Prostate exams: what hell must be like.

[Kritish]

About a year or so ago a doctor put two figures up my butt...twice. The rest of the day I barely uttered a word.

Let's form a support group.

 

[Exploding Boy]

I miss 6th grade.

haha, exactly what I thought.

 

[Kritish]

ouch.

How far did it go in? Was there like something isnide that you could feel the fingers touching it?

God this sounds like a ****ing pain. I hope they make some advancements so I won't have a hand up my ass.

I think you want details a little too much.

 

[Spider-Gamer]

Let's form a support group.

The sad thing was I didn't know what was happening at first. It didn't click in my head to the last second that he was gonna "do it". Then he didn't it again. I felt like I got raped. The whole time my face was like this:

 

[Abaddon]

at least it wasn't a urinary catheter.

 

[Spider-Gamer]

at least it wasn't a urinary catheter.

I also had one of those. It hurt to pee afterwards.

 

[Kritish]

The sad thing was I didn't know what was happening at first. It didn't click in my head to the last second that he was gonna "do it". Then he didn't it again. I felt like I got raped. The whole time my face was like this:

I think lifetime should do a film about us.

 

[Ben Urich]

I had to get a shot in the butt once.
Talk about

 

[Abaddon]

I also had one of those. It hurt to pee afterwards.

My God.

 

[Spider-Gamer]

My God.

I sat on the toilet practically crying trying to pee for probably over an hour (which really felt like a loooong time).

 

[jaguarr]

Find yourself a small, Asian woman for a doctor. They have long, slender fingers. Much better than some ex-football player with sausage hands probing around in there.

jag

 

[Kritish]

Find yourself a small, Asian woman for a doctor. They have long, slender fingers. Much better than some ex-football player with sausage hands probing around in there.

jag

Good idea.

 

[Abaddon]

better, but still creepy.

 

[Honey Vibe]

http://menshealth.about.com/od/prostatehealth/a/prostate_poll.htm

At some point most men will either be offered a prostate examination as part of general health screening, or, it will be advised because of their age (usually 50+) or some problem relating to difficulty in passing urine.

Procedure
# The man is advised that a finger needs to be inserted into their rectum in order to examine the prostate gland.

# Usually the man is asked to stand, feet apart, face the examination couch and bend forward so that arms or elbows are on the couch.

# The doctor will put on a surgical glove and will cover a finger in lubricant

# The doctor will most likely say that you will feel a little pressure but no discomfort

# The finger will be inserted in a downwards angle as if pointing to the umbilicus (belly button)

# A few seconds may elapse as the doctor waits for the external sphincter muscle to relax

# You may be aware of some movement of the finger before it is removed.

The doctor will probably tell you they are going to remove their finger and then offer you some tissue to wipe the lubricant from the anus and buttocks.

What The Doctor is Examining
The doctor moves their finger in a circular motion in order to identify the lobes and groove of the prostate gland. In a normal sized prostate gland they would expect to find the prostate around 2-4 cm long and triangular in shape. They would also expect the prostate to feel firm and rubbery.

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LMFAO!!!

 

[Dodger]

http://menshealth.about.com/od/prostatehealth/a/prostate_poll.htm

At some point most men will either be offered a prostate examination as part of general health screening, or, it will be advised because of their age (usually 50+) or some problem relating to difficulty in passing urine.

Procedure
# The man is advised that a finger needs to be inserted into their rectum in order to examine the prostate gland.

# Usually the man is asked to stand, feet apart, face the examination couch and bend forward so that arms or elbows are on the couch.

# The doctor will put on a surgical glove and will cover a finger in lubricant

# The doctor will most likely say that you will feel a little pressure but no discomfort

# The finger will be inserted in a downwards angle as if pointing to the umbilicus (belly button)

# A few seconds may elapse as the doctor waits for the external sphincter muscle to relax

# You may be aware of some movement of the finger before it is removed.

The doctor will probably tell you they are going to remove their finger and then offer you some tissue to wipe the lubricant from the anus and buttocks.

What The Doctor is Examining
The doctor moves their finger in a circular motion in order to identify the lobes and groove of the prostate gland. In a normal sized prostate gland they would expect to find the prostate around 2-4 cm long and triangular in shape. They would also expect the prostate to feel firm and rubbery.

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LMFAO!!!

That's not funny I don't want to get old! I dont want fingers up my butt! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

 

[Crooklyn]

I knew how the procedure went, but damn, reading it in that much detail just made me tickle in the wrong places.

Goddamit technology, hurry up so you can get rid of this before I need it!

 

[Tangled Web]

God that sound so embarassing and painful.

The most embarssing thing I've gone in for is when I had an ultra sound on my testicles when I was in the 5th grade. These cute Asian nurses put jelly on me with my mother in the room. I told her to leave.

 

[jimmy]

God that sound so embarassing and painful.

The most embarssing thing I've gone in for is when I had an ultra sound on my testicles when I was in the 5th grade. These cute Asian nurses put jelly on me with my mother in the room. I told her to leave.

LMFAOOOOOOO!

 

[Kritish]

God that sound so embarassing and painful.

The most embarssing thing I've gone in for is when I had an ultra sound on my testicles when I was in the 5th grade. These cute Asian nurses put jelly on me with my mother in the room. I told her to leave.

You're just asking to get made fun of aren't you?

 

[Tangled Web]

Hey, I didn't make a thread about getting a hand shoved up my ass.

 

[Kritish]

Hey, I didn't make a thread about getting a hand shoved up my ass.

I didn't make a thread about dry humping a girl at a concert either.

 

[Tangled Web]

dry humping a girl > getting a prostate exam.

 

[Mister J]

God that sound so embarassing and painful.

The most embarssing thing I've gone in for is when I had an ultra sound on my testicles when I was in the 5th grade. These cute Asian nurses put jelly on me with my mother in the room. I told her to leave.

This is more sig-worthy than the previous one.

 

[Kritish]

dry humping a girl > getting a prostate exam.

getting a prostate exam > telling a girl you're bi.

 

[Tangled Web]

getting a prostate exam > telling a girl you're bi.

Yeah, well at least telling her I was bi got her to leave me alone. You just have a sore ass.