Official Rulk Thread

[bryanss3]

I really wish she chopped off his head then we could have ended this Rulk BS.

 

[bryanss3]

I don't get why her hair is red and she is more gray than green?

 

[Manic]

Can I ask, are you currently watching Smallville? How do you know they're making him worse?

You raise a good point. That said, I never liked Doomsday to begin with.

 

[Obi-Ron]

I don't get why her hair is red and she is more gray than green?

I don't claim to be an expert on comic book genetics, but I think it was because [BLACKOUT]somebody thought it might look good that way[/BLACKOUT].

 

[MightyAvenge]

Well Doc Samson showed up in A:TI so thier goes my guess as to who Rulk is.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

I don't get why her hair is red and she is more gray than green?

She's the genetically engineered daughter of the Hulk and Thundra. I don't think either of them are aware of her existence.

 

[BrianWilly]

Nah, Thundra definitely knows. The daughter was genetically-engineered from Hulk's cheek scrapings, but the process was used to make Thundra pregnant. It was Thundra's idea in the first place, so that her world would have a worthy heir.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Oh, okay. Hulk doesn't know, though?

 

[chamber-music]

For a guy with the intellligence of a 5 year old Hulk sure has alot of illigitimet kids.
Also I think Cho wins the award for the most gratuitous ass shots in a comic book.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Yeah, Cho loves the rump

 

[Obi-Ron]

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Also I think Cho wins the award for the most gratuitous ass shots in a comic book.

Amadeus Cho?

 

[BrianWilly]

Oh, okay. Hulk doesn't know, though?

Nope. He didn't even get anything out of it if you know what I mean.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

I do know what you mean: you mean he didn't get to have sexual relations with anyone in order to produce this illegitimate child of his, and that is unfortunate for him.

 

[Michellemabelle]

I really frigging hate Rulk.

 

[The Shredder]

Also I think Cho wins the award for the most gratuitous ass shots in a comic book.

It's appreciated.

 

[Michellemabelle]

Why is he the only character in the whole Marvel Universe who can punch Uatu in the face? Is he just that cool?

 

[WolfCypher]

I really frigging hate Rulk.

I really friggin hate Loeb. Anyone read Ultimate Hulk Annual? Anyone? The entire book was stupid. I won't even post spoiler tags, as the book had no substance to spoil!

Hulk and Power Princess fight because the Hulk's naked. That's the entire book! Then they have sex!! I'm so hating Loeb, it isn't funny anymore!

When people ask me if I hate Loeb because it's the thing to do, I say "no...just read Ultimates 3 and Red Hulk." I don't even appreciate Hush (the 12-parter) anymore because when you think about it, making Hush Jason Todd instead of Tommy Elliot actually would have been the killer kickass ending, and Loeb missed out on that by going with a predictable ending giving Hush the dumbest motivations ever!

 

[chamber-music]

Ultimate Hulk is pure jokes. I've never really taken that verion seriously

 

[Michellemabelle]

"Hulk Straight!!!"

 

[Manic]

"Hulk Straight!!!"

Thus, not only does Millar turn all of Ultimate Hulk's dialogue into jokes, but he steals those jokes from Mel Brooks and Richard Pryor.

 

[WolfCypher]

Ultimate Hulk is pure jokes. I've never really taken that verion seriously

Be that as it may, no Hulk is safe from Loeb.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Ultimate Hulk tried to eat and rape Freddy Prinze Jr. That's always hilarious in my book.

 

[BlackSymbiote]

But with Ultimate Hulk, there was no character with a deep history to completely derail.

 

[bryanss3]

I really thought we needed another Savage She-Hulk or at least more character with Hulk in their name. especially if they are the original hulks offsprings(sarcasm)

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Hey, don't knock Skaar. Sure, he's practically exactly the same as his father circa Planet Hulk, but that just means Skaar: Son of Hulk is the only good Hulk comic being published right now.