About a year or so ago a doctor put two figures up my butt...twice. The rest of the day I barely uttered a word.![]()
Let's form a support group.

About a year or so ago a doctor put two figures up my butt...twice. The rest of the day I barely uttered a word.![]()
haha, exactly what I thought.I miss 6th grade.![]()
ouch.
How far did it go in? Was there like something isnide that you could feel the fingers touching it?
God this sounds like a ****ing pain. I hope they make some advancements so I won't have a hand up my ass.
Let's form a support group.![]()
at least it wasn't a urinary catheter.
The sad thing was I didn't know what was happening at first. It didn't click in my head to the last second that he was gonna "do it". Then he didn't it again. I felt like I got raped. The whole time my face was like this:![]()
My God.![]()
Find yourself a small, Asian woman for a doctor. They have long, slender fingers. Much better than some ex-football player with sausage hands probing around in there.
jag
http://menshealth.about.com/od/prostatehealth/a/prostate_poll.htm
At some point most men will either be offered a prostate examination as part of general health screening, or, it will be advised because of their age (usually 50+) or some problem relating to difficulty in passing urine.
Procedure
# The man is advised that a finger needs to be inserted into their rectum in order to examine the prostate gland.
# Usually the man is asked to stand, feet apart, face the examination couch and bend forward so that arms or elbows are on the couch.
# The doctor will put on a surgical glove and will cover a finger in lubricant
# The doctor will most likely say that you will feel a little pressure but no discomfort
# The finger will be inserted in a downwards angle as if pointing to the umbilicus (belly button)
# A few seconds may elapse as the doctor waits for the external sphincter muscle to relax
# You may be aware of some movement of the finger before it is removed.
The doctor will probably tell you they are going to remove their finger and then offer you some tissue to wipe the lubricant from the anus and buttocks.
What The Doctor is Examining
The doctor moves their finger in a circular motion in order to identify the lobes and groove of the prostate gland. In a normal sized prostate gland they would expect to find the prostate around 2-4 cm long and triangular in shape. They would also expect the prostate to feel firm and rubbery.
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LMFAO!!!
God that sound so embarassing and painful.
The most embarssing thing I've gone in for is when I had an ultra sound on my testicles when I was in the 5th grade. These cute Asian nurses put jelly on me with my mother in the room. I told her to leave.
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God that sound so embarassing and painful.
The most embarssing thing I've gone in for is when I had an ultra sound on my testicles when I was in the 5th grade. These cute Asian nurses put jelly on me with my mother in the room. I told her to leave.
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Hey, I didn't make a thread about getting a hand shoved up my ass.
This is more sig-worthy than the previous one.God that sound so embarassing and painful.
The most embarssing thing I've gone in for is when I had an ultra sound on my testicles when I was in the 5th grade. These cute Asian nurses put jelly on me with my mother in the room. I told her to leave.
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dry humping a girl > getting a prostate exam.
getting a prostate exam > telling a girl you're bi.