Official Rulk Thread

[Xofenroht]

It'll be like shooting clay pigeons. I'll toss them up in the air for you, just aim and remember not to shoot the porn.

 

[PhotoJones]

Why is the p*rn being kept next to the clay pigeons?

 

[Xofenroht]

So...I've got a fetish....?

 

[PhotoJones]

That's a sick fetish, dude.

 

[Xofenroht]

You've got to be kidding. Violence is an excellent fetish.

 

[PhotoJones]

It leads to embarrassing deaths.

 

[Xofenroht]

Hahaha, that reminds me of a Dane Cook stand up.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Well, you tasteless, Loeb-loving bastards won again.

 

[PhotoJones]

Well, you tasteless, Loeb-loving bastards won again.

Of course it sold out. It's good. t:

 

[Xofenroht]

Pffft. I'm not touching Hulk (red).

 

[supermarvelman]

good cause I bought like 3 copies anyway.

 

[PhotoJones]

You're joking, right?

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Ha! I bought 4

 

[TheCorpulent1]

You're joking, right?

First appearance of the red Hulk, dude. That's gonna be a major collectors' item one day.*


*This message brought to by the year 1992.

 

[PhotoJones]

I wonder how many copies of Spawn #1 he has. I found one in the quarter bin at my shop a couple months ago.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

For all intents and purposes, every issue of Spawn after #1 could've been Spawn #1 anyway. Mother****er's never gotten any significant development in over 10 years.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Spawn and the Darkness need to team up and become relevant

 

[TheCorpulent1]

I don't know why Top Cow hasn't just shut itself down out of shame by now.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Cuz ATP keeps buying Freshmen

 

[PhotoJones]

So does Dread.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Sad. I flipped through a Witchblade comic out of morbid curiosity the other day. They've apparently upped the ante by giving the original Witchblade chick a kid and getting a new Witchblade chick who's even more scantily clad. Oh, and blonde this time--I guess so you can tell them apart, since artists on Witchblade tend not to be good at silly things like giving characters individualistic features.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

I loved Necromancer, but it turned out to just be a six issue mini :

 

[Upset Spideyfan]

I just read the first issue. I thought it was actually pretty good.

 

[Darthphere]

Why is everyone so surprised?

 

[Harlekin]

So, y'know, who is the Red Hulk?