Prostate exams: what hell must be like.

[Crooklyn]

getting a prostate exam > telling a girl you're bi.

Yeah, well at least telling her I was bi got her to leave me alone. You just have a sore ass.

COLD. BLOODED.

 

[Kritish]

Yeah, well at least telling her I was bi got her to leave me alone. You just have a sore ass.

A sore ass that still has credibility with the ladies.

 

[Tangled Web]

A sore ass that still has credibility with the ladies.

I can imagibe you getting horrible flashbacks the next time a girl goes near your ass.

 

[jimmy]

Dave, stop there.

You see, by wanting girls to "leave you alone" means that you want guys to. . . well, I won't continue.

 

[Honey Vibe]

This thread may turn into a Hype classic if it keeps going

 

[Spider-Gamer]

This thread may turn into a Hype classic if it keeps going

I have to agree! t:

 

[Honey Vibe]

I can imagibe you getting horrible flashbacks the next time a girl goes near your ass.

Maybe he has chase dreams of a huge finger poking his behind

 

[The Riddler]

i like this thread title.

there are so many crappy titled threads; glad this isn't one of them.

 

[Cmill216]

I'm only speaking out of speculation, but I can imagine that getting a finger stuck up your butt for a couple of seconds is much less painful than having a small person slide through your vagina.

But that's just me.

 

[LostSon88]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9sdWXfIx34

 

[Catman]

About a year or so ago a doctor put two figures up my butt...twice. The rest of the day I barely uttered a word.

 

[Spider-Gamer]

Apparently talking about fingures up the butt gets me out of the shadows once again!

 

[spideyboy_1111]

actually hell is what i experienced a few weeks ago when i took a spinning class at my 24hr fitness... heres why..

1) for those of you who have taken a class... its a pretty damn hard workout...

2) the seat bruises your chode from constantly rising and sitting

3) your not allowed to wiggle left to right when you stand... must keep hips still

4) flamboyant gay guy kept playing gwen steffani... "wind it up!"

5) and he kept going... "Good morning" "good morning" for no damn reason...

it was hell....

 

[The Riddler]

actually hell is what i experienced a few weeks ago when i took a spinning class at my 24hr fitness... heres why..

1) for those of you who have taken a class... its a pretty damn hard workout...

2) the seat bruises your chode from constantly rising and sitting

3) your not allowed to wiggle left to right when you stand... must keep hips still

4) flamboyant gay guy kept playing gwen steffani... "wind it up!"

5) and he kept going... "Good morning" "good morning" for no damn reason...

it was hell....

this post makes me question your sexuality (enless you're homosexual, which would make my assumption correct) for two reasons:

1)you voluntarily join a "spinning class" with a "flamboyant gay guy" who plays gwen steffani's "wind it up!" constantly.

2)you would rather have your anus violated than experience the above mentioned voluntary "exercise".

i don't know about you, but a "spinning class" sounds like a playground game for ******ed kids, but getting my ass intruded sucks a whole lot more.

just my thoughts.

 

[spideyboy_1111]

i am gay.. but cant stand flaming ones .. esp ones like this one... i didnt know who taught it or knew there'd be gwen steffani before hand either... ... and i didnt enjoy getting my chode bruised.. thus why i said hell

 

[The Riddler]

i am gay.. but cant stand flaming ones .. esp ones like this one... i didnt know who taught it or knew there'd be gwen steffani before hand either... ... and i didnt enjoy getting my chode bruised.. thus why i said hell

deductive reasoning ftw!

 

[spideyboy_1111]

...... still not getting why it matters... it was still hell for me either way

 

[Kyalesyin]

I'm in class at the moment. This thread just made my day. Post more!

 

[SoulManX]

Best.Thread.At.The.Moment.

 

[Spider-Gamer]

deductive reasoning ftw!

Your not The Riddler...you are BATMAN!

 

[Colossal Spoons]

You're just asking to get made fun of aren't you?

Hey, I didn't make a thread about getting a hand shoved up my ass.

I didn't make a thread about dry humping a girl at a concert either.

dry humping a girl > getting a prostate exam.

getting a prostate exam > telling a girl you're bi.

Yeah, well at least telling her I was bi got her to leave me alone. You just have a sore ass.

A sore ass that still has credibility with the ladies.

I can imagibe you getting horrible flashbacks the next time a girl goes near your ass.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Colossal Spoons]

If Kritish knew what to expect:

Look how far he stick his finger in

 

[Mister J]

There simply has to be a better way to get this done.

Fingers in in the booty (in a non-pleasurable, non-recreational way, of course) or the possibility of undetected ass cancer. Tis the suck.

Research has shown that regular ("more than 5 times per week"[1]) *********ion can cut the risk of prostate cancer by up to a third. This is because it reduces the buildup of carconagenic deposits which can damage the cells lining the prostate.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/3072021.stm

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

How far did it go in? Was there like something isnide that you could feel the fingers touching it?

Yes, TW...inside every man's ass, there lives a tiny little man. He calls the ass "home".
The man is Bi. It's his job to "feel" things that enter the ass.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Wait, *********ing 5x/week is considered "regular"? Sounds like we're bordering on "a lot".