Prostate exams: what hell must be like.

[Machx72]

Oh, I see.

Do they use one finger or two?

Did you scream?

Your new bisexual rep just got even worse with those two questions.

 

[kytrigger]

Wait, *********ing 5x/week is considered "regular"? Sounds like we're bordering on "a lot".

By "regular" I think they mean "occurring with normal frequency"

 

[Colossal Spoons]

That would make more sense

 

[Prognosticator]

So, to keep my insurance I have to get a prostate exam eh? I didn't think it would be any big deal but oh my I was wrong. I knew what was going to happen but I didn't expect it to be that bad. I got pwned.

You should feel lucky! I wish my insurance would make me get a rectal exam

 

[kytrigger]

That would make more sense

Although this now brings up two more questions.

1. What is the regular rate for *********ion?

2. How quickly qould a thread asking that be closed?

 

[Machx72]

You should feel lucky! I wish my insurance would make me get a rectal exam

This guy is the new TW.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Although this now brings up two more questions.

1. What is the regular rate for *********ion?

2. How quickly qould a thread asking that be closed?

1. Very good question. And does it matter how many days a week vs how many times a day; as long as you meet the quota?

2. It will live as long as it doesn't get out of hand. You have my support

 

[CyberFaust]

i don't want to be old! i don't want that!
that or cancer is not a fair choice! it's a hard choice you'll regret it either way you go

 

[Machx72]

As long as you don't feel two hands on your shoulders, you're okay .

 

[Prognosticator]

This guy is the new TW.

This guy is the new b.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Newbie

 

[CyberFaust]

As long as you don't feel two hands on your shoulders, you're okay .

*talink notes* not...two...hands..on...shoulders.... 10x

 

[Machx72]

This guy is the new b.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Newbie

LMFAO!

Oh wait.

That's outplayed, sorry.

 

[Canadian Rider]

Colonoscopy takes the prostate anyday.

 

[AndThePickles]

By "regular" I think they mean "occurring with normal frequency"

I'm also assuming that it's the act of ejaculation that reduces the risk.....so technically wouldn't any man having "regular" sex,etc. achieve the same results?

 

[Canadian Rider]

A combination of *********ion and sex greater than 5 x a week would be meet the criteria ...

Research has shown that regular ("more than 5 times per week"[1]) *********ion can cut the risk of prostate cancer by up to a third. This is because it reduces the buildup of carconagenic deposits which can damage the cells lining the prostate.

The good news is that we now can honestly say

"We NEED to have sex ..."

t:

 

[Canadian Rider]

PS ... if you think a finger or two is bad ...

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/ad/Colonoscopy.jpg

 

[jaguarr]

I'm also assuming that it's the act of ejaculation that reduces the risk.....so technically wouldn't any man having "regular" sex,etc. achieve the same results?

The physical act of ejaculation is part of the equation, but there are also numerous beneficial chemicals and hormones that get released during lovemaking with a partner that aren't released during *********ion, so actual sex is far more beneficial that *********ion.

jag

 

[Mr Sparkle]

I'm also assuming that it's the act of ejaculation that reduces the risk.....so technically wouldn't any man having "regular" sex,etc. achieve the same results?

yes, but the studies that they had done previously included a large amount of people that had sex with multiple partners so the incidence of VD and infection was greater making the specialist believe that a very active sex life was actually detrimental to prostate health.

 

[enterthemadness]

So, to keep my insurance I have to get a prostate exam eh? I didn't think it would be any big deal but oh my I was wrong. I knew what was going to happen but I didn't expect it to be that bad. I got pwned.

I have pains that feel like prostate exams. The pain isn't that bad, but it's bad enough to make me not want to move until it is gone. Starts in the ass...then works it way up to the nuts. It hurts but doesn't happen often.

Of course, I've never had a prostate exam before...but it's the only thing I can think of when this happens.

 

[jaguarr]

I have pains that feel like prostate exams. The pain isn't that bad, but it's bad enough to make me not want to move until it is gone. Starts in the ass...then works it way up to the nuts. It hurts but doesn't happen often.

Of course, I've never had a prostate exam before...but it's the only thing I can think of when this happens.

Dude. Get yourself to a doctor. ASAP. That's not normal. Your body is trying to tell you something.

jag

 

[AndThePickles]

Dude. Get yourself to a doctor. ASAP. That's not normal. Your body is trying to tell you something.

jag

Strongly seconded!

 

[DV8]

funny . . . I had to have one too . . . I don't know if it was better or worse that I saw to having a female doctor . . . turns out I have an enlarged prostate which causes me to piss ALL THE TIME

the only upside of the exam was that the fairly attractive doctor had to play w/ my balls a little too LOL!!

 

[Retro]

Oh it's not THAT bad!

 

[Tangled Web]

Dave, stop there.

You see, by wanting girls to "leave you alone" means that you want guys to. . . well, I won't continue.

No, I'm just glad that that particular girl will leave me alone.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

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