Cyclops- Jean! Do you think they'll buy my "death"? If we hurry up and fake this tragedy I can kill Logan, Storm, and the other thieves in their sleep.
BWAHAHAHA
Scott: Wait. You're going to kill me? You mean this is supposed to be a death scene and not a love scene???
Jean: Yeah, I'm afraid I have to.
Scott: There's no other way to work this out?
Jean: I don't think so. The producers were very specific about this!
Scott: Hold on a sec! What if we made it really vague and just faked it? Like we're kissing, then we both make a face like something's wrong and the camera suddenly runs out of film...
Jean: Hmm, that could work
Scott: I'll need to stay out of the film for a while, but I promise I'll come back for you. Just don't die later on.
Jean: Scott, relax. I have Phoenix powers now! They can't kill me! I can just choose to not come back.
Scott: But... don't do that?
Jean: Don't worry, I'll always come back for you
Scott: You're the best, Red.