Prostate exams: what hell must be like.

[Kritish]

So, to keep my insurance I have to get a prostate exam eh? I didn't think it would be any big deal but oh my I was wrong. I knew what was going to happen but I didn't expect it to be that bad. I got pwned.

 

[Master Chief]

lol, so they split up did they? lololol.

 

[Tangled Web]

How old are you?

 

[Mister J]

 

[Ben Urich]

I miss 6th grade.

 

[jimmy]

Blink-182 used to be so kewl.

 

[Crooklyn]

So umm..what DID they do? I was kinda hoping it was those type of things that improved through time because of technology...or something.

 

[Kritish]

How old are you?

I'm only 27 but my family has a record of probelms (not cancer or anything).

 

[Kurt Sabre]

Haha,did you scream at all?

 

[zer00]

Jamie!

 

[Kritish]

So umm..what DID they do? I was kinda hoping it was those type of things that improved through time because of technology...or something.

What do you think they did?

 

[Tangled Web]

I'm only 27 but my family has a record of probelms (not cancer or anything).

Oh, I see.

Do they use one finger or two?

Did you scream?

 

[Kritish]

Haha,did you scream at all?

No, I didn't cry.

 

[jimmy]

Oh, I see.

Do they use one finger or two?

Did you scream?

You sure you're not gay?

 

[Crooklyn]

What do you think they did?

Just wanted to see if it was any better than 20 years ago.

 

[The Chairman]

I went through something even more painful this week. Not that I want to go into details.

 

[Kurt Sabre]

No, I didn't cry.

I'm actually kind of curious how bad it is now.

 

[Kritish]

Oh, I see.

Do they use one finger or two?

Did you scream?

Two

 

[Master Chief]

They only use two so they can put the lube inbetween the two fingers so there's enough lube fo' sho!! lol.

 

[StorminNorman]

I went through something even more painful this week. Not that I want to go into details.

TELL ALL or you are off my Kwanzaa Card list

 

[Tangled Web]

Two

ouch.

How far did it go in? Was there like something isnide that you could feel the fingers touching it?

God this sounds like a ****ing pain. I hope they make some advancements so I won't have a hand up my ass.

 

[Spider-Gamer]

About a year or so ago a doctor put two figures up my butt...twice. The rest of the day I barely uttered a word.

 

[Mister J]

ouch.

How far did it go in? Was there like something isnide that you could feel the fingers touching it?

God this sounds like a ****ing pain. I hope they make some advancements so I won't have a hand up my ass.

If I didn't love carrots and celery so much, I'd sig this.

 

[The Chairman]

TELL ALL or you are off my Kwanzaa Card list

Spoiler

It's quite disgusting. I had a pilonidal cist in my coccyx bone and it became infected. My doctor had to lance it and drain the infection from it. It was not disimillar to a Quentin Tarrentino film: raw & bloody

Happy now?

 

[Kritish]

I went through something even more painful this week. Not that I want to go into details.

It wasn’t really the pain, it was the throbbing humiliation of it. I felt raped.