Dark of the Moon OFFICIAL Dark of the Moon REVIEW THREAD

[Liam_H]

Huh?

Ryan Reynolds is ALWAYS just Ryan Reynolds.

Not true, the guy has range beyond his wit. Have you seen Buried or did you not like it?

 

[Jake Cassidy]

^ He was hilarious in The Amityville Horror.

 

[xwolverine2]

These boys had nothing but praise for, GI Joe: The Rise of Cobra. Something seemed off.

no they didnt...

the difference is gi joe was more for kids..whereas TF3 was an insult to adults and not at all for kids (ten minute ass shot of rosie)

 

[Liam_H]

^Makes sense since that movie was pretty hilarious, unintentional or not.

 

[Jake Cassidy]

These movies are aimed at teenagers more than anything else.

 

[Liam_H]

no they didnt...

the difference is gi joe was more for kids..whereas TF3 was an insult to adults and not at all for kids (ten minute ass shot of rosie)

The CGI in that movie was so laughable, I couldn't figure out where that $150 million budget went to.

 

[Liam_H]

These movies are aimed at teenagers more than anything else.

Not necessarily. The amount of toys, merchandise etc. they can sell makes them want the movies to appeal to kids also.

 

[Jake Cassidy]

There are dolls based on 'Mad Men'. I guess that's for kids too. t:

 

[WormyT]

No it didn't have better 3d although I thought Jackass had the better 3d than Avatar and they're entertaining levels are two different things. You can compare Transformers to other action movies but you can't really compare it to Jackass. That's a horrible comparsion to whoever started it.

I can compare jackAss to Transformers3 because it was my money and my time spent in a theater seat. I left jack Ass in a good mood because it was funny and entertaining. I left Transformers with a headache.

 

[Doctor Jones]

Well...it is...but it's as you say, it's in parts.

Ass shot for horny teens.

People getting decimated, and real danger for adults.

And childish humor for 12 year olds.

It's been that way from the start.

Yet what I saw from the first film was tolerable. Like that Megan Fox hood shot. Good Lord it gets the blood pumping, but it works. Classic Bay.

The opening shot of Carley's ass was just too much. You don't open up Sam's story for that.

I even laugh at pretty much all the humor from TF1.

 

[Marvin]

ah, I guess I was thinking of a different film, I stopped listen to them a while back.
Crank 2 probably.

 

[Jake Cassidy]

(ten minute ass shot of rosie)

What's wrong with that?

 

[Marvin]

Yet what I saw from the first film was tolerable. Like that Megan Fox hood shot. Good Lord it gets the blood pumping, but it works. Classic Bay.

The opening shot of Carley's ass was just too much. You don't open up Sam's story for that.

I even laugh at pretty much all the humor from TF1.

it was more like Fast Five and your Highness
both with their own complimentary ass shots

 

[Jake Cassidy]

Jackass is just a bunch of idiots doing stupid things.

Ass shots are great. Especially John Turturro's.

 

[Liam_H]

ah, I guess I was thinking of a different film, I stopped listen to them a while back.
Crank 2 probably.

shame to hear that, but honestly their podcasts are entertainment that go on for hours; if your not offended by their humor that is

 

[Liam_H]

Jackass is just a bunch of idiots doing stupid things.

Yes but that's the point of the whole concept/movie, whether you enjoy that is a different topic. Fighting robots shouldn't focus so much on trying to be funny.

 

[Jake Cassidy]

Yes but that's the point of the whole concept/movie, whether you enjoy that is a different topic. Fighting robots shouldn't focus so much on trying to be funny.

I never said I didn't like it.

 

[xwolverine2]

Jackass is just a bunch of idiots doing stupid things.

same could be said about this movie

 

[Marvin]

shame to hear that, but honestly their podcasts are entertainment that go on for hours; if your not offended by their humor that is

it's ironic, they're almost the bay of film criticism.
terribly accessible to a fault.

 

[Doctor Jones]

it was more like Fast Five and your Highness
both with their own complimentary ass shots

Haven't seen both so I can't comment. But at least the latter is a comedy.

 

[WormyT]

same could be said about this movie

 

[Jake Cassidy]

same could be said about this movie

Same could be said about people spending 5 years *****ing about a movie. t:

 

[Marvin]

same could be said about this movie

RT scores would argue differently

 

[Liam_H]

it's ironic, they're almost the bay of film criticism.
terribly accessible to a fault.

I'm not sure I understand what your saying. Personally, I find them hilarious while being informative at the same time. And like I said their humor is not for everyone.

 

[Marvin]

I'm not sure I understand what your saying. Personally, I find them hilarious while being informative at the same time. And like I said their humor is not for everyone.

They may have the talent but they don't behave like professional critics.
They (at a time) used to used flash animation to get their reviews out to a "younger" crowd that probably has no time to read and their "reviews" come across as just a bunch of guys hanging out making jokes about liking or not liking a film.

When compared to some of the great movie critics I'd say they bay comparison is valid.