Official Rulk Thread

[Darthphere]

I know. NBC wised up and booted him from "Heroes," now he just has Hulk to ruin.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

I don't think Heroes' suckage could be attributed to any one person, even a person so completely attuned to the art of sucking as Loeb.

 

[Anubis]

He didn't help matters though.

 

[Darthphere]

I don't think Heroes' suckage could be attributed to any one person, even a person so completely attuned to the art of sucking as Loeb.

We're reasonable men in an unreasonable time Corp.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

I hope Bryan Fuller can make Heroes at least somewhat watchable, since it is, for better or worse, the superhero genre's primary representative on broadcast television at the moment. But it may be beyond even Fuller's considerable talents to salvage.

 

[Darthphere]

Smallville has been surprisingly good this season Corp, you should give it a shot.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Smallville has given me the television equivalent of battered wife syndrome. I've tried it too many times and been burned every single time for my trouble. I'm content with the TV series I watch right now, with Dexter being the most "superheroic" of the characters in my regular schedule.

 

[Darthphere]

Smallville has given me the television equivalent of battered wife syndrome. I've tried it too many times and been burned every single time for my trouble. I'm content with the TV series I watch right now, with Dexter being the most "superheroic" of the characters in my regular schedule.

You're a little ***** ass.

 

[Manic]

Yeah, I don't care if Smallville says it's changed. I don't care if it finally got its act together and it's doing better. I can't come back. Not after the way it treated me.

 

[Anubis]

I'm only gonna watch that Legion episode. I wanna see how bad Johns f**ks it up.

 

[Darthphere]

Yeah, I don't care if Smallville says it's changed. I don't care if it finally got its act together and it's doing better. I can't come back. Not after the way it treated me.

You people never have had crazy sex with an ex-girlfriend after she cheated on you with 3 dudes?

 

[Anubis]

3 dudes? No. No I haven't. But I have been one of the three dudes once.

 

[Darthphere]

3 dudes? No. No I haven't. But I have been one of the three dudes once.

Point is, it was like the best sex ever, getting the clap was well worth it. So watch Smallville, and get the clap.

Wait...that wasn't my point.

 

[Manic]

You people never have had crazy sex with an ex-girlfriend after she cheated on you with 3 dudes?

Smallville gave me the TV-viewer equivalent of gonorrhea.

By the way, you might want to get yourself checked.

 

[Anubis]

Your point was to get the Clap right? Cuz watching Smallville couldn't possibly be what you were going for.

 

[Darthphere]

Your point was to get the Clap right? Cuz watching Smallville couldn't possibly be what you were going for.

I don't remember. Either way, I watch mostly because Erica Durance is insanely hot.

 

[Anubis]

Yeah, now theres a woman I wouldn't mind giving a mustache ride to.

 

[Obi-Ron]

And so we come back to mustaches.

 

[Darthphere]

I watched the Butterfly Effect 2 because of her. She can get real dirty, Sanchez.

 

[Havok83]

In the same issues as the red Hulk, doing different stuff. But no, they're not the same person. The red Hulk doesn't seem to like the green Hulk very much.

thanks. Is Rulk supposed to be someone we know or has there been absolutely no word on his possible identity at all?

 

[Anubis]

All we've found out so far is who he's not.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Doc Samson and General Ross seem to be high on a lot of people's lists, but we really haven't gotten much in the way of clues. We just know he's intelligent and familiar with military stuff.

 

[Shockdingo]

Havok: So far the whole thing is like a game of keep away mixed with L ost. Originally a lot of people jump on board to see what happened after the events of World War Hulk and since Herc got Hulk's book, poor Brucie had no where else to go. Anyways, "a hulk" is shown on video killing Abomination, then a new one shows up, then we see tattered confused Rick jones somewhere. They make it look like Rick could be the new hulk, but no one knows. Shortly after that "Rulk has a fight with Bruce(oddly enough regressed back to olllld classic savage hulk). He chokes him out or breaks his are or something ridiculous and then later has time to whoop Thor in a later issue by hitting him with Mjolnir. (don't ask it's too painful to think about) And along the way, crap about who Rulk could be is littered.
So it's got plenty of mindless, contradictory or just plain out irritating crap, but it's barley holding onto interest for sake of who he could be and how much more ridiculous Loeb can make the book. I just heard something about a Wendigo-hulk too. Yes. Seriously.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Smallville has been surprisingly good this season Corp, you should give it a shot.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Why am I not surprised that you like Smallville, Spoons?