Hey guys, hope everyone that celebrated Easter had a good one, and everyone that doesn't had a good weekend. I got a very painful, but somewhat funny story for all of you.
I really got Zokened on Easter. We were cooking a pot roast and the timer went off to take it out of the oven. As I took it out, the disposable tin I was cooking it in tore and all of the 250+ degree water/juice poured onto me. I started screaming curses and pulled off my pants to get the juice off my skin. My dad and great aunt came in to the scene of me bare ass in the kitchen cursing left and right while at the sink throwing cold water on my crotch. I'm pretty sure she thinks I'm possessed.
I ended up getting 2nd degree burns all over my left leg and...my "special place" wich is just as painful and nasty looking as it sounds. Thankfully it is starting to feel better and there is no real lasting damage, just some scars and blisters that will go away in a week.
Needless to say, Easter sucked, but I am at the point where I can tell the story and kind of laugh at the situation.