, run-of-the-mill mad scientist, which is cheesy to the one millionth potency, and that's why I thank the heavens every night for Dini's arrival.
Manbat it's not only cheesy, but the worst idea ever, which is funny because someone in DC may have thought it was "clever".
The Joker is not cheesy under any standards, not for me. In the Silver Age? Sure. Bu the form we know and love couldn't be more subversive.
Batman also has the rogues gallery with the least non-human, superpowered villains. Please, bring me a single mainstream superhero that beats him in that aspect, I beg you.
He has traveled to other dimensions, the past, the future, he has fought musical instruments, colours and what have you.
And he remains the most sensible mainstream hero we know, in spite of those mistakes. I'm sure you know how to establish differences, right? At least between evil musical instruments, evil mutant plants, and a guy who found a phenomenom that makes him live on forever, right?
All-Star is not only non canon, but its a piece of ****. Why would you even use that as an arguement?
What don't you get?

We weren't talking about canon, we were talking about Robin. You brought the popularity of the solo titles, I brough
All-Star's impopularity.
Green Lantern is science fiction. Why does everything have to take place in an alley of a pseudorealistic world? I can understand if its not your cup of tea, but dont pan it man!
Batman is sometimes sci-fi too, and it can work within realistic parameters too. It's more versatile. Green Lantern is sci-fi spinned out of control. The visuals are way tackier too. It's very good you're able to let that pass and enjoy the ride, of course, but don't pretend everyone should do the same.